>get called Shlomo on Sup Forums
>name is actually Shlomo
Get called Shlomo on Sup Forums
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>get called chang
>my name is actually chad
>get called muhammad
>i am actually a based sikh
>getting called fat
>im actually severely anorexic
>get called poor
>i am, in fact, quite wealthy
>t. Shlomo Shekelburgenstein
Post pics
>no stereotypical italian name
>get called ahmad
>name is actually ahmad
>get called João
>my name is actually Aristoteles/Aristotle
>get called a turk
>I'm actually greek
>get called Amerifat for years
>Never bothered me, was skinny
>Last year though... started gaining weight, 11kg since then, all fat
>Now fat
You sure about that, Luigi?
>based
>not bro tier
caught you, muhammad
post pics.
my name's the italian version of James/Jack
Iocopo?
It's like if my name was Manolo García. Blame your parents.
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>name is Brendan
>people on Sup Forums keep asking "how do we save Brendan?"
Feels good desu
that would be Jacopo
see
>get called Ahmed on Sup Forums
>name is actually Ali-Ibn
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oh lol
>tfw thought folks on the internet might stereotypically call us 'Louis' due to how many kings we had named in such a way
>turns out they call us 'Pierre'
Dodged a bullet there.
>height 1.73
hahaha
>get called Pierre
>my name is actually Dylan
>be called Yasser by an Israeli on Sup Forums
>legit shit my pants thinking Mossad is watching me because that's my real name
>5 years later
>still nothing happens
>get called Murat on Sup Forums
>your name is actually Ahmed
Get your shit together.
> he thinks mememagic doesnt exist
What a poor user
>dylan
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>latin language speaking country
>english name
this has to end
>Get called out as a CHI
I actually am
>height
L O L
Spoopy. Take care user
CA
Well...
t. Dmitry
>my name never gets guessed
>call a Portuguese Alberto Barbosa
>my name is Alberto
cucktrecht van der cuckhoven
>mfw my name is actually mehmet
It's actually a cool name so I don't mind people calling me that
NO
>cucktrecht
At least you guessed my city right. H-haha
My name (Yuri) is pretty common and traditional but strangely foreigners never try to guess at it. So I don't know that feel.
>get called Tadhg mac Cormaic Ua Conchobhair
>tfw my name actually is Tadhg mac Cormaic Ua Conchobhair
t. Russian Mafia
> pierre
TRUDEAU
SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
REFUGEES ARE
WELCOME HERE
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>be named yuri
>don't be an anime girl
goddamnit russia
CA
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i am greck
Yeah it's the local variant of George.
Because of it the word yuri sounds slightly masculine for Russians, but it's Jap language so who cares.
Fag Van Got
get called Franz am actually Ramiz.
>get called pierre or mohamed
>name is actually the anglo equivalent of a popular latin name
>get called luigi
>my name is actually mario
>get called for the first time in 3 years
>"hello Mr. user"
>y-yes?
>"you forgot to tip so we charged a 20% fee, but it says you're overdrawing your account".
My whole life is a depressing meme.
Max?
Me on the left
It's a welsh name you stupid fuck.
I'd probably be in the top 1% in Poland in terms of wealthiness if I moved there
lel
>you forgot to tip so we charged a 20% fee
wtf that's not legal..
No it's not, I know every Israeli on Sup Forums, met half of the irl, and non of them are Shlomo so don't lie!
Nice pepe ahmad, wanna bring it to the white house?
>get called Ruskie diaspora when defending Russia
>I'm actually a Russian diaspora
>get called Ahmed on Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>actually called Ahmed
Not even surprised.
We all knew that already
No
Nice try, Mehmet.
>get called poor
>I'm actually poor
>get called Hans
>wish my name actually was Hans
>don't get called a stereotypical Polish name because nobody on Sup Forums could write it properly
Andrzej kapowzcejwzc
Marek
>neighbor actually blasts reggaeton all day long on weekends and holydays
wish people called us names here on Sup Forums
t. Andrzej, Łukasz, Paweł, Piotr, Mateusz, Tomek, Maciej, Marcin or Janusz
El jANUSz
>get called genetic Slav
>jokes on you, I'm of German origin
Grzegorscz bruksszcsviejitsczscz
I won't even try.
Jean-David Le Dubois
NO
AL
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>t. shlomi buzaglo
>get called suicidal
>happier than 70% of Lithuanians
Alberto Barbosa is taller than me
he's taller than me too
>get called pancho
>my name is actually pancho
pancho
>height
t. Napolean
Pedros, Marios, Pierres, Hanses, Nigels, Bruces and alike
show yourself
Fellow CHI here.
Tfw Sup Forums has never guessed my name simce it isn't all that Mexican and a Spanish variant of a somewhat Common name in English.
Plumber
>american reading comprehension
>get called a paki
>actually partially Indian
same here
Once I say my name I get told it's a super stereotypical English name