Ex gf getting a bit cheeky on twitter again edition
/brit/
crayon pop
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Nonce
/celt/
haha imagine going 2 weeks without sex lads
what a fucking whore, what will her children think when they decide to check her twitter in the future to learn more about mommy?
Last time I had sex was in 2011.
charli
Would love to see the videos
>decide I'd like to go for a walkie
>push open the door
>blinded by flashing lights
>there are no less than four regular paddywagons outside of my house as well as a SWAT one
>one of the constables levels his gun at me and yells "GET BACK IN YOUR HOUSE!" at the top of his lungs
>step backwards and close the door
>walk into the kitchen and put on the tea kettle
>just as my tea is ready there are gunshots next door
>firefight ensues for about five minutes, I grab my tea and watch from the window
>guns go silent, bobbies swarm the building
>an ambulance shows up later and wheels out the corpses
Bang on job blokes, never liked them bastard neighbors anyways.
Hope the new ones are proper lads.
And now I've found another crush
The lush life's given me a rush
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how's that?
>yfw women like this will find some beta guy to settle down with and get away with having such a destructive carefree youth and live a nice comfortable life off the betabux
FOAL
Great song
My father is bald, short, has rotten teeth, a heavy drinker and a devout football fan who goes to even away matches. He is also white as fuck. Can he be a Brit?
>this whole post
cringe
absolute rotter
bint
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women have zero concept of male loneliness
2bh anyone stupid enough to marry a washed up whore because "her past is her past" deserves it 2bh
friendly reminder that women who have had multiple sexual partners often lose the ability to pair bond with their mates
How can you actually have sex with that horse faced mess without being sick?
>paddywagon
>tea
>bang on job
>blokes
>lads
haha EPIC!
2013 here, strongly considering giving up my morals and just going out drinking and hitting on slags until I get laid again so that the clock can reset. Why haven't you been getting any?
That's a very good point tbf
Also redheads a cutie
Fucking hell thought this was gonna be some yank copypasta
Did this actually happen?
*chimps out*
I could really use a shower but I'm likely to get sweaty again tomorrow.
fucked the fleshlight again, second time even better but it was quite difficult to cum. 21 mins between orgasms.
kind of hope my future kids play old vidya from our childhoods and treat them a bit like how we treat classic literature today
they're going to be deeply analyzing games in school like mario brothers, megaman, final fantasy, etc. to get a better understanding of the people of our modern time and the human condition....
>redhead
I've got bad news for you mate, asian red heads don't exist
Lads, if we leave the EU, what are the chances of my ex-gf getting deported? She moved to the UK in 2003 when Lithuania joined the EU, and her continued presence in the country is making me sad.
Literally my dad
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very slim
How's your virginity going lad?
>kind of hope my future kids play old vidya from our childhoods and treat them a bit like how we treat classic literature today
>they're going to be deeply analyzing games in school like mario brothers, megaman, final fantasy, etc. to get a better understanding of the people of our modern time and the human condition....
Yeah, they couldn't handle the bantz so they opened fire on the police.
Turns out they couldn't handle the gun either.
we can all agree that Russia should've won
i can imagine you trying to get them to play board games like scrabble and monopoly and they'll be fucking their gf's in virtual reality whilst on hoverboards
Islam isn't oppressive, the only oppressors are the ones trying to stop Muslims from living their lives for God.
chatting to a warwick bird on the tinder
last messaged her 45 minutes ago and she hasn't responded. stuck between cutting my losses or sending her a cheeky "pls respond"
Not happening
EU citizens currently here will be able to stay
Not sure mate, we went different ways years ago.
How's yours?
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Thinking of getting a new chastity device
One without bars that I can't masturbate through
Ask the year 2009
>deeply analyzing games in school like mario brothers, megaman, final fantasy, etc
those games were fucking weeb dogshit lmao
Fife is a shithole, neck yourself.
Fuck's sake, probably still going to vote out, but I don't care so much about the outcome anymore.
anyone got some good normie music ?
went to a party last friday and I knew literally 0 of the songs people were singing
ONE INCH WONDER
He just said you're a pathetic cuck loser and asked what happened with your life to idolise a complete and utter minger?
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resist the temptation to reply
>France: FEMEN topless protest disrupts Tariq Ramadan at Islamic Conference *EXPLICIT*
kek
After you, CUNT
abnormies BTFO
>people are at my house
>don't want to go downstairs because I'll spill my spaghetti
>mum says she's not making me anything to eat and unless I want to starve I have to "stop being a weird little twat" and go downstairs and get something to eat myself
What an absolute cunt she is. Looks like I'm starving until they fuck off then. I hate her I really do, she fucking knows I have AvPD why does she do this to me?
Do we have high tax compared to similar countries
Listen to skepta - konnichiwa in full mate
"Argentina hots up Brexit FEAR as it warns it will RECLAIM Falklands if Britain votes Leave"
Thoughts?
>caring about normie music
it's just a meme, i don't think any of them genuinely like it either
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he asked what normies listen to, not chavs and niggers.
looking forward to see the argies btfo again
fucking sperg shut the fuck up
>tfw no sexy chocolate gf
race mixing is a great american tradition 2bh
normies listen to grime tbf
joining the army soon, I hope it'll happen.
absolute pathetic mong
your mum sounds like a right laugh
you weird little spacker
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Source?
Plus our overseas territories aren't even part of the EU like France's are so not sure why they'd pick now
All it would do is provide David Cameron a popularity boost when we win again
Shut the fuck up and make something yourself if you're that hungry
Proper weirdo cunt
my kids wont be allowed to have gfs until they're age 21 and up
Memico
>it's sunday afternoon already
fuck sake lads, another weekend wasted. i haven't even had a wank yet.
i used to listen to grime when i was 18 too. then i realised i was white and not from a shithole so i had precisely nothing to do with it
celtic supporters in glasgow are the most oppressed demographic of human beings since jews in nazi germany
do brits have the equivalent of american rednecks?
Yeah but normies actually want to be chavs/roadman now.
going to go acquire some product soon lads
No
No they fucking don't
Wow fucking normies
I CANT GO DOWNSTAIRS BECAUSE THERES PEOPLE THERE AND I DONT LIKE PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME YOU FUCKING NORMALSHITS. They're going to talk to me and I'm going to spill my spaghetti and make a twat of myself, it's not worth it.
>Why haven't you been getting any?
Lost all my friends shortly afterwards and haven't been socializing since then.
is it people that you don't know?
normies just follow black fashion la'
>'no'
great argument.
Fuck off to /britfeel/ you absolute tragic cunt
Hope you starve to death you shite excuse for a man
Not really
kill yourself
made a tasty cup of coffee lads... sugar free too...
bit of heavy cream and a bit of butter... and it tastes really good... and its keto friendly...
northerners, scots, irish/pikeys/gyppos, scousers, mancs, brummies, 'sheeds