Let us congratulate the God emperor of tech his birthday in a proper chan way. Rules: 1. one word per post (others will be discarded) 2. there are no other rules
After the letter is finished everyone should send it to him at [email protected]
ITT: we write Richard Stallman a birthday letter
I'll start:
Dear
Landon Johnson
Birthday
Matthew Hughes
Richard,
Henry Rogers
We
Brandon Torres
Appreciate
Alexander Walker
Communism
Nathan Jones
you
Michael Scott
GNU
Jayden Hall
Lovely
Kevin Rodriguez
/
Noah Kelly
autism
Jason Scott
We should create a website and code an animated birthday card, release the source code under GPL. And add some memes about him so he can have a laugh.
Daniel Bennett
make header of this website say "thanks for free software"
Logan Foster
Thank
Kevin Davis
Maybe we should also make a birthday song for him
Bentley Bell
Can you die already you autistic piece of shit?
Oliver Martin
you
Jordan Bailey
Pretty sure my bass is open source.
Logan Rodriguez
Kek
Michael Reed
Holodomor
Logan Richardson
for
Brandon Morales
for
Xavier Bailey
you
Colton Lewis
creating
Nolan Ward
the
Christopher Sanchez
Linux
Daniel James
kernel
Landon James
I'd
Henry Morales
just
Anthony Collins
like
Leo Cruz
to
Robert Garcia
very
Aaron Wood
interject
Blake Morris
for
Dylan Butler
barefoot
Chase Howard
ok so this is what we have so far: Dear Birthday Richard,
We Appreciate Communism GNU Lovely / Thank you Holodomor for for you creating the Linux kernel. I'd just like to very interject for barefoot
Also this
Dylan Cook
nigger
Brody Roberts
on
Oliver Williams
toast
Christopher Reed
B-but what about song...
Eli Bell
eating
Austin Richardson
freedom
Noah Lopez
crumbs
Carter Reed
stuff
John Gomez
although
Joseph Brooks
from
Jack Cooper
loveyourichard
Matthew Hernandez
.
Camden Wood
and
Colton Nguyen
Torvalds
Elijah Turner
cucks
Austin Jenkins
gook
Ayden Cook
HURD
Julian Morales
sucks
Ryan Perry
Beard
Jack Nelson
learn
Jason King
aloof.
Evan Williams
Sexually
Tyler Garcia
celibate
Grayson Gutierrez
if
Wyatt Cox
parrots
Ethan Davis
can
Joseph Howard
fuck
Aaron Nguyen
install
Robert Lee
I love windows
Oliver Martinez
sexually
Logan Ortiz
GNU/Linux!
Samuel Kelly
Gentoo
Jaxson Adams
tricks
Nathaniel Sullivan
virgins
Luke Bennett
gentoo
Alexander Sanchez
.
Eli Ramirez
proprietary
Angel Gomez
prostitutes
Dominic Ross
How long are we going to keep on OP?
Joseph Howard
discombobulated
Brayden Foster
ThankU4GNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Owen Barnes
sausages
Colton Price
a
Jason Lee
gahnoo
Henry Nelson
commie
Luis Hughes
GNU
Luis Campbell
with
Juan Sanders
until we reach over 9000 words
Isaac Nguyen
Twelfth
Isaiah Rogers
Linux-libre
Christopher Gomez
ITT: inane comments
how about we draw him a nice picture?
Asher Garcia
reminder that rms is a fat slob and is a plague to the world.
Landon Morgan
Arigatou
Sebastian Evans
for
Grayson Evans
libre!
Gabriel Ross
GNU+
Kevin Ross
Here it is so far, omitting words that contain punctuation and sequences of words jammed together. Maybe we should also omit the racial slurs as well as "gahnoo" which isn't a word.
Dear Birthday Richard,
We Appreciate Communism you GNU Lovely autism
Thank you Kek Holodomor for for you creating the Linux kernel
I'd just like to very interject for barefoot nigger on toast eating freedom crumbs stuff
although from and Torvalds cucks gook HURD sucks Beard learn aloof.
Sexually celibate if parrots can fuck install sexually Gentoo tricks virgins gentoo.
proprietary prostitutes discombobulated sausages a gahnoo commie GNU with Twelfth Arigatou for libre!
Easton Taylor
Gulag
Blake Thomas
in love, Sup Forums
Leo Nelson
Its...... beautiful
Jack Perez
...
Chase White
GNU/THANKS
Kayden Sanders
The expression “the Linux kernel” can easily be misunderstood as meaning “the kernel of Linux” and implying that Linux must be more than a kernel. You can avoid the possibility of this misunderstanding by saying or writing “the kernel, Linux” or “Linux, the kernel”.