This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Florida.
Let's tark at randam in Spanish and English. Take it easy!
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>floridans
>race
>anything but retired centenarians rotting under the sun
Donde estan los Cubanos.
NOT INVITED: FLYOVERFAGS
disney is rightful brazilian clay
>be Floridian
>get MOSQUITO'D
>go to buy bug spray
>get shot by Dominican
FUCK THE GATORS, REMOVE SWAMP.
SEMINOLES FOREVER
FUCKING UF TRASH GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not knowing about the mosquito genocide trucks
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What zany crimes have you committed recently, Florida Men?
I wonder
What if there's an apocalypse but disney is still rich enough that it can administer its parks still, and then like disney world grows into a proper government and eventually becomes the usa successor state
the whole idea behind projects like the town of celebration is autarky at least temporarily
I also heard disney world has a sort of private militia thing
neat stuff
What's the matter, hun? 'fraid of catching the cold?
There's a crusader kings 2 mod that takes place in a post-apocalyptic north america that has reverted back to feudalism. Central florida is controlled by a tribal cult that worships Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse.
I've seen screenshots of that mod but never played it
What's it called?
>Central florida is controlled by a tribal cult that worships Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse.
this is pretty much already reality
>the poor man's australia
no thanks
>all this biting
I swear there's some primal gator spirit loose down there. Jesus Christ.
don't be silly
Publix subs are great stuff.
>live in Florida
>have done bath salts for fun
It is hard not to perpetuate stereotypes
After the End or something like that.
>he gets sunburned
What's the best area in Miami to get an apartment?
Brickell
Hey leaf bro.
>I live in an apartment in Miami.
Miami is a very expensive place to live. The price per square foot is the highest in the country. But if you really want to...
>Kendall is a nice suburban area
>Brickell is also okay
>Tamiami has some nice areas
Basically avoid South Florida shit, avoid Hialeah and Opalocka.
If you have other questions, I'll answer.
>For reference I pay 1,400$ for a Kendall area apartment. 2bed/2bath
Somewhere besides Miami.
Go to Hollywood or Hallendale instead
Ayy just got back to Florida today from uni.
Naples reporting in.
Is Florida really the South's Mexico?
florida isn't the south's anything, unless we're talking north of ocala
florida is its own beach and disney paradise
>no reference of the king cobra
>florida
>disney
>paradise
You can have one, and only one.
Orlandofag here, preparing to leave soon.
My favorite Florida moment is when somebody threw an alligator through a drive thru window.
Hey I'm visiting Florida right now. What do Floridians think of Destin?
We don't.
Boca Raton is a shithole.
So is Miami and the rest of fl.
>a flip calling anything a shithole
>flip went to miami
>tried to flirt with hot latina
>"omg lol stop talking to me dirty asian"
>goes back to hotel crying
>posts angrily on /florida/
>colloquially using "/florida/" like it's actually a thing
>jealous that his uninteresting state doesn't have a dedicated thread