Pc is asleep

>pc is asleep
>pc wakes up for a split second
>pc goes to sleep immediately

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>cmd.exe opens and then immediately closes

>cpu fan goes full blast for 5 seconds with nothing running

>PC makes weird noise
>Hit it
>Noise stops

>forgot password
>click forgot password
>enter username
>email arrives
>>password reminder
>ohnoitisn't
>>the first five letters of your password are...

>virus scan
>your system needs to restarted to remove these files

...

>decide to do a routine chkdsk
>run chkdsk with both /f /r commands
>chkdsk just shows for 3 seconds, says "the volume is clean" and windows starts up
is this bad?

>Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow!
Also
>Playing youtube vid
>Close window but yt vid sound is still playing in the background

Are you me?

>google eugenics, science basis for racism, we wuz kangs
>goto xvideos
>suggestions: blacked

This.
How does this work every time?

>be walking in the woods
>nobody is around
>phone is dead
>suddenly out of the corner of my eye i spot him
>shia labeouf

He's probably looking for another place to plant his shitty flag

has anyone else on Sup Forums had this happen, and is it bad?
please, i want to know

>Mouse position resets

please, i don't have any signs of a failing hdd (clicking sounds, corrupted files, shit taking ages to load) but i want to be sure

I want to forcefully impregnate Erika

>Random Windows must restart to apply the changes window

>Cant eject USB when nothing is using it

>DVD drive ejects on its own
Happens to me often and im sure my Windows install is compromised but im too lazy to reinstall.

>Computer makes noises when its off
>Ethernet Flash turns on with the PC every now and then

>welp guess im not sleeping tonight and im calling out sick tomorrow

>computer is asleep
>fan sounds like like the turbine in a nuclear reactor for a second
>ethernet light glows brighter than an atomic explosion
>pc doesn't awaken
>worry.wav

End your life.

>android phone running cyanogenmod reinstalls the OS and restarts itself
>it's says it's still on the same image

O.O

>Have to shut down file server for maintenance
>Taking forever and notice network traffic is at a standstill for my other PC
>Won't even load Google
>Server finally shuts down, internet in the house back to normal

Maybe it's because I never shut down the Windows server and it needs to contact mommy Microsoft before turning off?

>Suspend PC
>It turns on again later on
>Only a black screen and the mouse
>Worry.png

>Talk about a certain product often for a couple days
>Suddenly I start getting ads for said product

Google is always listening

>Not using Ublock Origin
>Not using uMatrix

I have a similar problem, but instead of ads i get spam mail.

You have no idea of how much spam related to Viagra and junk anime stuff i get.

>Logs onto PC
>Brief Command Prompt window opens and closes

because it's usually the fan rubbing up against something like a wire and when you kick it it's no longer rubbing up against anything

Look at all these winbabies complaining about problems that the MacOS master race doesn't have to deal with

>get up to date on my favorite news sites buzzfeed, slate, huffingtonpost and vice
>take a break, go to pornhub
>suggested categories are cuckold

>not plugging it out of the socket

If it's off, it can be full dead.

Do you have ED, user?

>turn pc on
>it takes off an flies away as it spins all fans at full speed for a moment

Happened to me as well.

Underrated post

Windows is compiling your new kernel with a brand new cia backdoor

>laptop is asleep
>here a loud beep, fans starts spinning full blast
>few seconds later it turns off

This happens every time and goes on for a few minutes i turn on my pc, but only during winter. It's kind of embarrassing because i don't want to wake my family when i wake up at 3am and turn on my pc and it goes full jet engine for 5 minutes.

>turn on laptop
>open up tor
>log into dark net market
>realize i forgot to enable my vpn before opening tor

>Windows updates
>updates are disabled and you're not connected to the Internet

>PC goes out of sleep mode whenever someone turns on the bathroom lights

>no programs running, HDD starts to rumble

LOL

>it ejects properly the second time you try to eject it, without anything changing

I had similar. My pc went on whenever someone switched on lights in the room

>turn on table lamp
>wired mouse disconnects and connects, can hear the USB sound

>take excessive amounts of Adderall XR
>become paranoid and convinced CIA niggers are spying on me with little tiny cameras covertly planted everywhere
>turn every light off in my house and sit quietly on the kitchen floor, naked and in complete darkness
>hear a faint and continuous, high frequency noise echoing across the room
>panic
>mfw my cat was passing gas

Or is the hard drive vibrating because of loose screws.

>sudden plugged-in sound out of nowhere
>loading cursor that lasts for 0.5 sec

You can say fart, user. You're mom's asleep.

>Implying unplugging the cable will stop it from happening.

>tfw vyvanse addiction fucked me up and turned my into a psychotic paranoid freak
>tried speed and all i did was stay up for 5 days and masturbate 10 times
>really want to just take something to get some energy to code or do stuff
is ritalin any good?

>start windows 7
>between 1 or 10 minutes from startup there is this weird jingle and i have no clue what it is.

...

