HAHAHA BE AMERICAN BE FAT

>HAHAHA BE AMERICAN BE FAT
>HAHAHAHAH AMERISHOOTS
>HAHAHAHAHAAH AMERIDUMBS
>AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

SAY IT ONE MORE TIME YOU MOTHER FUCKER

obama nigger cuck

good one lad

>be amerifat
>get shot
I SAID IT, NOW WHAT NIGGA, HUH? NOW WHAT

ᴀmeRJғᴀt

>amerishots

el americANO

enjoy getting shot you dumb amerifat

Hey look a real Somalian

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america r gay

heuheuehuehueheuheuheue

Calm down, Jamal.

>be American
>go to swim
>Japanese arrive
>get harpuned

Gyros > Burgers

>this woman would be convicted of murder in europe

...

> be 'murrican
>get 9/11end

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

...

As she should. Shooting someone in the face for stealing your purse is a bit harsh desu

Amerishorts

>59426432
>HAHAHA BE AMERICAN BE FAT
>HAHAHAHAH AMERISHOOTS
>HAHAHAHAHAAH AMERIDUMBS
>AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Can some usANO vocaroo this PLEASE

>Ameri____s
FILL IN THE BLANK
IN
THE
BLANK

kek

>the Poonited States of Americrap

Black people can't swim :^)

She should

OH #BTFO

Manlets, when will they learn?

BE AMERICAN BE A FAG

YOU DO REALIZE THAT ONE (1) STATE (TEXAS) COULD LITERALLY GLASS YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY RIGHT?????????????????????

Fake

We'd crush Texas and every other American state
We're going to invade the US and make it our slave colony

>implying they can sit in a vehicle with their asses

You know a Dutch company enriches a third of the worlds Uranium and has Texas surrounded with six Caribbean Islands from which Texas can get glassed.

>YOU DO REALIZE THAT ONE (1) STATE
True... I guess California could fuck our shit u...
>TEXAS
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hurr durr texas how cool. Are you an eighth-grader?

That's like Six Cuba crises.

TEXAS IS A NUCLEAR POWER

UNLIKE YOU SHITS AHAHAHAHHAHA

EUKEKS


>NEEDS AMERICAN NUKES TO PROTECT THEM FROM WITTLE WUSSIA

>self-defense is a crime

That's so cool, you Americans are cool

You know Pakistan got it's nuclear secrets from the Netherlands. It's literally peanuts for us to build them.

theres phrase "lift them on your bayonets"
i don't think this will work with ameriblobs

Aww
Cute

well thank you pekker

How about you don't steal purses, and nobody will shoot you, you fucking criminal.

>haha our country is weak and useless but at least we can help with global nuclear proliferation!

nice

Not hard to spot the nation with low average IQ..

Gotta draw the line somewhere. Her life wasn't in danger so shooting him in the face was somewhat uncalled for. Then again in an armed robbery I'd no problem in defending yourself with a gun

>be american

>this buttblasted

>the Netherlands exports as much as 1/3th of the USA
>which is 16+ states

third world nation says what?

so you export proportionally more, but unlike you we're not weak and useless?

nice

>1/3th
>th

The Netherlands defeated Russia and the UK at the same time.
The Netherlands defeated Germany, France and the UK at the same time.

The USA got beaten by a bunch of rice farmers.
The USA had to be liberated by the Netherlands.

Who was the third world country again?

...

so what you're saying is your poor people live nicer than our poor people? if you're poor, my life is already better than yours, if you're not, my life is better than yours according to the main HDI

sorry friendo, your quality of living is dropping fast and we're only getting higher :^)

here's your (you)

Lmao

>In 1778, Lord Stormont claimed in Parliament that, "if Sint Eustatius had sunk into the sea three years before, the United Kingdom would already have dealt with George Washington".
No need to thank us. We don't mind protecting the weak.

>defending the "life" of criminals

>americans are this brainwashed

>be american
>go to school
>taught that guns and men are evil
>get shot

>pay hospital fees
>invade somebodys safespace by accident
>get shot

>pay hospital fees
>attend marathon
>get bombed

>pay hospital fees
>get CCW
>be in mcfatties and get your CCW is spotted by a landwhale feminazi and her spawn
>police arrive immediately and amidst the confusion
>get shot

>pay medical fees
>sign up to millitary
>get shot
>come home
>va fails to support your medical and mental neeeds
>shoots self

too easy

>this dutch guy once said a thing haha checkmate amerifats

nice, here's another (you)

>The Netherlands defeated Germany, France
And yet, half of flanders speaks French and German :^)

>Europe didn't have ghettos 20 years ago
>Now they do
>and they're growing
a gud laff

>Europe didn't have ghetti 20 years ago
...

The Netherlands and Flanders have never been one. Only a 15 years when Napoleon united it, when we Waterloo'd Napoleon and 15 years after.

We don't have ghettos desu

>finns actually believing their quality of life isn't dropping while ours is rising

Tbqh, HDI is a bit too heavily reliant on GDP. And as I'm sure you know, GDP is a very flawed way of measuring the quality of living.

The best way of measuring the quality of life is happiness surveys, in my opinion. Happiness surveys take into account the subjective side as well, since what people consider a "good life" is hardly something you can measure with purely objective metrics.

t. differentfag

>Lord
>dutch

>watch me as I move these goalposts I would have been using 3 years ago

lol

>WE waterlooed
Try Prussia

*glasses your entire country back*

Nice argument. Just believe the statistics: your standards of living isn't rising

WHERE ARE MY (YOU)'S

pardon?

and yet according to the HDI it is, unless you're poor, which i'm not

the only people who can bring up the inequality adjusted HDI are poor people but it doesn't really matter because you're poor anyway

face it pekker, we'll be on top very soon, enjoy all those peace loving refugees though :^)

Prove me wrong

>burger believing their evil overlords and living in ever growing debt both in person and as a nation

Silence, burger pig. The real men are talking.

Fatass

>Be american
>Get circumcised
>Bleed to death from your dick

t. Billy Bob Johnson, Proud Mississippian and Redneck

I'm from Texas. Why does nobody like us.

I know Swedes wouldn't cause they like the progressive California society but here I thought Texas was a cool state to everyone.

Only queers and steers live in Texas

Well, the average American surely isn't getting richer. Maybe you are one of the lucky ones, since that's the kind of society you have build to yourselves

sounds like europeans are mad we have a better quality of life than they do

>unless you're poor, which i'm not
yet...

It's amazing how a country which prides itself as a Christian nation has such disgusting values.

>swedes using a finnish proxy
fuck off, we all finns are based when it comes to self defense
Cali is too busy sucking liberal cock and imitating sweden to do anything of use

kek

AHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT RESENTFUL AMERICAN FAG

>mother jones
HOLY FUCK YOU MIGHT AS WELL CITE ANITA SARJEWSIAN'S TWITTER

>we

Here's a better source

sounds like you're mad you're poor lmao

..and you don't realize you're getting poorer all the time

it's honestly amazing how rich i feel when i go to europe

everyone there seems so malnurished, poor, takes public transportation, cant afford cars, lives in a tiny block home, it's grey all the time, fucking hell it's so pathetic there.

it sure is great to live here, or even australia
fuck europe.