You can only post in this thread if you had sex last night

You can only post in this thread if you had sex last night

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>You can only post in this thread if you had sex last night
you saged your own thread m8, just delete it.

I had sex 2h ago, do that count?

Depends, was it with a human or a turkroach?

It was a female human bean.
We did missionary and a doggie, I love doggie.

Doggy is fun. I tried it last night, but I was with a very small girl and my penis was too big for her, so doggy was painful for her.

My favorite is when I sit down on a chair and she rides me

Chair is cool if you are lazy or tired, good stuff.
Small girls are fun, you can flip her in the bed like a pizza.
Big ones are the problem, you cant move the damn bitch

I got a blowjob and ate ass, does that count?

no homo btw, was with a girl :^)

I'm jealous

>My favorite is when I sit down on a chair and she rides me
I don't really see the mechanics of that as very appealing desu. Maybe it's just because I don't have a massive cock. Also girls suck at riding, they usually end up grinding for their pleasure. It's nice to be able to get some momentum going underneath them, whilst grabbing their hips and using them as a giant fleshlight.

t. haven't had sex in 4 months :((

This thread has a surprising amount of answers considering where we are.

Last week doesn't count, right? :(

Well, was a bit to drunk last night, but had sex like an hour ago... that must do.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>haven't had sex in 4 months
Oh my god!! I can't even imagine! How are you coping?

I didn't even fap last night.

Is 5 hours ago fine as well?

You live near london? I going there for work next week. We could roam the streets together and slay some slags ;^)

Sex masterrace reporting in

struggling 2bh. but I've been going through a weird depression into introspective/self development phase, so whatever. I'll survive.

But even if I wank 3 times a day I'm still horny as fuck.

I do actually mate, thanks for the offer, but I'll decline haha.
Recommend you get out of the capital if you'll looking for slags to slay, you'll have more exotic capital away from LDN. Hookers are legal if you're feeling flush and can't be bothered with the chase btw: see adultwork.com

I dreamt that I had sex with one of my friends and now I think I've developed a crush on her send help

rape her

I fucked your mom lmao

I havent for entire of my life

fuck da rulez

Then why are you here?

Fuck off Satan, and your degenerate temptations. The pure ones are taking over this thread!

>mfw had my first sexual encounter in years this morning
>mfw I come home to this thread, that I've never yet seen posted before

Welp, what are the odds!

True Japanese

Im an atheist but thank you.

Have you ever had sex? I always imagined Russian men to all be virgins.

Sup Forums is more normie than you think

what do french people say during a fuck session

"Vive l'empereur" when you're younger and are foolishly Napoleonic.

"Longue vie au Roy" when you grow older and realize the merits of monarchy.

Ok. I always imagined French girls to shout "WE WE WE WE" while they orgasm

Well that too. It's not really anything distinctive to what an american girl might say. Some moans, with "oui", "oh putain", "vas-y" to punctutate them. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Try a french girl for yourself.

i live in arizona, so we only have mexicans and white girls desu

I was just shitposting m8, but I guess I could add that in the three years since I've had a sexual encounter I've grown a lot as a person, in part due to the absence of women in my life.

No chance of travelling in sight?

And seems you score often anyways. Don't tread unhealthily much on not getting french girls. You're getting all the rest at least.

Tfw been in an active bdsm relationship since I was 15.

I'm jealous, lad

Ireland has been BDSM relationship with UK since 12,000 BC

you're not getting out of this one that easily

Kek

Autocorrect killed me ;-;

Is that jenifer lorentz?

No idea. I found that image on /fit/ about 2 years ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=7cmexEZGQbs

So how many of you are genuinely virgin? No meme answers. And how old are you?

I am a legit hand-holdless kissless virgin and turned 20 a few weeks ago. At this point I am convinced that my odds of dying a virgin are higher than my odds of dying a man.

I have never had sex and will never have

I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin.

I have an excuse though. My hands get sweaty.

wha?

>tfw cute japanese fwb that is a total freak in bed

She just sucks my dick randomly when we're alone. Last weekend she insisted I squeezed her butt while we were playing minigolf

Chicks love that, I slap my gfs ass in public very often, she giggles and give me that horny look.

does it involve scat?

I am a legit hand-holdless kissless virgin and I'm 27

Nope. Gags, cuffs, and collars.