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Propah Nawty edition

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cara

brexit is a bad idea lads trust me on this one

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couldn't give a shit about anything that happens in Yankville Tbh

Trump is a dogshit candidate, and so is Clinton

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Name a country more cucked than England.

youtu.be/KnZ8h3MRuYg?t=21

huge choon

awesome post dude

Scotland

>and so is Clinton

>black pigeon speaks

>To me, England is the country, and the country is England. And when I ask myself what I mean by England when I am abroad, England comes to me through my various senses — through the ear, through the eye and through certain imperishable scents … The sounds of England, the tinkle of the hammer on the anvil in the country smithy, the corncrake on a dewy morning, the sound of the scythe against the whetstone, and the sight of a plough team coming over the brow of a hill, the sight that has been seen in England since England was a land … the one eternal sight of England.

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>Trump is a dogshit candidate, and so is Clinton

NOT

say no to multiculturalism

normies

says here that
>Bosnian police intercept shipment of rocket launchers and stinger anti-air missiles en route to Malmo, Sweden

nation.com.pk/international/14-May-2016/bosnian-police-seize-arms-headed-for-sweden

is it true that as price no woman can legally refuse him the sight of her feet?

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So...........How about that Sadiq Khan eh?

Bosnia mentioned

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nice hairline lmao

Man she is fucking gagging for it

>Sitting in the garden
>Mum asks me if I'm happy (in general, with life)
>Have to lie to her and say "yes" while trying not to cry

Literally just had a physical altercation with a man in the park lads. Bloke walking his dog across the payground area, it starts crapping, he starts screaming at it "NOT THERE, NOT THERE YOU STUPID FUCK", I chuckled, anyway, it craps, he picks it up in the bag, then kickes the dog full pely up the arse so it yelps, then starts yanking it's lead across the park with it yelping every time, I was really hoping someone else would say something, but no one did. So I walked over there with my phone out, when I got near him I just said I'm calling the police and reporting you for animal abuse. He started shouting at me, and I just said I'm not listening and continued calling the police, as soon as I got through and asked for the police he pushed me and I dropped my phone, I tried to pick it up and he kicked me over. Got pretty fucking angry, grabbed my phone and leapt up, started throwing punches, he let go of his dog and took off.

Called the police and handed the dog over to them, two old ladies nearbye luckily saw everything and also told the police. The police said in the event the dog gets taken from him, will I take it, otherwise it will go to a home... I don't really have the room, what do?

>Swedenonce is now hanging around schools

Wouldn't mind taking that dreamcast for a spin desu load up shenmue

Business idea: haggis pizza

THE LINK TO ISLAMISTS IS NOT OFFICIAL STOP THIS ISLAMOPHOBIA AT ONCE

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>hairline
he's clearly balding on the center of his scalp, not the front

Could save a great deal of room by having a PC, which would play all the games for the majority of those consoles.

dyre

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>the I browse reddit, have a degree in Comp Sci and work was a software engineer starter pack

lotta loyalty for a failed colony

stop it with the cuck Olympics you're in this together
webm to slow league load up so i can pee pls ignore

business idea: pizza

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Haha

the best gimmicks are those that are posted only once or twice a year

THIC
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Business idea: Deliver Mcdonalds food to insomniacs

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A beautiful Sunday.
I'm drinking earl grey (the patricians tea), reading the God Delusion yet again and vaping my 'Homo Erectus' juice.
Truly this is how life is meant to be enjoyed.

How was church normies? Did god answer your prayers this time?

Post motivational stuff lads

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You're begging for a fedora reaction pic aren't you

trying to figure out how many miles i've travelled in my life

reckon it's approx 100,000

*drives down a snowy road in chicago on christmas eve*
*puts 'i'm dreaming of a white chistmas' on the radio*
*drives at the same speed as a group of black kids adjacent to me*
*puts down window and guns down every single little niglet*

Don't think normies go to church desu

Unless you're talking about 70 year old normies

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*chimps out*

>implying marriage isn't the risk

why does the qt hang out with a shitskin

boards.ie/b/thread/2057596277

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that's not very many. have you not been far on holiday?

are we all aware that Mook still has the word filters on for /brit/ phrases? How do we FIX THIS

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This happened to me too.
I feel I'm in a rut. I think I'm depressed.
I have no sense of purpose in life. I'm 25 and no one has given me a full time job yet despite being in work (part time) since I was 17.
Even if I had a full time job, you can't afford anywhere to live or get married or raise a family. Everything is just aimless and monotonous.
What's worse is that I have a fiancee, which should be a silver lining to my life, but as I said, no one is giving me a full time job despite being able to walk into the jobs. But as I said, even 2 people working full time can barely support living these days.
I don't see the point in anything these days. Especially in this shithole country

why is every second Welshman named Jones?

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£40 for a blowie lads

fuck off

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British streets are so disgusting

>Danish 300 kr
>Danish-French 400kr
>COCTEL 700kr
>40 minutes 800kr

i don't understand this

one ordered a pizza to my student house, had everyone in my room listening to music and that, didn't hear the door go so the bloke let himself in and delivered it to my door

good bloke

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met an absolute 10/10 last night lads and we seemed to get on and we added each other on fb but i cant help but have the crushing feeling that nothing will ever happen because she's just so much better than me hahaha hmmm

this 2bh

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in denmark, "french" is a euphemism for oral sex
"greek" is anal sex
dunno what danish is supposed to mean though

Post slags.
imgur.com/a/98ipg

because Welshmen didn't understand the concept of last names for fucking centuries

when Englishmen demanded from them to start using last names so they could prepare a survey, most Welshmen just took their father's name and added 's

thus for example Andrew John's

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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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seems a bit unstable

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3590156/The-whites-East-End-BBC-documentary-reveals-cockneys-endangered-species-London-borough-70-000-immigrants-moved-in.html

Ah yes very impressive

ugh everytime i'm reminded of white girls faces I feel sick

>good bloke

If they don't get money it comes out of their pay. They don't go to the ends of the earth because they care about your satisfaction; they need paid.

that's not a slag

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explain

interesting

so will people laugh and snicker if i say i'm french in denmark?

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no, it's only used in the context of prostitution

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>tfw no thick black wife

When I was at uni this one polish guy delivered my pizza alot, he said he worked as a telecommunications engineer back in the commie days but when I asked him why he doesn't do it anymore he just went quiet and left

p. weird

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i see