All my friends talking about how big their dicks are

>all my friends talking about how big their dicks are
>haha m-me too

>tfw benis is only 6.8 inches
>I just say it's 7 inches

why must men have big dicks why can't women get smaller cunts

They are probably lying

reply to this post or ur dick will shrink 100cm while u sleep

>people start to talk about sex around you

>Ha-ha yeah guys I mean, you might as well call it a 3rd leg. yeah i guess you can say it's pretty huge!

>about about your dick with your male pals
t-that's kind of gay

>about about
talking about*

>people start talking about gfs and sex
>"Say, user, As long as I have known you I've never seen you with a girl? Have you had sex before?"

my roommates do this all the time. one time they had girls over for a foursome and I had to kind of awkwardly sit in my room while they loudly went at it.

I've told the same story so many times I forget that I'm still a virgin.

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at least you won ESC

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OH WAIT

yeah I say that I had sex with a girl at home. I went to high school on other side of the country from where my college is that no one knows

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>girl asks if I've ever kissed anyone
>n-no
>but you're so cute

>dad's got a bigger prick than me

That's depressing, I wouldn't wish this on anyone unless it's my absolute worst enemy

>girls think I have a huge dick
>it only looks big because i'm a skinny cunt

not my dick

that's when you lean in and kiss them

Either you get kiss or you prove their point stupid

>Friends have bigger tits

BOLZANO
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>Korea

MÜNCHEN

>all my friends talking about how big their dicks are
how old are you? 12?

ALBINOLEFFE
ABBIATEGRASSO
VERG

>not having a literal dick measuring contest with your pals

"Bro, my dick is so big I can't walk side ways through a door"
"Bro, that's tiny, I once got erection and accidentally poked God in his eye"

Look, they are just joking, they got tiny ones, OK?

Albinoleffe è la squadra di calcio, i paesi sono Albino e Leffe
Abbiategrasso è una città negli Stati Uniti
Vergate sul membro volentieri, preparati

Stop with these german cities!

>gay friends talking about dicks

>be 6'3 95kg
>got 7in dick
>looks pathetic next to my enormous thighs
>never get complimented about my D

I would rather have your situation, Dingo

>Abbiategrasso è un comune italiano di 32.417 abitanti della città metropolitana di Milano
Sei in questo genere di cose
>imbarzottimento inaspettato

Shape of the tits is much more important than size. Once I dated a chick with average boobies, only to find out that they kind of curve outwards, away from her body. It was hard to keep it hard after that. That is how I learned to appreciate the shape rather than size.

Another story is of my friend, who chased this classic blonde Slav bimbo with HUGE tits and when he finally got to sex her up, he found out that her tits go all the way to her belly button almost, and that it was the bra that made her tits look hot.

All the ways woman have to deceive about their true looks...

I wish I had a d*ck. )=

>Shape of the tits is much more important than size
What shape?

>curve outward away from the body
did they curve straight from the body? or too the side? if its the former i love those, they are my holy grail, and you are homosex.

>pic related

The rounder they are and perkier they are, the better. Pic related maybe had them done, but the point remains.

To the side, like they are looking away from one another, if that makes sense. Like magnets with the same polarity

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i never sleep HAHA GOOD LUCK

this is not a small size

Hell yeah

>tfw no Miss Alice tits to squeeze

SAME
the only difference between me and average /r9k/ user is that I lie all the time and to everyone making myself look more normal, been that way ever since midschool

Yeah same here, im a stealth normie. No one suspects it unless they know me multiple years.

Size was not the point of my post, shape was the point.

sadface.jpg

100cm ?

>friends start talking about faggots and queers

no pls

>found out years later that a girl at college who used to take the piss out of me for being a virgin liked me

WHY DIDN'T SHE SAY OR DO ANYTHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

It turns into a tail

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sadly that's how some women are bro
thankfully though not all of them

you've got your cm's and your mm mixed up haven't you user

>friends

ye same here, everyone had kids(except me) and i haven't seen anyone for years

>they don't want to wake up with a pussy

>meme dick

>mfw got asked why "I was asexual" by two different girls who don't even know each other

>tfw have a woman who keeps saying i can never be her bf because the age difference and she sees me as a brother
>tfw she keeps inviting me out on what would be romantic dates to the casual observer

what does this mean

would've legit gone in there and thrown orange juice at them

>caring so much about penis size
Jesus, I see the African culture has reached far.

That would be kind of neat actually. The tail would be so long I could wrap it around to the front and have effectively a way bigger dick than I have now.

>brotherzoned