"Why should we visit YOUR country, user?"

>"Why should we visit YOUR country, user?"

Yes, user. Tell us why.

DUDE WEED LMAO

God tier cuisine

you can experience our rich and diverse culture on the 12th of july. just don't wear green, you'll likely be attacked :D

don't cunt

because you won't find anything this delicious elsewhere
*unzips dick*

You can drink if you're 18 years old, unlike some places.

Please don't come here.

load to guns i'm coming to bali hahahahaaaa

Get raped by refugees

Fuck off we're full

BIG

your dick has a zipper?

Come to the land of the free and visit 50 unique and beautiful states!
Explore our rich culture and try our exotic foods!

You shouldn't, too many mexi-niggers

What the fuck is a bali?

it's where i pay a welfare check for a hotel and a couple gallons of alcohol

Dont, tourists are annoying and our economy doesn't depend on it. Stay the fuck away.

What? Why are you talking to me? If you want to visit do it, it's not my fucking problem.

>Why are you talking to me?

pa k kieres saber eso jaja saludos

Well paid jobs :3

I don't even have to answer, all of you bitches dig my country

There isn't much time left until what was good about it is gone forever.

Please: remember us ;_;

takes one to know one :)

>"Why should we visit YOUR country, user?"
Its the last chance before our country is doomed.

>girls
>talking to me

Now that's a funny OP we've got here lads

You shouldn't, please don't.

We're very full.

We need mony. Visit pls

Don't, we don't like tourists.

Because if it were not for the laws of your land I would rape those smug bitch faces right out of you. Let me see how high and mighty you feel when I Jizzes Khan you in the face, bitch.

don't care if you do or not desu
but get on dis here dick

don't fret mate
2 more carriers in the next couple years (not to mention skylon, and our rising economy)

Lots of Semen demons and fresh organic food