/asean/- Ex edition

How does your Ex doing nowadays

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Never Again

PUTANG INA INUNAHAN PA ANG MEYOR

Ex ni meyor

What tier is this flipbros?

Have some respect, the old lady has cancer

>remove edits
probably a 7

higher maid tier

5/10 at best
You can easily find a cuter one in universities.

Same girl

I don't have any gf but I have many ex. Mostly from my EXams

Fucked her yet?

Shit tier

I hate skinny girls, the feeling of bones is too annoying when you fuck them.

she needs more meat

I'll never understood PH taste about girls.

>watch news
>dutdut wants friendly relation with china
>muh trains for mindanao


nobody gives a shit about mindanao putang ina why did people even vote this anti-manila retard of a president? 1/3 of the economy is generated in manila, you fucking dumbshit mayor. Roxas will always be a better choice than this communist "muh dabaw" pighead

Most just want good cooks and active sex drive.

oy VEY

Now that's a qt.

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No to the norteilocANO

>build train in Mindanao
>get bombed by NPA and muslims
As much as I want trains in Mindanao, it's gonna end up like that.

We shall see. I have this local Catholic girl on my side though. We met on a whim after chatting for weeks, and fucked minutes after we said Hi to each other.

Horny Catholic girls isn't a meme.

I feel so bad for Roxas tb*h. Like, I legitimately feel sad for him. Especially on his pictures at the burger joint he went to after conceding to Duterte. God damn just look at his face. He's smiling but you know deep inside he's fucking crying to himself.

Tfw nuclear power never cause of pussy Aquino scared of earthquakes that will never hit the area in question.

I hope Dutdut makes it operational and let his NPA and Muslim rebels have control over it.

Feels good to be Catholic. Gonna fuck one and go confession later :3

Where in Cubao Burger joint is that?

From what I can tell, basically the fairer the better.

Instead, we'll build subway in Davao.

The other Chinese train is allegedly from manila to sorsogon

For some reason I wish you would force me to crossdress and then peg me with a strapon

it's in here somewhere
news.abs-cbn.com/halalan2016/nation/05/10/16/what-did-mar-do-after-conceding-to-duterte
find it

Quite a few Filipino girls seem to be like this too, especially when living from the glares of their relatives and neighbours. Same for Singaporean girls, if you're wondering.

Its in bad locaton they should build another one more modern in Isabella.

WAKE ME UP

Fuck off Jovelyn.

>subway
you'd profit more if you build the food chain Subway instead of a transportation subway. It's still going to get bombed or even made into a home by squatterfags

looks like an average manila maid
3/10

I-I wouldn't do that, you know!

I'm not a dom >_

Who cares? he's rich

after i graduate college, i will join duterte's death squad

Stop saying "Jovelyn" whenever you disagree with someone holy shit I'm not even a Marcosfag I'm a Lenifag

Davao, not Cubao

Alright this girl is a singer. Is the Filipino musical genes a meme too?

Please kill yourself Jovelyn you fucking autist.

Having been memeed attacked by Paid Marcos and dutdut internet shills is probably more damaging than lossing
IMO

I will one day but only after I stop being a meme so the media doesn't cover my fucking shitty suicide.

same shit isn't it?

You gotta be a police/soldier first. Plus, do you even have what it takes to take down drug pushers & cartels/gang members?

t. Jovelyn

That's ok since I'm gonna suck you dry and ravage you anyways

Post more pics of that qt you stupid fuck.

>what-did-mar-do-after-conceding-to-duterte

What the fuck is happening? Was media already this bad even 6 years ago? I seriously don't remember anything 6 years ago that were as retarded as the ones being shown on our memelections like "Nigger X has already voted", "Filifeminist filed a complaint to Cuckmelec for being told to kill herself on Facebook" as newsworthy.

No, I introduce to you my friend instead.

Just join the NPA in Davao they will probably have tax benefits soon

She's fugly I prefer the other qt also tell us her fucking name already.

