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Recovery edition

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genuinely gutted i can never bring myself to a prostate orgasm

hello

kpop desu lads

...

why not?

exceedingly odd

it just never happens

i feel myself getting closer and closer and i'm so fucking close but i can never tip myself over the edge and have to finish by wanking

NEED A BF

you realise all these lorry drivers do that right?

coz he's genuinely gutted lol

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/eire/ + /celt/

so i opened steam to check that doom game (it looks pretty terrible) and got a notification about Civ VI

is this a joke

>tfw holding hands for the first time

...

Moved from BK to New Jeruz
Thinkin bout all the planes we flew, bitches we ran through

no way is that real

ruined it like they ruined railroads

where do people come from that they talk like this?

because I don't want to go there

They want the clash of clans audience

It looks like a free mobile game ffs

I am the ideal gay boyfriend but alas I am not gay

Is it weird that I simply don't believe a woman when she says she has been raped any more? Too many tumblrinas have cried worlf for me to care.

civ v was shite

Do what

looks like a shitty mobile game

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Comfy fillipino holiday

Sounds like Tim Westwood

With CBP it's good.

moving into the new house today lads

urgh

reminds me of seeing the first pictures of Sim City and Sims 4, why is everyone making everything so cartoony these days?

>I am the ideal gay boyfriend
How so?

just saw some qt petite girl walk by my house then trip up lmao

but it looked good

fucking gerry

>pic unrelated

put toy cars on the back of their lorries when they aren't transporting anything

I've stopped believing fatties and uggos entirely
honestly they're taken all the power out of the word "rape"

it used to be arguably the second worst crime after murder for most people, not its just so dull

it's like its from a fucking tv show, I love how he even gives directions to his house

pick one

agree, civ games are pleb tier
paradox games are better in every way

why did the English chimpout on the Irish?

I only ever used strategic mode anyways

Anyone got that list of terrorist attacks and the religions /organisations that committed them?

can't think straight unless I've had at least two pints

bit distressing but oh well

youre lucky

i dont even feel anything

how do you make it feel good

>I GOT DA CUURRRRVED TELLY

twinky and good with my hands

doing the world a favour

you're literally raping them by thinking that

You're getting confused mate, the reverse happened.

jimin, choa or seolhyun

...

none of them are particularly attractive

NAH NAH NAH THAT'S TOO CLAUSE


THIS CAR

WILL LEAVE
AANYYTTHHIINNG

FOR DUYST

First in from the left.

nah civ iv was quite good but civ v was just a war game traffic jam simulator

paradox games are better though

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must be weird living there

7 wanks this weekend

Not giving them food after they fucked up their own crop doesn't count as a chimpout.

guy sounds like he's speaking through a golf ball in his throat

holy fuck lads im crying

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Anyone that likes Stellaris in its current form is an idiot

>tfw didn't form romantic relationships in adolescence and early adulthood
>tfw will be emotionally stunted forever

jesus christ women lmao

this is the cause of the population decline

hello gayboy

whats the difference apart from their hair?

we didnt bend the knee

looks like that shitty molyneux godus game haha :/

hello closetcuck

buyers remorse lad?

What utter toss.

wanna die wanna die wanna die wanna die wanna die wanna die wanna die

Why

PLEASE RESPOND

Cheeky Nandos am I right lads?

Oliver Cromwell? does that ring a bell?

faster and more pressure on the prostate

not huge toys but bigger ones help, if they're vibrating too

this position seems to work best

seolhyun

ahahahh, yes... hmm

context?

*farts in your general direction*

One of the greatest rulers of the British people? Yeah he does, not sure how he's relevant though considering he did nothing wrong.

i've done it a few times.

overrated desu

2016 oscar ceremony

no I'm not joking

Got it gifted to me so no, it's just so simplistic and beyond early-game it's really dull. It feels like a civ game especially with the basic as shit diplomacy.

Fucking johan, it will probably get decent after a lot of DLC

Playing dark souls, lads.

literally what

>he loves the YIDS
creasing

bruh

Some mongy Londoner

All me. I'm throwing all of my eggs in charming a yank with my accent. It's my only hope.

WE
WUZ
VICTIMSPLOITATION-AGGRANDIZING ANTI-PATIRARCHY NON-PLURAL GENDERZ ND SHIET

no you're not you're posting on Sup Forums

fucking amateur hour

so people will have a laugh, take a photo and put it as the OP image in /brit/ threads

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

cant even find my prostate reee i know where it is but i dont find anything and dont know if im hitting it

what does it feel like

>wanna order takeaway from favourite place tonight
>pretty sure the delivery guy is gay
>wears gay clothes
>gay hair
>always stares at me when I come to the door
>sometimes open door without shirt because fuck it I'm in my own home
>blatantly staring

Makes me uncomfortable.

Might get something else.

do they mean yiddish?