This Norwegian seagull is 33 years old. It is the oldest seagull in Norway

This Norwegian seagull is 33 years old. It is the oldest seagull in Norway

hello old seagul

doesn't look 33

seaguls are so fucking cute
he's older than I am

But how do they know it's the oldest?

This ekster is 47 years old. It is the oldest ekster in Nederland.

Bravo Norway

they probably asked

very clever

we don't care 'bout your fo'ken seagulls show us your baes

Norway is literally so boring that they care about stuff like this. I bet this was on one of the first pages in your major newspapers.

How do you know it's age? Is it someone's pet?
>seagulls are so fucking cute
No they fucking aren't. The're flying dickheads.

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clever girl..

see that bracelet on its leg?

Yes it is quite fashionable, bravo seagull.

I hope he has a good day

he's also got red eyeliner on for the camera

it was quite a big day for him

It's a she. And her name is Emma.

>kraut calling others boring

can't make this shit up

> Having peace and prosperity is boring

You'll glad to hear due to immigration we wont be boring anymore

Nevermind then, I hate women

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Is it a SILF then?

feed it alka seltzer OP. Seagulls love that shit.

All seagulls are female

>No they fucking aren't. The're flying dickheads.

True words. I'm just waiting for the day when it's legal to hunt these bastards. My favorite coastal city is ruined because of these fuckers. Can't enjoy a nice restaurant evening there anymore because these cunts try to steal food.

I once visited San Francisco and bought myself a nice salted bagel up top on a balcony overlooking a magician by the clothing shoppes.
It was fantasy until some flying fuck started attacking my hair trying to nip my bagel. God bless that I live in the desert and not by the coast.

it means the seagull is married

>Amerifat getting so mad about someone trying to steal his food
The memes are real

>hating seagulls

I hope you can understand. This is my wrist.