Why is Australia in Eurovision?

Why is Australia in Eurovision?

i know its pretty fucking stupid

australia is european

They're europe's bastard child.

Because all european countries have a chance to take part

because australia is european

fuck off. Ethnically yes but not culturally.

We have a cuck stamp. That makes us 50% Euro by default.

>not culturally

do you live in the northern territory lad

To make americans butthurt

>UK
>European

ahh yes. Anglo =/= European

We have enough reality shows as it is 2bh.

They're that friend who hates the people in their new town so they always come back to visit for parties.

It's less retarded than Israel desu

So why do you care?

Let Korea participate damn it

cute boy

australia is in the continent of europe

lel

Because TV networks want to make money.

We don't desu. Just curious as to why Australia is in it.

why are you lellin' lad?

Mexico is more culturally similar to Spain than Australia is. Why not add them to eurovision?

Wait.
That wasn't just a one time thing?

Eurovision represents European sphere of influence

Australia so desperate to prove they're european, they watch eurovision.

Why not let Canada join then?

Here's an ethnic Australian.

for some reason it does have a cult following here.

Mostly women and homosexual men.

USA would be mad if we steal Canada

>Australia competes in eurovision for... a reason
>we trick people into thinking we're cultured and interesting
>euros swarm here thinking they'll have a good time
>we drain them of their last eurobucks
>all it costs us is the price of a few plane tickets

good goyim

They're not our's though

are you implying canada can do independant foreign policy?

We may manipulate their foreign affairs, but could care less about eurovision.

They should just rename the competition "non-USA song fun (no USA allowed!!)" and be done with it. To be honest I wouldn't even know what it was if not for Sup Forums