You have to live in either Brazil, Russia, or China

You have to live in either Brazil, Russia, or China.

Which one do you choose and why?

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South brazil

>mainly european
>they speak a language that i can understand easily
>no risk of getting me killed

China
There I have been there I long to return

Brazil; not totalitarian shithole like china and not cold as shit in winter like Russia.

Plus they have some of the hottest women in the world.

Brazil probably just for the different culture

This. Don't forget the hot women

Russia if I can pick St. Petersburg.
South Brazil second choice.

>Russia if I can pick St. Petersburg
Why would you like to live in this city?

I think I would choose Brazil

but they are actually kinda all ok choices

well russia is probably the worst

china obviously, the other two are major shitholes on every level

Seems comfy, and I can go visit Finn autists and Baltic drunks.
I like blondes too.

How is it ?
Would Kaliningrad be a better choice ?

>no risk of getting me killed
You ever been to Porto Alegre?

how far south does "south brazil" start?

porto alegre has higher murder rates than rio and sao paulo, it's just that some people here think we're still in 2005

is a meme, all brazil is bad

russia

Russia so I can illegally immigrate into Alaska.

Genius.

I'd Probably stay in Brazil. Russia seems very depressing. And I don't trust the Chinese.

It's ok, but too many Asians here (30-40%)
Also it's full of junkies, hipsters and punks

brazil, i would think about living in russia but i would get mistaken for a churka

Russia because I can speak Russian

russia
it has the perfect weather for me. also there's a lot of white qts and i unironically wear a lot of adidas clothes so i would just fit perfectly

Russia, it is like here but richer.

We already don't wear that shit, everyone would think you're from a village

Russia because I wouldn't need to learn a new language

this, the only point in favor of Russia is high tier mamushka, but Brazil have Bunda so...
...also I feel like I could develop better in Brazil

so what's the current ruskie stereotypical clothing now?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Region,_Brazil

he's probably a faggot or how you call them кpeaкл

China, because that's where the action is.

you mean mosqueow and spb only?

There are way more faggots in moscow honestly

South Brazil

Wait, I am already here eheh

Paraná, Santa Catarina and Río Grande do Sul

Can I choose teh city? If so, Hong Kong. Have already lived there anyways

All right, you have to choose, live in:
Tajikistan
Rwanda
Sri Lanka
for 5 years

...

They look like new york gay niggas

That's very gay Russia, I am disappointed.

brazil

at least it's warm year round

Sri Lanka

It's a typical fashion in Moscow and Saint P

Russia, either Yakutsk or Vladivostok. Marry some virgin Uzbek or Ukrainian expat.

Tajiki no question

Obviously Sri Lanka

Tajikistan

it seems friendly

Just look on a dude from eurovision
russia is gay af despite ban

Bullshit.
t.St Petersburg resident posting in tracksuit right now.

>trackposting in middle of morning

Lel at how everyone knows that he''s a fag, but nobody say it out

and most likely Adidas you've bought in a boutique you cheeki faggot

tajikistan
the other 2 are too hot for people to live in.

>BPЁЁЁЁTИ

They are not lying. Once a year, i had to travel to POA, and every time i pray to someone nuke that shit hole.
But stay away from the capital and you will be okay, if possible, keep distance from Uruguaiana. The whole town became a huge traffic capital in the south.

In Brazil, are the west Amazonas states safer ?

I bought it in adidas boutique in Kupchino. Sounds like meme, but it's true.

Russia I guess.

>Kupchino
go to the center sometimes
your ghetto isn't Saint P

It's blue.

If, for some weird reason you end up in south brazil, and for some reason this town is MUH GERMANIC, you can find german speaking in any decent drug store. Old people sometimes don't understand Portuguese.

Why would you trade the marvelous winter for a fucking daily summer that burns your bones away from the very flesh of your body. I can't fucking understand you guys.

