Extreme speed edition
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The first post is mine.
second is mine
FIRST FOR RUSSIA
What is faster than the speed of light?
How do I tinder?
but the first dubs are mine
Also, just a quick reminder that I'm slowly turning into a chode
off by one
Check these digits though.
Ukraine deserved the win desu
first dubs for the day
You need a normiebook
lithuanian when he sees unguarded tractors
A roach with a knife
off by four, ah atleast you can try next time good luck, lad!
Estonia's internet speeds
Every time an Australian gets dubs, a puppy dies.
Do you think Australia will be in Eurovision again next year?
ywn be aesthetic
Don't know how we came second, isn't Eurovision just a bunch of cliques voting for each other?
Nah they were invited guests by the winner of last year? I think?
off by two
You cheeky cunt.
damn it i missed
You were only meant to stay if you won the first year, so yeah you'll be back
Thanks buddy ))))
I missed this whole Eurovision, was Belarus in it?
Belarus a cute.
has /balt/ always been this busy?
belaruse literally had an mlp song
We got invited back 'cause why not essentially. SBS, the channel that broadcasts it, is a member of the EBU tho and that seems to pretty much be the sole requirement (see: Israel, all the mohammedan countries etc)
No baltic Degeneration i see.
I like what i see.
So Australia will be always participating from now on?
can't show palestine flag at euro vision
can show israel flag at eurovision
what did they mean by this?
implying those black and white Princess Molestia porn comics aren't the shit
That palestine gonna go extinct in a following year.
Id's a gonsbiracy! Jews rule de world! xDDD
Worst yet, we'll always be sending a PC performer
What a Playstation is to buy? Xbox360 may be rrod and the PS3 is finally broken. Wii is a piece of shit. So what is the least worst shopping? PC Nor is it because the game machine costs 2000e and gay anyway.
We have a better taste.
you know how i remember which flag is lithuanian and which is latvian
lithuanian flag looks like shit because its lithPOOania
Stop sending me mixed signals :(
most people remember which is latvian and which is lithuanian by how they look 'cause they aren't mentally challenged
I can work with that.
difference between mature and milf?
my balls are still hurting
One is a hot older lady and the other is sag galore.
lmao, why are Belarusians so raycciss
That German search "teen" No way its muslims right?
it's cancer lad
yeah but no one knows where either are
literally had a baltic gf for a bit and i cannot remember whether she was from latvia or lithuania
dubs are irrelevant, my friend
Alsace has good taste tbqh
Their german is showing.
me on the right
off by four kenobi lmao
off by 4
suck my dick cunt
can I wager you never hit more than trips?
i hit ur mum :DDD
Somalis see me
steal my bike
try to run away
immigrant nigger people caught up
will take the money
lose your virginity
never again to indoor swimming pool.
What's wrong, champ?
taci din gura
Lol at you, ya prolly got herpes m8
a lithuanian girl will never BUST your BOLLOCKS with her feet
Herpes is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) that any sexually active person can get.
sexually active person can get.
I was expecting to see ”czech scat” there tBh
a foreign namefag will never LEAVE this GENERAL
Your nutsack might be twisted, I know a guy that got surgery for that, it's a relatively simple fix. You might not be able to jack it for a couple weeks but you'll live m8.
If you'd like I could kick in the balls. Would that make you feel better?
Going to survey more planets in Stellaris lads..
Maybe you're just ill, go to the doctors
all these undesirables itt
i have oral herpes and i have never done a sex
Even reading about it makes me cringe.
I had this.
even though it has never been tried
Yeah I heard it can be quite painful, which is why I'm always self conscious about how my balls are resting.
brojob doesn't count amirite
wonder how tall reviewbrah is
seems like he's got the big three
haha long boy
lads i was playing this game and now my chest still hurts 5 hours after
just a prank bro
hes a big lad
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Can someone say some interesting facts about Australia?
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No there are none
say it ain't so
Wieso feiern Amerikanern nicht Ostern?
This , there are none.
However, there are many, many exciting and wondrous facts to be heard about NZ, I'll tell you that much!
It's pretty big and like 99% of it is desert
dog did a shit in the hallway
clean it up
just as I'm done cleaning dog diarrheas again
looking me right in the eye
Lads, I think my dog doesn't respect me.
A celebration, perhaps?
I don't respect you either
not having a pass
it has improved my life dramatically
That'll be Warum Amerikaner feiert Ostern nict, you uncultured swine.
He wants you to shit on him.
Pertaining to that of the resurrection, I presume?
Should I shit in his bed while looking him in the eye?
Actually it would be warum feiern Amerikaner kein Ostern.
t. the half-German
What's wrong with my version?
STOP TALKING NAZI AND JUST A WEEK AFTER VICTORY DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
beat the shit out of that fucker
Firstly you used a singular form, second the grammatical structure is fucked up
t. Ivan Ivanov
that was awful
that was better and makes sense but sounds like shit
t. half swiss
pertaining more to eggs, nowadays.
its completely wrong you balt
SO AM I STILL WAITING FOR THIS WORLD TO STOP HATING?
