/Confessions/ Thread

Hey guys, have you always saved a secret and you haven't been able to tell it? Now you've got the chance! Tell it to Sup Forums right here. Feel the freedom

i have a huge penis

I have a Somali boyfriend and I voted for Trudeau (and would do it again)

My secret is... I'm Jewish man pretending to be a French man pretending to be a Turkish man pretending to be a German who is traveling Brazil.

I post lies on the internet constantly

I've had gay sex three times in my life (in passive role) and I enjoyed it

I'm obsessed with big black cock

I think he is cute

I'm a cute 2D Japanese girl

Mexico is actually not brown

it was all memes

did you cum from the penetration?

what's his name again?

Once, the partners dick was exceptionally big though

i am actually dumb as fuck

based Anglo for admitting that he's inferior

I am unironically a cuckold, I've enjoyed hearing my crush get fucked in the room next to me and Imagined I was doing it as a black bull

One time I had a threesome with two pureblood aryan supermodels while riding a ferrari over a pit full of millions of dollars, I'm pretty embarrassed to confess it

Why did you have consensual sex with a gay man in a supinated missionary position?

I want to live in Ibiza all year and I don't care what people think of that

Because I felt like doing it. It was a nice experience, frankly.

because it feels good?

Nathan, or sissy brit boi, he has a Portuguese surname

was he black?

My female cousin rubbed up on my penis when she was drunk. Was pretty turned on 2bh

My boss and I browses Sup Forums during work hours.

Roger you goofy fuck

I don't believe you

I have a bastard child in Spain

He was a Portuguese.

no, you see i personally am

i've also beaten some indian nearly to death for the fun of it too maybe i should have confessed that

o shit waddup

I thought that thread you posted was just memes.

>i've also beaten some indian nearly to death for the fun of it too maybe i should have confessed that

Why aren't you in jail?
I'm forwarding this shit right now

i'm actually kinda good looking but everyone sees me as 'that pretty but very scary looking and serious guy that i probably won't understand'
feels bad

I'm in love with my cousin.

It wasn't

think you'll find he went home :3

I can't kill myself because it would make my wife sad.

i wank over football goals

I really hope your Sup Forums posts can be used as evidence against you and you have to pay for your mistake.

I am racist

I won't