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cara

cara = shit

This

Kyary

Is Cara a lezzer?

lads

maisie

good post

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so i'm interested
one of the measurements if you're disabled is if you can wash yourself.

but do they count simply being too lazy to/ having no drive to, or is it just a measurement of whether you'd drown yourself and get stuck in the bath?

call it autism but i've simply never had any severe drive to wash myself. i can never smell myself and it's very rare that i can actually see that i'm dirty. a bath is a big block of time allocated to that one activity (bathing) when i could be doing other more enjoyable things. for that reason i only bathe when pressed or (more recently) when it's a very serious occasion like a funeral that i know i shouldn't turn out to as a mess.

so how would a medical person react to that? would it be considered disability, or just a "also user is such a retard... but it's not a disability, he's just being a fuckhead."

not even trying to get bux, if i wanted to i've already got muh depression as an excuse to do that, i just want a full medical picture of who i am.
hm.

someone make another thread

she'd have to be a girl to be a lesbian

inb4 somebody butthurt makes another thread

the missus just sent me this

*sips*

Kyary

bi prolly

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Pizza, beer, whisky, weed, wanks, crime movies

My night in tonight

thighs
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*Thread gets invaded by American Poster*

*casts Darkmoon Blade on Washing Pole*

*American Poster attempts to 'banter' me*

*Parries his attack and dispatches him through a hornet-ring buffed riposte*

*fixes brim of Black Hand hat*

Pssh... You're welcome...

>not making it yourself

flour - 50c
yeast - 50c
water olive oil salt herbs etc - negligible
crushed tomatoes - 30c
whatever covering you want - like 4€
being the cook - priceless

severalth for Gibraltar, for RACHEL.

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>threw a brick at someone
>as a joke

samebender

haha u said fuck off were full but im coming to rotherham and no one can stop me ahahahha

OnlyAfro??? :O

>>(You)

Doesn't taste as good.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

bit noncey 2bh

how did you save this from instagram

if youre not watching her majestys birthday celebration then literally get out my country

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Not much for cooking 2bh, tend to make a mess of it and I don't know what I'm doing.

SKET SLAG

then you need to get good

nice shop you samefagging twat

>people who listen to music, loud, in open air, in a house where they aren't alone

How can anyone think this is acceptable? Absolutely baffles me.

Just wanted you all to know. I'm enjoying some very tasty Galaxy milk chocolate right now.

>instagram
she send it on whatsapp to me

bottles got us right though

we ain't sippin light though

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Go there. No one gives a fuck.

You would improve the place

haha alright lad, it's me, listening to anything?

Kyary

I'm gonna get good in your mother.

>k-shitposters

>right click picture
>view page source
>ctrl+f jpg
>1st .jpg url
easy peasy famalam

>quantum mechanics has discovered that nothing physical actually exists
actually quite interesting

how the fuck does the visible world exist
how are things 'there'

why do dimensions exist
why isn't there just nothingness, but there can't be nothingness

all me

ctrl+scroll and screenshot, did it the same way with pic related

>two (You)s
Wahey
In the money

Got a call from a reasonably attractive friend of my mother's about her upcoming divorce asking if I'd come around every once in a while and keep the house together since she'll be there all alone.

Am I wrong in thinking she probably just wants some younger cock?

you need practice mate

good she needs some care in her olden days

>not birmingham's finest cadburys
dropped

here's your fedora

>stretchmarks

Thanks, but not for this yank.

how do you know my gf's whatsapp???

had a go at my mum earlier for being negative all the time and she got triggered as fuck then i just apologised to her and she admitted to me the reason she got triggered as fuck was because this is what my dad used to say to her all the time. felt a bit bad.

nice strawman

Starting to realise that this general is full of autists and desperate virgins

remember when everyone thought the world was going to end when the hadron collider experiment 'worked'

good times

(fire emoji)
youtube.com/watch?v=DV8CiRlVTkU

yes you're delusional

>digging around the source to save instagram images

Aren't they all like 640x640? Just screen shot it.

about i took longer than meek
sonic BOOM hold two in a week

I'm gonna give it to her real rough. She won't get out of bed for weeks.

whats the easiest way to shag a milf lads

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haven't been for YEARS now

any nightclub on a saturday

kpoop

all me

I don't think so, I've seen her eyeballing me for ages.

Dutch genocide when lads?

Not an argument

takes 2 seconds, a screenshot is more fuss
and yeah they're all shit quality and sqaure, i try find the picture on another form of social media if possible

good
do you mind if i watch?
to make sure you don't do anything wrong of course

then go lay some pipe and report back to us

gagging for a slagging desu

>MOOSLIM PATROL!!

man said i run out of bars
that's my bar - blud are you dumb?

I'm gonna beat the shit out of her, mate.

all me

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...

isn't it crazy how we're just clumps of atoms undergoing chemical reactions yet we create all these constructs like economics and politics

man ran out of bars?

tell my man shut up

a girl just smiled at me lads

is this what it feels like to be a norman?

that sounds hoy
gave me a semi chub

get back to the mines, runt

don't fedora him

FONT

...

looks like someones inserting something up his arse

bit incredulous desu

t. stem student
tt. virgin
ttt. manchild

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Brexit and trump presidency 2016 pls