That's invan invanovich ivanov
But i dont hate you
would you rape her /bantz/?
but i hate you scatvia
Whats the difrence between Lithuania and Latvia?
% of ruskies
i'd murder her in a back alley 2bh
mature vs. hentai
id rape her
Location of the tractors
not so depressed anymore lads
i've been riding a wave of positivity since started teetotaling
who are you?
I would like to punch her 2bh, her facial expressions are fucked.
Who are you?
Have you found your Latvian twink named Yuri?
I'm pure balt Lithuanian
id rape her
why? she's ugly
haven't touched a drop of alcohol in 3 years
scary yard decoration
to improve your fishing
I'm an atheist.
You found yourself a gf?
t. 37484739474th pure irish
Why the fuck are you here, clown? Literally no one like you
Reminder that God exists and loves us all
lol god's a fag
ur mums a fag lmoa
No, I'm still a loser, I've just become content with myself and started lifting as well as eating healthy again
haven't touched a drop of alcohol in 3 years
i started studying again
hurts to think what i'd have got done with all that lost time but oh well
It'll pass, don't worry.
the hair is shit but other than that she looks qt
also i like black girls
same here lad, never to late to improve yourself and situation
i'm watching the goosebumps movie :DDDDD
lithuanian and gay
I doubt he's lithuanian tho. Those parades are full of foreign fags. Like that smug shit in the background.
i remember those pick your own choice goosebump books, those were cool
how bout you watch it with me big boy ;^)
Did you beware?
Are you in for a scare?
What, some form of sweet egg with a... surprise waiting inside?
Manche würden sagen... eine KINDER Überraschung?
can we get an exodia pepe?
What ever happened to the guy from Iceland did he got shot in US ?
yeah we streamed his funeral the other day
Glad i didnt miss it, wouldnt have been able to live with myself
Never liked him anyways..
I'll show him this post when he's back
i want to die and be born estonian
podai mne liubovta
What awaits inside? A surprise, oh my!
Open it up and give it a viddy, for you shall soon be feeling the pity!
Meh.. I think he already knew that..
What are the Baltic people's thoughts on the drink Dr Pepper?
Do anyone of you actually know fags personally? Cuz i dont and i dont even know who knows them.
I know you 2bh
he's not a real doctor
I know (You)
I know a couple of unironically gay dykes, AMA
when i went to uni there was a couple
never met a skinny one though, i think most were doing it out of desperation
in fact most were obese, honest.
Reminder to disregard nuslims and miggers!
i didnt like it
yes. i know this one queer who talks in an annoying voice and is always talking about muh oppression. always wears skirts too. hes also a jew
unironically best cola
don't you fucking dare
Too much time traveling..
but it's sarspirella
personally I don't know, but I have seen literall fagget in my school and he was like stereotypical gay guy. Talked like a fagget with his gay voice, made some womanly gestures and talked only to females.
you mean buratino
why is trump so racist
talked only to females
Think of all the pussy he slayed.
stop right fucking there
I tried it one time and I hated it so swore to myself to never try that thing again.
fits the description of the fag i knew really well
I don't understand.
why would he kill himself
i'm leaving, i'm leaving the fucking thread now if this keeps going
I never hear native americans bitching why is it always the niggers?
Who /beautiful/ here?
Gonna make myself some spring rolls
shud ub das rayciss
YOU'RE OFF YOUR ROCKERS
native americans are 2% of the population and live on reservations (except mexicans and white pretending to be indian which is a good amount of american indians)
niggers are 12.6% of the population and live in cities
3 day ban is not worth it to be honest
posting such evil here in this friendly board should constitute a permaban
Which category shall I choose a movie from?
i've honestly been thinking about getting into sculpting 2bh but i have no room in my house to do it
giz a bite
easiest shit of my life
Tonight I had a dream that Australia is a real place and not just a scam to sell proxies.
mfw my brother is an unironic faggot
So much for those 'grandkids', right mother?
better get to work on that gf huh? :)
He could still have kids though, my dad did
No anime or LGBT, please
It's pretty unanimous then.
waking up early tomorrow
yes. he must watch boku no pico
tfw my bloodline will die with me
it's just a prank
lol you're dads a gay homo poofta
lmao ur dad is gay rofl
I wish I had a crew or a gang or something. Some brothers I could depend on 100% with everything.
Sort of envy blacks getting born into community housing, shit living situation financially but at least they have solid relationships.
Which genre of horror movie?
tfw have 6 year old brother
he'll probably get a gf before me
I'm getting up at 6:30 without an alarm anyway. What's worse is that I gotta prepare to resign from my current job lmoa
awake at 5 am
just a prank bro haha
the meme window
Satanic always works
poors fuck each other over all the time, no honour amongst thieves and all that.
