What does it take in order to code financial simulations for jews on Wall St?

What does it take in order to code financial simulations for jews on Wall St?

A brain.

calculus, statistics, some (((big data))) crunching algorithms.

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yeah dude trying to break into a wall street career being anti semitic you'll go far bro

Being Jewish yourself

>code financial simulations for jews on Wall St

Watch Pi: Faith in chaos (1998) and think again

>acknowledging tremendous representation by Jews on Wall St == anti-semitic

That's analogous to calling me prejudiced because i brushed up on my mandarin before i went to dim sum in China Town.

jewish parents

>only jews are capitalists
Terrible meme

Jews lie all die I'm pretty sure OP could lie face to face with them too, kike.

You think finance is based on math?

your morals

simulated ass blasting patterns

Excel. It already has a normal distributed random number generator built in. But you can make a formal to convert random numbers to normal distributed numbers yourself as well.

Done it many times before. Monte Carlo Simulations with Excel are fun.

>not using NIST for random numbers
Heathen found.

Probably a fucking lot considering the fact that high volume trade machines run custom hardware/kernel stack to handle it to make sure you save as much clock cycles as possible.

>I want to give the jews MORE money
why

>i don't want to actually produce anything, I just want to shuffle money around

I know a guy doing that now, who was hired right out of college. He was a USAMO winner.

I'm a software engineer for a bank.
The guys that write our simulation and trading software are all based in New York and all of them have Masters or PhD in Computer Science, Mathematics, or Physics.
I imagine they also have extensive backgrounds in economics.

Their salary is probably 10 times mine.

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>all the butthurt kikes itt
lmao

>plate of fried foreskins