Why are toy containing chocolate eggs banned in America?

Why are toy containing chocolate eggs banned in America?

>be Americlap
>buy kinder egg from the deep weeb
>get arrested by the FBI
>get shot later

>guns are legal
>parents buy those for kids b-day

>but kinder surprise is illegal
Every damn time.

Because unlike guns, Kinder toys are super dangerous

Kinder eggs have been legal in the US for years, where have you been?

Because they'd eat the toys and sue.

Why are video games banned in Australia?

>amerifat responds with "B-BUT IN UR COUNTRY..."

This. Kinder just dont want to deal with autists and share product with the rest of the world.
One accident can destroy their company.

Shhhh, it's all part of the plan

It is le epic meme, user. Don't you get it? XDDDD

Whataboutism is really strong among USA posters for some reason.

>be american
>buy smuggled kinder eggs in some shady store selling weird yuropoor stuff like nonprocessed food and beer with more than 5% ABV
>ATF kick the door
>get shot

Easter?

>lol your country is shit

>lol here's why your country is shittier

>WHATABOUTISM!

>be Americlap
>buy kinder egg from the deep weeb
>get arrested by the FBI
>get shot later

Yes, you just defined whataboutism at its core. Good job.

Thank you ;)

>intelligent, thoughtful critique of the United States of America

>NAH BRO HERE'S WHY UR CUNTRY IS SHIT LOL AMERICA DA BEST..... PASS THE WEED DUDE LMAO..... HEY DUDE DID YOU SEE STACY GET BANGED BY TYRONE DUDE....WHOAH MAN HOPE I DON'T GET SHOT LMAO

>be american
>get shot

Favorite holiday desu

>Americans shitpost
>Sup Forums butthurt chimpout ensues

Every time

Every country does that, user. Don't be deluded.