You probably already have similar relationships in your own life but because you're an affluent white person you haven't needed to place much importance on them, because you haven't needed them- the friendships are just friendships, not dependencies. Then, ironically, you ask yourself why you have no true bosom friends.
I have to wake up at 4 tomorrow
its an american window
they open up instead of in
I know, it's hilarious
We have those windows too in older houses though they're not that popular considering you have to rely on a latch or ratcheted pulley mechanism to stop it from falling back down and severing your fingers. Most non louvered windows have one half that slides to the side so the other half is always covered with one or two glass panes.
Anyone else here like never dream?
I know you dream at least three times a night blah blah blah, but I mean remembering the dreams; being able to recall what happened when you wake up.
I will literally remember nothing at all, not a single detail for months on end. And then maybe once every two or three months I'll remember a couple vivid details or if I'm lucky actual substantial parts of the/a dream.
Is there any science behind this? Any particular reason why I don't remember my dreams yet it seems the majority of people remember at least one dream per night?
your windows open in?
I ALWAYS remember my dreams
Somethin to do with exorcism
Guys do any of you have problems trusting people? Like, say you have a gf, and you're sleeping together, how do you know she won't stab you with a knife in your sleep? I sometimes feel like other people are out to get me.
Wtf is LGBT Genre? Anyone care to explain?
I guess that's true. I've never really needed to depend on someone for something really vital. I'd say I even go out of my way to minimise dependencies.
And then here I am wishing I had someone to depend on, or depend on me; ironic indeed.
you only remember your dreams if you think about them within the first 10 seconds of waking up
i remember 2 nights ago i was explaining to some really muscular short guy some greek stuff and wrote something on a piece of paper but couldn't make out my own writing. we were sitting by a computer on a wooden table in a library and some girl was there. i vaguely remember being underwater before that and there was a giant squid
last night all i remember is cars and stealing a bunch of dildos for some reason. not a good dream night
dreaming is stupid
in yurop yes
are latvians this easily amused
american toilet bowls fill up halfway instead of just the bottom
i dont need a latch. it holds itself up
prefer european windows though
Like showing about their Fag life or created by fags?
whenever I slept with my gf I would barely get any sleep
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
probably got some Pink Flamingos in there as well
Basically the contents of my uncle's old VHS library
Paranoia is a meme so you don't suspect the powers that be.
Not even joking.
YES YES YES THANK YOU BASED GOD
both i guess
no I don't, but I fear that I could hurt other people to be honest
Seems something that should be destroyed. I bet their cries over Opression and other faggish things all over the place.
Thank you, I feel better already.
that's literally the most randomest thing ive heard in my life
Why can't Americans just pretend to be normal?
Left is right
Up is green
A day is longer than a month
Or out. Sometimes they open out, instead of in. And there's this weird tilt-open thing in some of them.
The tilt open is like best window invention ever.
Wow really? Why the fuck is this even a thing?
What the fuck, how can you recall so much shit happening in your dreams?
not a good dream night
dreaming is stupid
It's like living in an alternate, weird world. And seeing as you dream pretty often (so it seems) then I'm sure you get a really cool dream like once a week, so fucking jealous.
I think people project themselves onto others.
I find the less trusting the person the less trustworthy they are
Perfect for your cat to get stuck in there and suffocate.
Yeah, but I prefer the bottom would open instead of top, and that it would open outwards. That way you could leave them open during rain and no rain would get in.
I think that everyone will stab me in the back the moment they get a chance, not physically of course, but metaphorically. That's why I don't tell anyone anything about myself.
The only people I trust not to backstab me is you guys, but only because I tell my secrets anonymously.
c*ts are the worst
2bh any cat stupid enough to get stuck there kind of deserves it.
Why the fuck is it tilting when the handle is sideways?
Good, Cats betray you. Thats why women like cats more.
You dream in the last stages of your sleep, so if you want to dream then get up at 8 for a piss and lay down for a few more hours. It's a guaranteed way.
My cat escaped the house 5 days ago, haven't seen her since.
RIP in friskies I guess
i might have already mentioned this but vitamin B supplementation before bed helps a lot lol
No idea, just grabbed a picture of the web. Mine opens up when the handle is up as well.
he will be a tasty treat for a bigger stronger cat
condolences, it might come back though
unless it's a near feral breed that's not even meant to be a housecat kek
tfw i had a lucid dream
they're super rare for me
tfw i said to myself in the dream "i am dreaming, i will wake up now"
i wake up
tfw Russians go 0 once again :DDDDDDD
This always happens to me, the moment I realize that I am dreaming I wake up.
mfw I say a lot of curse words out loud when I'm dreaming KEK
try spinning around within the dream
it's dumb but it works
Red head on Mad Men has such a nice rack, things I would do
Trips and ur all gay
Don't worry senpai.
one of ours disappeared for 5 weeks and turned up in a vet in another town
she's ridiculous in firefly
Is it easy for people from one balt cunt to move to another?
Like it's easy for a kiwipoof to move to Australia because we own their cunt.