Probably waking up to hibernate

in periods of inactivity windows is """""indexing""""" and it stops because you also move a mouse

is it this?
youtube.com/watch?v=cmdprbBOMT8

>really want to just take something to get some energy to code or do stuff
just unplug yourself from the internet
ban yourself from your router for 24h, give your sim to your neighbor, etc

um kinda
did anomalous hack my bootcamp partition?

chill mate, i don't know if it's bad or not, backup important data just to be sure

your*

>turn on pc
>cat jumps on keyboard
>sends my mom my entire Internet history

Fucking cats

kek
how tf

>open up My Computer
>E:\ drive shows up
>I don't have an E drive
>refresh window and it vanishes

>YouTube starts recommending me weird videos
>check history
>bunch of searches for 'dog humping cat'
>take cat outside and shoot it for being a cuck

>CIA shows up to my house
>takes computer
>turns out cat was recruiting people for ISIS
>give cat pork flavored food

This has been happening a lot to me. Tried reinstalling Windows but still happens occasionally.

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there

But i do, thats how i deal with the problem.

>turn on computer
>finishes loading the OS
>pointer is off center

>turn of tv
>couple hours later i'm in bed
>tv turns on by itself for a second then shuts down
>5 seconds later
>turns on again with static for a second and shuts down
>this happens every night at same time

*internal screaming*

I've got one that goes from stand by, to almost on every morning at 5am.
But never fully on. Just the standby light. I get the noise I usually expect when turning it on, but no sound or image.
It's got a integrated FTA tuner. To my understanding they are hackable. Never did it used to update what channels where available by it's self. But now it, and many others do.

Jesus christ, how much vyvanse did you take?

yeah that could help with all this overload of information we are consuming nowadays, i am far too internet addicted but i might try that some day

uh i took max prescribed dose (70mg) every day for around six months, and at the end before i quit i took double doses and even once downed 4x70mg pills in hope of the magic returning
i think i was VERY sensitive to this substance, as the information about it says it should wear off after 12 hours, however for me it had me tweaking for 20+ hours every time, and even after those 20 hours i could not sleep
basically all i did that summer was play counter strike 16+ hours a day, smoke cigarettes, and fap
and yes you are free to call me degenerate because i know i was, and i am disappointed in myself and embarrassed about this period of my life

what matters is that you got yourself off that, not many people can do that, anyway, congratz user

thank you user, makes me glad random people can say such nice things online

i think the biggest reason i kept my addiction going was the notion that it was "medicine"
even though i know i was consuming literal amphetamine every day, something in the back of my mind kept telling me "it's fine, it's MEDICINE, think about how bad your focus is without it", oh and also it made me an absolute god at counter strike and that was fun
labeling it medicine is dangerous imo, it's not a medicine it's a "symptom reliever" or something

My computer used to make this metallic crickling crackling sound.

All Google searches pointed to dying PSU.

Months later it stopped.

Currently typing this on said PC.

Can Sup Forums diagnose?

fuck please no more thats it im done

ur welcome, i also struggle with paying attention to stuff, i considered taking some meds, but reading this i think i'll pass, i'll buy some vitamins or some shit

I used to have a BIG ASS CRT TV that would periodically give off a frequency akin to it being turned on, but it's power state never changed.

I shouldn't say "used to" since I still have it. It's just plugged out and covered in cobwebs at my father's house.

>boot up GNU+Linux
>Everything works as intended

it sucks doesnt it
i would kind of still recommend trying it out if you have a psychiatrist, talk to him about it
but the important part is RESPECT THEM
if the doctor says take one every 6 hours, you do exactly that and nothing else

but it also feels kinda pathetic you know, thinking that you have to rely on a substance to "function", i have heard of people with adhd/add who have found ways to cope with their focus problems and recognize them and use them to their benefit, look into that

best of luck

Ritalin high is pretty shit tier, better than nothing though

PSU: pic related

>browsing onion pages
>"this site would like access t your location"
>webcam light turns on for a second

>tfw was diagnosed with aspergers when I was a teenager
>tfw they prescribed me two different kinds of medicine, an upper and a "Stabilizer" AKA downer, and warned me about getting off it quoting some syndrome with 20k cases per year in the US
>tfw it turned me into even more of a sociopathic shitler
>tfw I went cold turkey and went ballistic, assaulted someone and got assault charges at 16
>Went back on higher doses
>waned myself off secretly
>eventually got to zero mg/day
>got control of my life
>still paranoid as shit

>turn off CRT TV while being in complete darkness
>look at tv screen, picture is still a bit visible because of the phosphor afterglow

>eject usb drive without removing it safely
>it is actually corrupted

not him but if you wanna play it safe, fish oil, bacopa extract and ginkgo are a good combo. It's subtle but effective enough. I have really bad ADD and maladaptive daydreaming but it lets me pull myself away from the computer and daydreaming all the time to get my other hobbies done.

>no internet connection
>a message box appears that has never been seen before

spooky

I Rar bombed mine. Can't delete the culprit either. And am far too lazy to reformat it.

bios takes ages to load
windows boots in seconds

>"User Account Control"
>"adjawijcv.exe requires administrator permissions"

>"Cancel" "Allow"