Petition to make /g Great Again

Petition to make /g Great Again.
Start with turning the spambots favorite phrases into other words:
Laptop= dickbot
that's about all i have, still need alternate words for:
>linucks, linux, systemd, every distro or OS, osx fags and winfags included
>nvidia, AMD, Intel, and any new ultra hyped faggotry gets renamed, ie ryzen, zen, memelake, gpu of the month etc
any other favorite spambot words that need out? POST em.

point of this is to make this site about technology and the discussion of it. not about faggot advertisers using this place for free advertising and propaganda. nor for pedo sacks of shit to rampantly shitpost their sick fantasies through desktop threads

tl;dr why wont gook moot make advertisers pay for their advertisements? you can easily screen words and alter their posts automatically, so it seems to me like Sup Forums is just losing potential revenue while killing off its userbase as this place is filled with spambots and retards who think their shitposts will actually make some moron waste their money on their shit product, look at how it's only a couple lincucks spamming this rampant faggotry non stop..


thread #2
they're allowed to spam shit, they don't even wait for their thread to die before doing, so why not do the same. just look at that fucking catalog

>linux, system D distro
l33t
>insert company name here
gobbermint
>everything after "daily"
faggot.
>tech of the month
or rather anything following $ or before "dollars" is converted into goodboipoints

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just look at this blatant fucking advertising.
useless cuck mods

bring back desktop threads

fuckoff pedo that shit is the worst.

>>>/reddit/

anime website

neither of these things has anything to do with wanting to sexually assault children you sick fucks
do the world a favor and either castrate yourself or kill yourself. save the sane people from having to pay psychopaths to do it for you.

your thread is on autosage btw
i guess that's your answer :^)

upset mod is upset.
back to your plethora of kiddy porn i guess.

in the meantime why can't we be friends?

this is the new desktop thread

lol i'd shitpost but i don't have any anime
is that why we can't be friends?

please delete this ( >~~~< )

i wish he'd delete himself too user. world could do with one less life ruining sack of shit.
well, i mean if you just fap to kiddy pictures idgaf
just don't ruin a childs life mang. life is bad enough already without some sick sack of shit fucking it from so early on

your really dumb

what'd i do now?
try and reason with someone who's sick in the head? how dumb of me :(

baka dont reply to my posts

I just want her to delete her lewd yuru pic but also if she wants to post her pape I'd appreciate ( >~~~< )

(｡>﹏

you realize it's just you and me here right?
why can't we b frends? im so lonely user V_V

theirs actually 3 people here and I told u not to reply to me

and i told you somewhere up there to stop shitposting kiddyporn
plz. you're making my browser download images that'll put me in jail for long long time

shes like 500 years old baka

>you're making my browser download images that'll put me in jail for long long time
what'd i ever do to you? why are you trying to have me imprisoned? are you really this sick in the fucking head?

your so stupid

and you will die in a fire.
so i'm a happy idiot :^)
keep trying to frame people though, clearly working out sooo well for your lard ass. oink oink

you're posts just keep getting more dumber

and it goes down down down
that ring of fire
oh the ring of fiiire