Go to germany

>go to germany
>there is an average amount of germs

>Go to the USA
>there's no essay to give in order to enter the country

>go to UK
>it's neither united nor a kingdom

Kek'd

>go to Russia
>everyone is taking their time

>go to croatia
>there's barely any crow in sight

>go to Sweden
>everyone is bitter

>go to china
>people are indeed shy

>go to Ireland
>everyone is mellow

nice

>go to Mongolia
>there are no Jamaicans going anywhere

>Go to morroco
>There's LITERALLY no rock bands

good one

Noice.

>Go to Canada
>They can only subtract

>go to Bahrain
>it's just a desert

>go to Tuscany
>no walruses, rhinos, elephants, or boars in sight
WTF

>go to norway
>can travel in every other cardinal direction

>go to Somalia
>it's actually quite spacious

>go to thailand
>no tile on land

>go to Estonia
>the landscape isn't mountainous or rocky at all

>Go to Italy
>Didn't meet a single person called Lee :'(

>go to spain
>nobody was in pain

>go to Nicaragua
>can't find any nigga named Ragua

>Go to israel
>It actually exists

>go to denmark
>i cant find mark of den

>go to ethiopia
>they don't eat or have hope

>go to Djibouti
>the women do indeed have well-formed buttocks

>Go to Netherlands
>it's not a tundra

>Go to Finland
>I found the land

>go to Haiti
>I can see why people hate it

>go to Hungary
>everyone appears to be well-fed

>go to Turkey
>nobody celebrates Thanksgiving

>go to Romania
>no kayak enthusiasts

>go to vatican
>nobody can make watnik

>Go to Greenland
>No one's even heard of "Snoop Dogg"

>Go To Hawaii
>Because

>go to Tonga
>everyone wears trousers

>go to brazil
>i free my zeal for bra

>go to Armenia
>no military in sight

>go to aquitaine
>everybody is single

>go to New Zealand
>the zeal is kinda old

>go to Egypt
>wallet gets stolen

Bahrain is an island m8

>go to the Philippines
>my peen can indeed get its fill

>Go to Korea
>No one has job

>go to gregoria
>only wladimirs here

...

>go to australia
>can't feel any stray awe

>visit Belarus
>didn't get any pretty ruses.

>go to sweden
>wednes day isnt their favorite

>go to Poland
>can't find the kung fu panda

Still a desert.

>go to Madagascar
>can't find any penguins

Kek

>Go to Iran
>Walked everywhere

>go to hungary
>Gary is hun not white

kek

>go to the Czech Republic
>nobody has dubs

>go to India
>no one likes me

>Go to Uruguay
>It's actually filled with straight people

>go to lithuania
>no little waynes anywhere

>go to Antarctica
>none of my relatives even live there

>go to Madagascar
>can only find diesel

true

>Go to Liechtenstein
>Rocks there don't glow in the dark

I had to say this one aloud before I realized it. Good job.

>go to ja-pan
>there is a no german who has a pan

>go to Korea
>no rhea birds or Rhea Pearlman in sight

lies, Uruguay is the gayest country of Latinamerica

>go to Niger
>yep

lel

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>go to America
>get shot

delet this

>go to the Sirius Constellation
>No one gives a fuck about the stars

Alaska still does.

>Go to England
>No middle aged VCR repairmen in sight

>go to Scotland
>Not a single Scott in sight