I'm going to spend a couple of months in Istanbul fucking Turkish boipussies and taking cheap pure afghan heroin

I'm going to spend a couple of months in Istanbul fucking Turkish boipussies and taking cheap pure afghan heroin

living the life

Gee, Anzu, nice VPN here

>Anzu
Lol why do you think I'm Turkish, Ifor, are you retard or what
Actually I'm German

holy shit
just destroy my ass/10

pidorashka

I want to go to Istanbul, how easy are the slags there?

yeah.. and I am a snow white

typical german

not very easy 2bh

I'm real ethnic German living in Russia

WTF, why'd you leave Hungary?! COME BACK PLS

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Give me your address and I'll come and smash your boypussy

White pig go home.

pretty hard I guess

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That is the nicest thing anyone said to me all week.

Are you handsome though?

Even from an objective perspective, yes.

And you?

Neck self

6/10

Cute, but not in a masculine way. I could probably pass for a girl with a bit of effort.

You should give me your contact info.

Ivan NO

>wanting to be a sextoy for a blocked fag
Are you even serious

I'm unironically Hans

t. /fit/

I probably shouldn't do that. Can't really trust anyone on Sup Forums. But I genuinely appreciate the sentiment. I really do find turkish men attractive.

Wish you had a throwaway mail or something. I'll be in Hungary this summer so I'd literally wreck your boypussy.

Really? What are you planning to see?

it's haram my mane

I'm not visiting just Hungary. I'll be on a road trip to France and Hungary is on my way. I'll see Budapest and Balaton lake. Already been to Hungary before but this time I'll spend more time there.

Anything you'd recommend?

>implying Istanbul isn't Sodom tier

Which is the reason why it will be burned to ashes

by Russians when we try to liberate Istanbul and give it back to Greece?

>road trip to France
Count me semi-interested

As for recommandations, if you're here to party all day & night, stay in Paris
For anything else, avoid it like plague

Russia would take it over as a result. Oh no, Turkey has to stop it.

By the god as they did punish another one of our sinful city in 1999

mashAllah

>This whole thread.

I'm fedora, so I don't care

Hm, good question. I kinda live near Debrecen, that's on the other side of the country, so I don't know much about Budapest or the Balaton, I've only been there once.

That said, I personally would love to see the Országház - our Parlament, where the holy crown is and other royal relics. The building itself is pretty magnificent too, from what I've heard. (pic related) There's obviously the Buda Castle, I'm not sure how interesting that is, if you're into history, you might wanna check it out.

As for the Balaton the "Hungarian sea", it's nice, but nothing extraordinary. Since you're from Turkey, imagine if your seas were smaller and sucked. That's lake Balaton.
I'd rather go see Lake Hévíz, Europe's largest, worlds' second largest thermal lake.

It's the same here desu.
Unless you are a chad of course. In that case girls won't mind your advances in clubs

Why do you offer him your services as touristic guide ? ;)

Come on turkbro, respond

2 poor 2 go 2 Turkey, but you can come any-time you like
you bring the oil

i'll probably going to turkey next vacation
cant wait to get drown on cocks

>Really? What are you planning to see?

you ofc qt.

D'uh

I-I can serve as tourist guide in France

this thread is too gay

>Brazil
>goes to Turgay on vacation
This is beyond my mind kek
It's like living in Spain and going to Crimea on vacation

He sounds like a clingy faggot tbqh.

Turkey is very gay tho
I remeber going to Turgay several years ago and I got very horny gazes from horny Turks all the time

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who's this semen demon

also, what's the gay scene in Istanbul like?

its flaming

He's planning to see your wide open boypussy. :^)

Turkbro, if you want advice for your travel in France I'm your man

Well, that's pretty disgusting. Have fun.

>afghan heroin
we have our heroin faggot. They are good

Hope you OD.

dying from OD with your bf is romantic

bump

Do you need someone to help you through France ? I volunteer

TELL ME AGAIN RUSSIANS AINT THE STRONGEST IN THE GAME

more bulge plox

Im sure it is

>that carpet on the wall
every
single
time