France is better than the United Kingdom

In advance, sorry for my english skill. I have never really learnt it, thus I understand some of you fellows wont be entirely satisfied.

I was listening a famous composition, "Le cygne - Le Carnaval des animaux"
youtube.com/watch?v=iSmxBNFnvkM
from Camille Saint-Saëns when all of a sudden I realised something eminent.

France is a better nation than England de facto. Not really difficult, I'll agree with my german neighbours. But more important : France is better than the entire Comonwealth, hence the most relevant part of it : the United Kingdom. What a nice piece of a Kingdom we have here, since the very beginning through the apogee of Roman Empire and the creation of so called Londinium. Filled with germano - celts aryans, this island was promised to a great futur and here we are. Hundreds of celebrities : science, engineering, humankind's avancement, lingua franca (I know you like it, tea-lovers), litterature, Europe modeling, Union States of America very founders AND WE GO ON !

Newton ! Maxwell, Darwin, Joule, Watt, Faraday, Crick, Shakespeare, Tolkien ... what a panel. You clearly have something to be proud of. You have my admiration in fact. How many times has you been so close, falling off the cliff ?

Louis XIV, Napoléon, Hitler, they tried. They failed. Some will imply the jewish money, which is probably true, others will imply your perfidious capabilities to breath just outside the garbages and fly all over the mess, or sail on it toward the world from your lonely island. But at the end, we can say indubitably that you are impressive.

But.

Shall I remember you some biological basis. Individuals, groups, families, peoples, clans or whatsoever are struggling for their interests. On a large scale, we have on our hands the very last holisitc state : the countries or nations such as Kingdoms, republics etc.

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TL;DR

My point is that France had been the real conter part of the United Kingdom. France was indeed the biggest european leader for a long time since the fall of Rome, considering the fact that the Holly Roman Empire was a mess (finally resolved by the french strength). So France dominated the continent when you were dancing on your island, until France wanted more than just the continent. France successfully invaded your island, thanks to franco - nordic bastards and urged the English crown the french maner of life. At last but not least, your national motto will forever be french.

Here began the real contest.

One hundred year war, new world wars, Napoleonic wars laters...

We had Louisiana and Canada you had the 13 colonies, we lost finally everything except one major thing for you : the language war. Thanks to the Union states of America.
The funiest thing in there is that France was USA's money/weapons supply. Dozens of French vessels, thousands of French soldiers fought and won side by side with peasants to make it happen. It finally happened. Their national symbol is french made, and they call us surrender monkeys. The absolute unfairness falls on our heads. They have forgoten, most of them, that France cut her right breast for them and against the english crown, which led her to the french revolution and the sad Régicide.
They made your language the most spoken language in the entire history of earth as we know it. How fucking glorious is it, eh ? The final langua FRANCa (get it ?) ?

You were alone, just against us, frogs against the entire continent, fighting for the final....draw ?

The United Kingdom had never took part in events such as the creation of Europe with Charlemagne or the first Christian crusade and the famous "Deus lo Vult".
The United Kingdom did some scientific accomplishement, but can you even try the metric system ?
The scientific method ? The modern chemistry ? The Field's medal record ?
Can you even consider french inventions like cinema, engined cars or engined boats ?
Can you even launch a rocket in the space ?
Can you even built your own nuclear stations ?
Can you even built aircraft carriers without ramps ??

Can you read Dumas, Montaigne, Rabelais, Hugo, Racine, Baudelaire, Voltaire, Montesquieu, Diderot, Descartes, Pascal or de Fermat, understanding all the subtilities disseminated through the spectrum of the french complexity ?

Can you boast about Humans like Louis XIV ? Robespierre ? Napoléon ?

Can you face the most historical european country ?

Can you even handle the biggest iron sextoy in the world ?

Can you support the fact that France is more visited than the entire fucking comonwealth ?

What about your " Blanquette de veau" or "Château Haut-Brion ?


Can you say that your country is the biggest in western Europe ?

Can you say that you have the biggest (pen) EEZ in the world ?

Can you say that your army is the most powerful in Europe ?

Can you say that the legislative body of European Union is located in your country ?

Can you even leave this fucking european union ????

CAN YOU REALISE HOW WE'RE NOW MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU ?

CONSIDERING YOUR SO CALLED """""""""" LINGUA FRANCA""""""""" ?

I'M SPEAKING AMERICAN RIGHT NOW YOU PIECES OF CONSANGUINEOUS MONGRELS, DO YOU FUCKING GET IT TRASH HEADS ?

n english captain asked once a French corsair named Robert Surcouf :
>English cap. : you french are fighting for money, while we, english, are fighting for honour !
>R. Surcouf : that's it sir, each of us is fighting for what he misses.

Veritas facit legem, dear brothers.

Post scriptum : we have more nukes. Checkmate.

fuckin obsessed

And you're fucking depressed

OP seems deranged.

Spotted the britard in vacation.

Oublie pas de prendre tes pilules.

Nique ta mère, enculé.

I've studied the electronic engineering.
Joseph Fourier is a great person in this field.

>Being proud of fucking Robespierre
Gommie pls go

Anglos are the objective master race, why do you think the prime meridian runs through Greenwich?

France doesn't have a family, and it never will, those Quebec outcasts don't count. You will always be alone, despised by your neighbours to the west, south, east and north east.

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Accouché dans les marécages
Méprisé, privé de confort
Et je vous le jure, que mes sentiments furent purs

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I like this thread.

>Quebec
those are anglos, not French...

Indeed.

Robespierre was a cunt. But the Man was strong.
He has been fucking guillotined because of his ideas.

Meridian comes from a latin word.

And we do have a Family, the world mate, the world loves us.

>France doesn't have a family

SHUT UP

British opinion of France...shit
German opinion of France...shit
Flanders/Netherlands opinion of France...shit

I think I'm seeing a pattern emerging desu

memes aside, we like 'em (in theory) and they like us (in theory)

Dutch like us, brits too but we don't care and Germany... Ehm
We share a lot in common.
Are you a bit buttmad ? Australia isn't really relevant...

Just realise that we have to supply your army with submarines, and not UK...

Ahahaha

Scots, I suppose

Anglo propaganda. Japanese are well known to suck anglo dicks.

We're all British but the Scottish list is babby tier compared to the English

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries

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>Robespierre
>communism
How can you be so retarded ? Just open a book please

>not being proud of Robespierre
Before the fall of the Gironde in 1793 there was no true revolution. Robespierre brought the ideas that are now the basis of our Republic (abolition of slavery, universal suffrage, equality between men and women, equality between black people and white people, abolition of death penalty etc..), plus he was one of the only depute to be against the wars against Austria (which has been voted by the Convention for money (see Brissot's speech in favor of the war) and not to "export the ideas of the Revolution" or anything). He was also truly incorruptible, he always fought for his ideas while the vast majority of the deputes were, first and foremost, "going with the flow" (see Mirabeau, Danton, Barère). This man is without a doubt one of the greatest Frenchman who ever lived.

We don't really like inventions, btw
We prefer destruction

the most french thread I've ever seen. Congratulations.

Et un anglais déclenché, un.

Mate, please.

Maxwell did the fucking thing, Watt did it.

Scotts> englels, even girls are better in Scott.

don't talk shit about Robespierre m9

Took me 4 hours ffs

British girls are ugly in general

Touché.

better at running away kek.

ctrl+f industrial revolution 0 of 0.

France please.

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Really ?

We did you so many time you stoped the count.

UK 1
France 127