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PUTANG INA INUNAHAN PA ANG MEYOR

HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!
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We shall crush the h8 with love :3

Welcome to 2 years ago grandpa!

There used to be a Chem teacher in secondary school that I fap to a lot. I imagine her as a dominatrix since she's strict

N-No, i don't...even if they look cute...

It's usually the other way around if it's girls instead, though~

bongbong is so cute

Kill yourself erp scum

Some of us have nowhere to go. Being a girl, I just can't vent my lewdness on any place on the internet with my name on it so I just vent it on /asean/ threads. It kinda sucks now what has happened to /asean/.

kek

Never Again.

Cayetano is right

it still relevent though especially with recent twitter trending in malaysia on cikgu suraya

what happen?
i just got back from work

I could really wish for a rain right now.

Dammit.

What's your work?

you should wish you are cikgu suraya so i could do benis in bagina

Hi jovs

>live in BF Parañaque
>work in Makati
>it's only about 3 km away
>has to drive all the way to SLEX because there's no other major roads accessible to the north
>get stuck in traffic along the way
>you traveled more than 10 km because there's no jeepney ride directly to Makati


TOPPEST

OF

KEKS

you know the rules, tits or GTFO

If JLN's son or daughter returned the money and acknowledged her mother's crime, then I'd be likely to vote for her.

BBM on the other hand has not yet returned even a cent of their family's ill-gotten wealth, nor has he even barely acknowledged that, "Hey! Bad things did indeed happen during Martial Law," never mind the fact that none of the Marcoses have ever apologized for it.

Cikgu is a chinita though. I'm far from that. ;_;

>live in BF Parañaque
>it's Sunday
>you want to shop for grocery in SM Sucat or SM Bicutan
>has to drive all the way to SLEX
>get stuck in traffic
>arrive in SM
>it's already nighttime and you decided to just buy groceries tomorrow
>drive to SLEX
>get stuck in traffic again
>it's already morning

goverment employee here
doing nothing shitposting in 4chins all day
and i just got my mid year bonus thank you taxpayercucks

...

operation assistant
doing this till the end of next month so i dont have to be at home most of the time before going back to uni
then what are you?

>3 km
just walk faget

God I want to fuck my chink MILF teacher back in gradeschool

Though she might be a GILF by now.

I hope something like Umareru might happen to me.

>Malaysian on social media
>still relevant

heh

Are you a UP instructor?

>tfw I want to be an English teacher
>tfw impressed of the fact that students might fap to me

There are FX vans in SM

Only Alabang and Laguna fags takes SLEX

holy fuck that know-it-all pro-marcos unifag is asspained as fuck. he even asked me if i voted for drilon

who rustled the marcosfag's jimmies? i told you to keep plebbitards out of here

I have friends in makati who just wait out the traffic in spakol or just sleepin in those 20 pesos per half hour massage chairs

As long as you're hot.

...

Ayy bby wanna meet up with me at Trinoma?

>operation
>assistant
Do you help on exorcising bodily fluids?

>then what are you?
I'm too brown to be like her I guess. It's not that I hate it or anything. I just love to be like myself. :3

>live in BF Paranaque
>mom needs emergency
>calls ambulance
>gets stuck in traffic
>arrives 3 hours later
>mom dies
>paramedic charges you for the toll fee in SLEX

Trinoma is too far from Milagros. ;_;

pic related?
hnnnnnngh

>hurr im a gurl, notice me sempai
I swear to god

why?

>live in BF Parañaque
>vote for dutdut
>he promises to de-congest traffic
>5 years later, NCR experienced ease of flow of traffic everywhere
>still has to take SLEX to shop in malls

Just a crapshoot guess. Are you?

>Milagros
>Milagros, Masturbate

>he is Living in Masturbate province
>literally a virgin paradise

Top kek, did he went apeshit with his delusions?

no but im inside uni belt

THANK YOU TAXPAYERKEKS GOING TO BUY NEW NVIDIA 1080 VIDYA CARD WHILE YOUR STUCK IN 2003 era shit

L-LEWD!!

If I go there someday, would you be willing to meet up?

Also
>Panay Masbate
I laff everytiem

>live in BF Parañaque
>finally acquire a gf
>"hey honey where do you wanna date 2night ;)?"
>"let's eat at MOA"
>"alright, i'm not going to take SLEX for the first time in my over 20 years of shitty life!"
>has to wake up as early as 4 AM to beat congested traffic in Sucat
>arrive in MOA at 10 am

and why it is lewd?

