I'm sitting in hungry jacks (burger king) drinking a bottle of bourbon at 4:15pm.
They have unlimited drink refills so when the coke zero runs out I go back and get a refill, pour some bourbon in and keep drinking.
What pathetic low life things do people in your country do?
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>bourbon and coke
Coke zero*
even worse
One day I went to McDonald's at 4:30AM with a thing of Malibu and sat in the far corner for like 12 hours doing something similar, rum and Coke
do aussies have the cheese top burgers or is that only a SEAmonkey thing
Holy shit that is low, I always thought people pretend to be sad autists but this is real.
I killed a dog and shat on its carcass to gain back a sense of primal self-worth a few month ago.
Shut your tuppy hole you white dawg
Makes me feel a bit better that I'm not the only loser who does this
Never seen it here
See pic related for an example of some vouchers we have
Thanks m8
Good goy
fookin peenoys get all the luck
im drunk here m8 ill toast to your health the haters can get fucked, death to normos
Cheers m8
I'm starting to feel good too
I'll drink to that
Fuck normies
im currently in a Subway at 2:30AM
Get the meal deal for two and enjoy the horrible shits you'll get tonight
Are you waiting for the train m8?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah great joke amirite
Literally what's that
That's low.
I raped someone a few years ago and got away with it. Feels horrible to remember to this day.
Anyone else know that feel?
i'm deciding to if i should kick out of dad who's a free loader that comes home late each night drunk
Nice hand, princess
When I arrived I ordered a whopper jnr by itself (on special for $2.95) and a large coke zero.
I have already eaten heaps today so I'm really only here for the free refills
I'm not even bothering to use the free WiFi because I'm too lazy and 4chin is probably blocked anyway
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u blind ciggy butt brain
Thanks darl
I'm not 16 like most others here, I'm in my early 30s
Too roight
gib greentext
Soz
Never heard of that here
I think people call that the wollongong wednesday, day before the centrelink payment comes through
>30yo drinking during daylight at a fast food restaurant while shitposting
this the epitome of aus culture
Yeah I've heard of that, but I'm not on the dole. If I was, there'd be goon bags, not bottles of bourbon
Lmao
But seriously, why don't you celebrate Easter?
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you neba learn mang
i wonder what he does now
/plg/ was a lot more fun with him
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We don't have those here anymore. Realized how retarded the idea was and immediately sent the man who thought of it into the gulag.
Most pathetic low-life thing I've done is sit in alley next to a bar drinking boxed wine straight from the box.
>mfw a cute girl I used to work with drove by
>"user, what are you doing?"
>N-nothing
It's just me
I'm all alone pham
livin the life man!
where's the bourbon
Herr, it's the cheapest shit you can buy from one of our liquor chain stores here but once you lower your standards to my level it's breddy gud.
It's from Kentucky ofc
That's ingenious. Thanks for the idea
here's a pic of south afriac
Nu worries et all muh cuzzy bru from across the dutch
Thus idea us really swit es end I like it a lot
Pleas feel free to use it es much as you cen
blasphemous
here's a pic i took when i was visting relatives in sydney
thanks muh cuzz cun't wait to use mi dole puymunt ut burger kung
do you have a job OP?
Swit es bru i cant wait either can u send me a pm so we can dusguss ut a but more?
Yes, I earn about 95k AUD per year. I'm an it manager
But beneath that I'm still a fucking loser
Hire me and I'll make you feel like less of a loser
How much do you cost?
Just give me enough to get an apartment idk. less what your pay your average hire.
if you make that much why not just buy a 12 pack of coke zero and drink at home.
i get you aussies cant drink outside because of the killer kangaroos and such
I'll give you $5 a week plus you can live in my house for free. I'll feed you lamb and vegetables every day and your body will freak out
Plus I'll throw in an unlimited transport pass so you can go out
Make it 10 and you have a deal.
lel you need some rehab senpai
People search in trash for aluminum and sell it to get some money
>drinking on a weekend afternoon
>a-alcoholic
lol in the US some people like to scavenge for copper cuz it's so expensive
we had some wildfires last year so a lot of homes burned down and there was a ton of copper left over, i was part of a night patrol right after the fires that went around with rifles trying to find people who snuck past the barricades to the area trying to steal copper wiring off the remains of folks homes, we got a few of em and turned em into the cops
>middle of day, in public
>bourbon in bad
>hungry jacks
fucktard
No. Tell me about it senpai?
What are you saying?
It's only pathetic if you care what other people think, go hit on a girl, aussie girls are whores you'll get something to do
>4.15pm
>middle of the day
Are you still there my friend?
Why not play a videogame
this is the most knacker thing ive ever heard of
>coke zero
Why am I in the same board with these autists
Lmao
Sounds ok except you should never drink alone.
Did that in Mcd's with friends, got a funny stares but was ok
>funny stars
M8 I was only just able to walk when I left
>we got a few of em and turned em into the cops
>stop right there criminal
>you have violated the law
>you're a cop from now on, welcome to the force
Where you at lad?
BRISBANE here
Dear diary...
Am I being detained though? My flag would say otherwise
Perth m8, coke here cunt