What would you do if you had a time machine?

What would you do if you had a time machine?

I would have prevented 1453 and introduce birth control pills to t*rks

Killed myself

Fuck your mom.

go back in time and destroy whatever lead to life.

Convince the Spanish crown to let the soldiers bring their families to the colonies.

that means you were destined to fucked that anons mom then

Start studying Greek from a younger age because it is the best language.

Shoot my self in the fueture

travel through time

i think you know the answer to that

Travel to the future and rape myself.

past is shit, can we travel future

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turn off the computer after watching that porn video instead of just turning the monitor off
fuck I was stupid

Go back to 2007
fix my life

Kek sounds like story time to me.

Travel to past and find a wife?

Travel to the future to the point where immortality exists, take it, then travel the universe like Doctor Who. Except I won't get involved much with Earth.

alternatively, i'd travel to the past, force my twelve year old self to transition, and then have sex with she

>Travel to the future
Find out that every white male was killed, and them the western society collapse, hunger kill millions until Asians take the charge.
Are you ready to watch that future?

Have all the eligible girls and women in modern Brazil been trafficked out of the country to work as prostitutes or something?

I have homework to do, but fuck it
>be 2006 maybe? I was around 11 yo
>have one computer for the whole family (thats me and my 2 brothers, parents cant into technology)
>one day using the computer
>alone, family out
>checking ares to download music
>see something that says wwe in the downloads
>"good wrestling" (undertaker&kane fan)
>open the video
>turns out it was porn that my older brother had downloaded
>watch it for like 1 or 2 minutes in shock
>never had seen porn, but I knew what this stuff was
>suddenly hear the front door opening
>family arrives, along with one of my aunts (she works with computers and so)
>turns out the computer had something wrong
>I turn off the monitor off quickly
>the pc was in my older brother's room btw, near the entrance
>go upstairs to my room
>5 mins later my mom calls me to go downstairs
>sweating bullets right now
>pc turnt on, with the video still playing
>older brother blames it all on me
>mom doesnt believe me when I say that I didnt download it and that I watched it by mistake
>turns out the problem was all the viruses downloaded along with all the porn
havent forgiven my mother or my brother

Yes. No feels now. Only truth.

A whole lot of raping

Feminism reach brazil 10 years ago.

jeff please go