Why don't Italians eat breakfast?

Why don't Italians eat breakfast?

We do, only sweet stuff though (no bacon, eggs, cheese etc.)

>Italians go their entire lives without a breakfast quiche

They aren't going to do anything productive, so no need to eat in the morning.

We are too poor for a real breakfast

Sad, bruh

>eating anything but bread for breakfast

That's what bugged me out the most about visiting Italy, it wasn't the overly social demeanor, it wasn't the excruciating heat, it wasn't the filth in the streets, it was the piss poor excuse for a breakfast.

How the hell am I supposed to function until noon with only a cup of espresso, a soggy croissant with copious amounts of Nutella and some stale white bread in my stomach? It's ridiculous.

being cucked 24/7 must be physically demanding

Quiche is my absolute favorite. God bless the French.

They don't wake up until lunch time

Being on a caloric deficit throughout most of the day sure makes one cranky, right, Guiseppe?

Has your mamma brought out the Speedos for beach 2016 yet?

terrible banter, even by Canadian standards

>Eating at all during the morning

this

Pasta niggers will die if the food doesn't contain some sort of pasta sauce

He's right. Espresso and a crossiant isn't a good breakfast

tbf i might drink some water in the morning and wait until lunch for something that'll keep me going. breakfast makes me tired as fuck

>stunting your growth

Breakfast ?

Why don't Italians celebrate breakfast?