I should've just studied in Singkapoh and do this rather than come all the way to the UK. Fug my brother's Fb pics are filled with him and qt girls. I should've never mocked him and called him a nerd ;__;

Her name is Tits Mcgee, now shut the fuck up about her she's my mom

this pic is her worst by far desu

she looks like the kind of cheap hooker that would be whistling at me on the street in SEA

Never had a gf and never will.

I'll start saving up 100k pesos so I can travel to Japan and work there as a male porn star

I hope you guys wont bully my kontol size.

Time to hit the gym and jogging in UP so I can increase my stamina

Post your allah akbar face?

no, jovy your doing it wrong
follow my instructions and you will be immortalized
>make edgy manifesto
>blame mankind for your suffering
>insert a lot of emo shit you learnt
>videogame lines are a bonus
>post it along with a edgy drawing
>put it on your fb, deviantart, and tumblr pages
>kys
>be immortalized
>you are now a /r9k/ goddess.

she became an sjw ;_;

Only fags want to be immortalized, I want to rest in peace. Fuck off already, at least get your insults right. I'm a fucking Lenifag, not a Marcosfag.

Fuck you she's titless and she looks 17/18 y/o so she can't be your mom.

are you going to bukkakke a Jap news woman?

Its the internet grandpa

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My friend's mom is 40 but she looks 20. It's the same with me you dumbass, ever heard of Japs? She has the Jap lineage that's why she's 35 and looks 18, you little bitch.

I-I don't know if i should call that sexual harrasment or not >///

I hope so.
Kek at those roleplay scene

BENIGNO AKBAR!

thx senpai
shortage in gay porn actors is serious problem in here.

I'm lazy to wiki this shit but did the Japanese officially colonise parts of the Philippines? Why are there so many of you with nippon lineage?

Fuck off I don't believe you.

If she really is your mom though post pics of her.

We didn't have internet last 2010?

Please no

You got me mad now

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I-I only want to make you feel good ;___;

CMM news with Maria Ozawa

Only if you show me your big ol' titties senpai.

Of course they did. They had these women who they kept raping whenever they were bored. Of course, those women got pregnant and one is probably my ancestor. Now they'll look down from the skies and see the latest one is an autist.

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So you really are mentally disabled.

lmao

It's a different kind of vibe here in Singapore, so you're probably better off where you are.

Jap immigrants during Spanish era. Japs even helped exterminate chinks during Sangley rebellion

Tfw Mar wasted all his shekels and now will find a real job instead of being a politician

Yes
>Uses the same 4 chords all the time (C–G–Am–F)
>Its either a shit guitar song or a shit piano ballad
>Even worse is the hiphop which I consider to be the worst music I've ever heard
>Vocalists range from passable to literal hacks who cant shit for shit
>Producers are nonexistent
>No originality at all
>Its always a fucking love song or some useless shit
>Instrumentalists here have the enthusiasm of the robots in Chuck E Cheese and most of the time they're mediocre
>Remixers have zero musical knowledge and always here a shitty beat layered by by popular song most of the time that I always hear on jeeps (and its the same fucking chord progression everytime)

What did you expect? I'm a fucking Filipino. I'm indoors all day. I think using Hitler as a profile picture is hilarious. My ancestor is probably a rape victim. Don't be so fucking surprised by every little thing.

You know your country is going to shits when your list of serious problem is lack of "gay porn actors"

>tfw being half flip in Japan
not bad

This is someone who graduated from Wharton

>these pathetic cunts who come to Sup Forums and visit the same threads all day long just to create a persona and interact and ERP with the same people every single day
worse than fucking tripfags desu

Different in what way?

W-Well, if that's the case...

I don't mind~

Goddamn...imperial Japan really had fun in the Philippines.

>did the Japanese officially colonise parts of the Philippines?
The Japanese didn't/haven't colonized us, but some Japanese military units did try to educate people with the Japanese language in schools & other stuff related to Japanese culture to integrate us, but it didn't last long since they were defeated by the joint forces of Americans & Filipino nationalists.

Why are there so many of you with nippon lineage?
Not really, most of the pinoys with Jap blood are rape babies whose ancestors were one of the thousands of comfort women for Japanese soldiers

p.s. SICK DUBS!