>go to germany
>there is an average amount of germs
Go to germany
>Go to the USA
>there's no essay to give in order to enter the country
>go to UK
>it's neither united nor a kingdom
Kek'd
>go to Russia
>everyone is taking their time
>go to croatia
>there's barely any crow in sight
>go to Sweden
>everyone is bitter
>go to china
>people are indeed shy
>go to Ireland
>everyone is mellow
nice
>go to Mongolia
>there are no Jamaicans going anywhere
>Go to morroco
>There's LITERALLY no rock bands
good one
Noice.
>Go to Canada
>They can only subtract
>go to Bahrain
>it's just a desert
>go to Tuscany
>no walruses, rhinos, elephants, or boars in sight
WTF
>go to norway
>can travel in every other cardinal direction
>go to Somalia
>it's actually quite spacious
>go to thailand
>no tile on land
>go to Estonia
>the landscape isn't mountainous or rocky at all
>Go to Italy
>Didn't meet a single person called Lee :'(
>go to spain
>nobody was in pain
>go to Nicaragua
>can't find any nigga named Ragua
>Go to israel
>It actually exists
>go to denmark
>i cant find mark of den
>go to ethiopia
>they don't eat or have hope
>go to Djibouti
>the women do indeed have well-formed buttocks
>Go to Netherlands
>it's not a tundra
>Go to Finland
>I found the land
>go to Haiti
>I can see why people hate it
>go to Hungary
>everyone appears to be well-fed
>go to Turkey
>nobody celebrates Thanksgiving
>go to Romania
>no kayak enthusiasts
>go to vatican
>nobody can make watnik
>Go to Greenland
>No one's even heard of "Snoop Dogg"
>Go To Hawaii
>Because
>go to Tonga
>everyone wears trousers
>go to brazil
>i free my zeal for bra
>go to Armenia
>no military in sight
>go to aquitaine
>everybody is single
>go to New Zealand
>the zeal is kinda old
>go to Egypt
>wallet gets stolen
Bahrain is an island m8
>go to the Philippines
>my peen can indeed get its fill
>Go to Korea
>No one has job
>go to gregoria
>only wladimirs here
...
>go to australia
>can't feel any stray awe
>visit Belarus
>didn't get any pretty ruses.
>go to sweden
>wednes day isnt their favorite
>go to Poland
>can't find the kung fu panda
Still a desert.
>go to Madagascar
>can't find any penguins
Kek
>Go to Iran
>Walked everywhere
>go to hungary
>Gary is hun not white
kek
>go to the Czech Republic
>nobody has dubs
>go to India
>no one likes me
>Go to Uruguay
>It's actually filled with straight people
>go to lithuania
>no little waynes anywhere
>go to Antarctica
>none of my relatives even live there
>go to Madagascar
>can only find diesel
true
>Go to Liechtenstein
>Rocks there don't glow in the dark
I had to say this one aloud before I realized it. Good job.
>go to ja-pan
>there is a no german who has a pan
>go to Korea
>no rhea birds or Rhea Pearlman in sight
lies, Uruguay is the gayest country of Latinamerica
>go to Niger
>yep
lel
...
>go to America
>get shot
delet this
>go to the Sirius Constellation
>No one gives a fuck about the stars
Alaska still does.
>Go to England
>No middle aged VCR repairmen in sight
>go to Scotland
>Not a single Scott in sight