Kek, why is the retarded Marcos scumtard triggerd by Paranaque?

>live in BF Parañaque
>has to take SLEX to go to school
>you forgot something in your bag but you're already in the middle of SLEX and the traffic congestion is horrible
>walk to school instead
>get fined by marshall by walking in SLEX

The jews(me) did it.

>If I go there someday
For what purpose?

Do you like showing your ass that much?

You hesitated. Looks like you lied

>live in BF Parañaque
>mom asks you for an errand to go to the nearest sari sari store
>still has to take SLEX

i like to be nude desu
example : now

I have a friend who lives somewhere near there, and he invited me to go to his place sometime.

Malay chan is all talk.

>live in BF Parañaque
>get out of your home
>fined by marshall because walking in SLEX is not allowed
>get shot by dutdut for criminal activity

test

>example : now
well I'm out, good night world.

How new are you?

Jovelyn stfu

What coincidence, it must be this hot weather huh?

>Dead flip shitposter
GUD!

Someone memed that its better than Davao?

I swear, i'm not lying!

Baka!

I'm cold.

It must be nice and warm there.

Ok, I haven't been in the loop for a while; who is this Jovelyn Custodio?

>live in Masbate
>meet up with someone from BF Parañaque in Trinoma
>you agreed to meet him now
>you got to Trinoma first
>wondering if you went to the right place, you called him
>"pasensya na pre nasa SLEX pa ako"
>later that day he got arrested because using mobile phone is not allowed while driving
>get shot by dutdut for criminal activity

>well I'm out, good night world.
RIP

>not enjoying being nude in your room
not really, even if its rain i'll still be nude

Tfw my cousin's father is part of the bourgeois in Masbate.

He keeps inviting me to go there and stay there for a month

Though the drawback would be no / shit internet, but free food and get "healthy"

>Shit driver sudoku
Good.

Anime poster and sometimes butthurt tirades like these I guess

There's not really anything nice to see here. The place is just mountains, cows, goats, etc. The only place worth sightseeing here are the beaches and dangerous sports ie. zipline and paragliding.

Jovelyn Custodio lives in BF Parañaque and has to take 3 PUJ and 1
bus just to go to school everyday

Maybe I really should visit there and chill out for a month.

did anyone else have any crush with their teacher?
Right now, I'm going after this Armenian one. I found out that she could be teaching medical law (which I picked for 2nd year). I'm looking forward for Sept :^)

Why are we still discussing Jovelyn? I think Anons should be off limits, leave this shit to tripfags.

>be manilenyo
>take a bath
>nowater.jpg
>suddenly light rain
>free water
>drown in flashflood
>get rescued by rubber boats ni erap made from tires of all the trucks banned in manila
>finally an ambulance
>get mugged and stabbed on my way to hospital
>pay 49,998 pesos because philhealth only grants you 2 pesos
>i'm hungry
>nurses gave me food
>it's pag-pag and milk tea
>get food poisoned
>pay other 50,000 pesos
>get some rest
>the bed is shaking
>tfw earthquake
>whole hospital broke down instantly
>go home and ride bus
>arrive after 24 hours on bus station
>get hostaged
>get stabbed again
>die
>get buried in a cemetery in a 15 story stacked high grave
>squatters move and build house on your grave

>live in BF Parañaque
>the guy next door is one SLEX away

You'll get a cold if you sleep naked.

>no / shit internet
Oh you would be surprised once you visit here. Right now, there are only few people here who use the internet so it won't be snail-pace like on cities.

Well, it's not really the sights I'm after, but I rarely refuse an offer of a good friends.

Also, I mostly visit Nueva Ecija since my mom is from there. It's literally nothing but rice paddies. Having mountains and beaches to see is a definite upgrade.

chink

Hahaha. Liar liar :3

what's an onomatopoeia

you can't use google, just try your best.

>not using anonymize all feature in Sup Forums x

Thanks marcos and the Nationalist party

*a good friend
Sorry, I blame my fat fingers

>hiding shit under the rug

>live in Parañaque
>SLEX became the measuring distance of every place you go because your place is only accessible through SLEX

blame KBL tbhwy

but that will make you come here and take care of me, right?

Welp, time to switch to history.

>be marcos
>build PNR so you can go to places in Taguig, Muntinlupa, and the cities in Laguna
>build SLEX so BF Parañaque finally has their first major road
>still has to pay 50 pesos for the toll gate

>giving attention to tripfag and starting pointless drama.