Phones now banned at work

phones now banned at work.
Sup Forums isnt blocked on local intranet.
Internet browsing can be traced

how can i browse this site with out work knowing?

use a proxy

not encrypted.

Use a VPN.

How can they ban phones?

If they see you using it they discipline you, I imagine.

easily blocked

host your own ssh server run over stunnel on port 80.

you could mask your use but it would show up like masked traffic, they would not know what sites you were visiting just that you were visiting masked sites

>bring in wifi hotspot
>plug wifi usb into computer
>browse via the wifi hotspot in your pocket

nobody will ever know

Rdp/vnc to home

then they would see a shitload of traffic going to a proxy

No probably works in a secure place. (Tax man for instance)

Basically buddy is asking to be fired because they take this shit seriously.

work in a county jail

>host your own ssh server run over stunnel on port 80.

admin sees shitload of traffic going over port 80

fired

>Rdp/vnc to home

DON'T DO THIS

This is all moot if phones are banned and you're using the work PC. Supervisors and IT people can remote into your PC and watch what you're doing.

>>bring in wifi hotspot
>>plug wifi usb into computer
>>browse via the wifi hotspot in your pocket

THIS

What kind of a job doesn't allow the use of a mobile phone?

>security guard in a jail
>DARPA employee

how about you do your work and not go on Sup Forums

>how about you do your work and not go on Sup Forums

devilish

graveyard shift
literally nothing to do after 1030pm when inmates are locked down to sleep

just browse Sup Forums, it's not blocked, what could be the harm

Just use VPN, they will see there is somekind of traffic but will not know its Sup Forums/porn..etc

browse eightchan and CPchan

then they won't care about 4 chan

Consider suicide.

but shitloads of traffic go over port 80 anyway. that's the unsecured http port.

>Doesn't know his port numbers

HTTP is port 80 user. SSH is 22. To be fair I doubt 22 is allowed outbound at this place anyways.

Just host your SSH server on port 80.

its on the table

Best way if you already have a data plan on your phone is USB tethering. Bypasses their entire network completely except if they have some secret software on the PC itself that would send the data later, most of them won't unless it was a laptop that was intended to leave and be in the field. Almost certainly won't be on a desktop pc.

how to do?
pls no bully

install gentoo

Watch anime instead

>host your own ssh server run over stunnel on port 80.
>port 80
Use 443 instead. Encrypted traffic on port 80 will look suspicious...

Lol youre going to get fucking fired if someone catches you or killed/injured by an inmate because you have your guard down. Do not look at your phone

I'm sure OPs web proxy won't care.

>What is HTTPS inspection
>Implying SSH and HTTPS are the same
>Implying the web proxy wouldn't shut that shit down

not a bad idea but phones are banned in the first place and if caught i get suspended/ investigated by IA

Lol youre going to get fucking fired if someone catches you or killed/injured by an inmate because you have your guard down

exactly why phones are banned now. for safety
but no one can touch me up in the guard station

>2017
>using vnc
who would want to use an inefficient technology?

>inb4 cant green txt

You have to be a special kind of stupid to browse this site at work.

Besides, if you have qualifications for a real white collar job you should have better things to do than argue with 16 year olds who finally figured out how to get linux installed and finally wrote their first sorting algorithm in c while spending $1,000 on anime figurines and rgb ram

Get back to work, Marcus.

Setup local proxy with Squid using port 323345 or whatever and ssh into. Browse using your home computer.

So?

This guy is right

Protip:
>browse at home

Back when I was a wagecuck I used a high dpi monitor and a text-only window with a small font running lynx.

>how can i browse this site with out work knowing?
You can't. If you use a work machine, work IT can know what you do.

If you're not actually searched for a phone and just not allowed to be seen using it, you can always leave it on wifi hotspot mode in your pocket/bag and connect to it from a work laptop, it's not foolproof but it's not bad. Laptop monitoring software can capture screenshots on a time, a USA highschool got in very big trouble for doing that with student laptops a while back (accidentally made CP I believe). But unless they have that, they'll have trouble monitoring you while you're disconnected from work wifi. They might have monitoring software though and it can be hard to detect since it uses malware techniques to hide.

However, if you boot to linux off a usb then even their monitoring software won't run. So here's how you do it:
Boot a work laptop off a linux usb
Use your phone's wifi hotspot without ever taking it out of your pocket

>then get fired because cctv

I monkey here.

Man, really, just do your fucking job. If your sysadmin and/or your bosses are semi competent they will fire your ass because you wanted "some harmless fun"

Yeah, I heard "some harmless fun" repeated by users like parrots on cocaine.

"some" In a previous laid back gig we observed a single machine sucking 75% of the network badwidth. We go to the computer and there is this motherfucker torrenting on the job without a care for anyone else's activities.

We, IT staff, told the fucker to stop, and he became butthurt towards us. Luckily one of us was cool with that idiot and he could defuse the shitstorm.

Some users dont know when enough is enough.

"harmless" Sup Forums is a big site, and no one on their right mind would consider it harmless on a job environment as are parts of it with clearly NSFW material or the usual thread with someone asking to do some stupid / illegal shit, "cough" like this thread "cough"

Sup Forums, and other chans do noy enjoy of a good reputation on the media (for better or worse) so this could happen: Somebody watch the logs and the network traffic and sees its from Sup Forums, they google Sup Forums, shit hits the fan and you are insta labeled as a poteltial threat or liability for the mere possibility of such content finding its way on the company's network

"fun", well, I'll put it easy for you, unless your work is having fun you are surely asking for trouble because you are engaging in activities not described in your position on your shift.

TL; DR: You are asking to be fired, or even worse, just because you dont have the knowledge to know what the fuck "some harmless fun" could bring

just browse reddit at work

not quite as fun but eh its fresh content..something to look at

also my boss has a Sup Forums pass and will probably see this post

Hi Paul ;)

Just use teamviewer and shitpost from your home computer

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND DON'T BROWSE Sup Forums.

I never browse at work. Doesn't matter what you do, if you put your heart to it (and have a brain + little bit of luck) you will be successful.

Home server (or raspberry pi if you're broke) with VPN software installed.

holy shit then just do your job and stop dicking around, ever consider that? sounds like something where it makes more sense to just follow the rules

jesus dude

I'd piss on your grave, you are cancer.

use google translate

Use a vita to browse Sup Forums

I'd rather browse Sup Forums than be successful tbqh.

u successful bro?

By deciding you can't use them