I only went to Manaus once. And never leave the center of that city. So it's looks safe at my point.

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You can come to Amazonas, our crime rates are lower than the south, just stick to rich part of the capital and you'll be okay, People here are very welcoming, though you may have a bad time with the weather.

>go to the center sometimes
Tell me at least one reason for it.
>your ghetto isn't Saint P
It is.

Hm...I'm actually conflicted. I want somewhere with the mountains of Tajikistan, and the Buddhism of Sri Lanka...

I pick Bhutan.

>select all images with mountains

I asked the same thing to my grand mother.
Since they where peasants, Brazil without snow was like paradise to them. They literally grow crops all year. No cow or sheep ever die just because it's too cold.

Manaus is great, and I'm not saying this only because I was born here, of course it does have good and bad points. Mainly saying:

Positive: -People are very welcoming
-Rich culture to certain degree
-Good food

Negative: -People here are stupid like dumb
-A little more pricey than other states
-Bad weather, fucking mosquitos all over

Don't take me bad m8. But Manaus girls are ugly. And people look at me like i had some hormonal problem because i am 1,92.
But the food was great!

>But Manaus girls are ugly

Ooops, forgot that.

Negative: -We don't really have the prettiest women

What's the weather like ?
Tropical mosquito infested ?


Live for 5 years in:
Zimbabwe
Papua New Guinea
Svalbarad
You can't leave

I will just move here because Hong Kong is in China.

>Svalbarad
No regrets.

Ofc Brazil

I'll do the American thing and go with my gut. China it is.

You guys are welcome.

It's so hot, sometimes you get the feeling that Satan himself is fistfucking you, and the problem is that it's not arid but humid, so you fry like a piece of meat in a pan. And then there are some days where the weather is agreeable, like tons of rain and suddenly it gets cold.

Brazil probably... mostly because of nice weather, nice beaches, nice bitches and it's close to Argentina

Sri Lanka is the best South Asian country. Been there twice and the beach suburbs of Colombo are top tier

>Brazil
>Nice weather

Pick one

suicide

Is it not nice? it's tropical right

Svalbard without a doubt

brazil
I hate cold weather and I hate media censorship
I love multiculturalism and Latin languages

If HK or Macao were options I would obviously pick China. Otherwise an upperclass gated suburb in Brazil

I would never live anywhere in Brazil that wasn't on the coast desu

sounds exactly like florida. i'd be right at home

Brazil.

Rio gets above 40 degrees in Summer. Too hot for me.

would you rather start a "new life" (as a bankrupt homeless) in the slums of:
a)Tokyo
b)New York
c)Paris

Then come to south Brazil. We can get 30C during summer but not 40C lmao

I've had comfy naps in 110F

Follow the american dream.

Lived in New York my whole life and the slums are probably the last place I'd ever want to be. I'll take either of the options where I don't die, thanks.

New York, if I can move to somewhere less populated and use their programs.
Tokyo, I think, if not.
Paris I'd just end up killed by gypsies.

Isn't the Shire hot ?

Well, since I respect every culture to a certain degree, I know the stereotype of the average american man ( fat, neckbeard ), and I know that it's not so. You must acknowledge that not every brazilian here is all about "favela, soccer and samba hue hue". Some of us long for this marvelous landscape ( pic related ). So if you're one for tropical weather, here it's the place for you

Fucking hell

paris
the new york slums are fucking warzones and japan is full of rapists
paris is almost socialist from what I hear -- pretty good for a hobo

That's New Zealand summer temperatures so I could definitely handle that.

I remember the first time I ever went to the tropics as a child was in The Cook Islands. Just getting off the plane the heat hit you like you were opening the oven door.

Probably more on par with Argentina.

>Tokyo
that sounds like a good option
japan is safe, and has very low homeless, i could live in an internet cafe and get a shitty job somewhere and work my way up

>japan
>work your way up
either daddy's rich or you're poor

i choose suicide