Sex robots with fully functioning genitalia

>will cost up to £12,000
>will have built-in heaters which so they have genuine body warmth
>will have sensors that can react to touch.

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Shall we pre-order?

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No

but can they run Crysis?

Kill yourself, you dumb fucking shit stain.

>fully functioning genitalia
That's nice and all but how pattable is their head?

Absolute meme tier.

Fuck off back to your subreddit.

I'll be buying one of these.

The proper term is "cock blocked".

Having a waifu will have a whole new meaning.

Still 3d.

saving the world from disease
one sexbot at a time.

you think poor as shit neets on Sup Forums will be able to afford this?
lmao

google sexbots will be terrifying

just imagine all the info they'll be gathering about you

wait so that bugs have been fixed (cuts off your cock)

>torrenting new personalities for your sex slave waifu

but will they come in anime versions?

There was already a court case about that. Someone made an internet-connected dildo that you could control with an app. And then collected big piles of (((telemetry))) from it.

>pussy heaters are not licensed under the GNU.

>google sexbots will be terrifying

>slap your doll's ass to skip ad

>$40,000-50,000 for fully functioning sex-bot

life is really turning into anime

Well, time to start saving up my money.

Only for dumb normies who don't know how to install cfw and remove all the telemetry shit.

>downloadable personalities
>dlc sex positions
>season passes

the possibilities are endless.

>m'doll

I take one

...

Too expensive. Can't we just buy the pussy part and upgrade after some months to hips etc.?

WOMEN ON SUICIDE WATCH

Wait until feminists hear about this.

I'd run my malicious code inside them if you know what I mean.

think I'll wait for 2nd or 3rd gen tbqh

>I'd run my malicious code inside them if you know what I mean.

You have AIDS?

>cosmos hotel

Yes, want some?

i wonder what kind of viruses will be made for these

Sexual house fires.

How can women even compare?

can't wait to see it working, might actually get one.

>tfw your waifu will be a botnet
>tfw you libreboot her and install ganoo/gentoo
>tfw nothing works
>tfw no wifi
fug

It has began.

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>install GNU/Linux unto your waifubot
>her AI doesn't work and she's a retard
a-atleast she'll be free, free waifu

>Pussy heater?
>Powered by lithium batteries?
>Battery explosion?
>Become eunuch

>£12,000
Might as well buy a real girl at that point

actually you'd need a lot more batteries. you want her whole body to be warm after all

Will they offer a version that looks like Marissa Mayer?

>i am ready Sup Forums

It's equivalent to spending about £33 every day for a year.

Seems like a good investment to me.

Build your own..

What did she mean by making that face?

Not really. A real woman would cost infinitely more in the long shot. I'd rather pony up a lump sum and not have to worry about sex for the rest of my life than spend thousands of dollars dating women, buying them things or giving them money as alimony for the rest of my life.

The sex bots are much cheaper no matter how you look at it.

>>tfw no wifi
be happy
that way the botnet will not be able to exploit her system making her 100% botnetfree

>being a complete failure

i mean if you're going to already be such a shitbag that you buy a sexbot, why would you also go to the additional shitbag layer of making it animeish?
it's like a doubly terrible decision

It's the "don't cum on my face" personality.

Too bad the competition blows them out of the water. I'll stick to the tried and true, thank you

Beating women to get them to do what you want is illegal

>free market will make women obsolete
pottery

...

Just buy a poor girl, retard.

>shitbag that you buy a sexbot
Yes, because losers shouldn't have sex, right? Shut the fuck up Chad, go plow Stacy and fuck off for today.

>poor girl package comes with a ton of dependencies
no thx

user's Sexbot Law:

Women will become obsolete the moment sexbots are capable of
>self-cleaning
>self-lubrication
>self-heating
Everything else on top of that will just be luxury.

guys with that price point....Humans sex bots are cheaper and a reality long ago.I rather buy myself a personal slut

>because losers shouldn't have sex, right?
Exactly. It's just Darwinism

Just imagine how easy it will be to get real pussy after these dolls dominate the market.

>p-please Sup Forumsentooman, come home with me
>i'm sorry m'lady but already betrothed to my sexbot

...doing it's job

On the bright side fucking this pile of plastic won't end up in baby losers

With the rise of female totalitarianism don't expect this to last.

Strike now.

You should spend more time outside

This is correct.

I too have theorized a project like this in the past, but I lack the knowledge and resources to do so back then.

kek

What a time to be alive.

Well, guess what you can't stop some loser fucking a sex bot, so just deal with it. The losers will still have sex.

Sexbots can easily be justified by feminist logic.

Kek

Well Darwin can suck my tiny 4'' dick, bro. I'm still going to have sex with them beautiful custom android maids.

I never said I was against it. After all it's just a glorified form of masturbation

Feminist logic is driven by emotion. When men stop paying women attention, they'll find a way to interpret that as an attack on women.

You severely underestimate the terrors of female totalitarianism.

$12000 for a heated vagina, a lot of good women rent out their vaginas for $120 a go. Try it to make sure you are not a closet fag before you buy one of these $12000 space filler things.

Gotta love technology. We've come a long way from the old days of virtual dancers on Windows XP.

Now for only 12,000 tea cups you can have a girlfriend. Something once seen as impossible in this field.

>fully functioning genitalia
I can get STDs and make the dolls pregnant?

Don't forget to install Ublock Origin to avoid those mid-coitus ads

>a lot of good women rent out their vaginas for $120 a go
>10x sex is 1200
>100x sex is 12000
>meanwhile you can fuck the doll until it falls apart
Doesn't seem like a good deal to me, friendo.

b-but I-I... WOMAN ARE TRASH 2D > 3D

Build a sex dungeon and cover it in tin foil.

>4"
>tiny

>mfw my dick is the same size as the 970's VRAM maymay
>mfw 3.5"

JUST

>sex bot doesn't work without connecting to Google servers

MODS MODS MODS MY BOSS JUST SAW THAT AMD I GOT LE FIRED

These dolls are too realistic.

Anime dolls when?

Weird, my boss promoted me.

>going to 4chin at work
kek

>he doesn't install gentoo on his sexbot

As soon as japs get their clammy gook hands on the tech, sure.

>4"
TOP KEK

>>As soon as japs get their clammy gook hands on the tech, sure.
they'll probably make loli versions too

This the early adopter sexbot. In 5 years better models will be £5000 in 20 year sexbot / maid can do light housework which women would like.

when flaccid, right?

>implying a sexbot has to consent

>browsing safe for work boards at work
What's so funny?

>robot
>can't make me a sandwich
>can't even walk around on it's own

No, literally kill yourself.

Why not just get a gf?

>which women would like
Women won't like getting replaced, user

>just
>not JUST

>when flaccid, right?

>all holes are locked when offline
>can't remove clothes
Yeah, it has

woyman is trash death to the pussy ex deee