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How're de lads edition

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Think they're all studying for the Junior Cert.

Have a busy day tomorrow.

Have to get up early (I'll get no sleep) and go to an open day, apply for a course, then look into an enquiry about education subsidies for a different course, try and not spend 2 hours again looking for a bus home, and then an appointment with my counsellor.

Was also going to go to the GP but she was booked up.

de lads are alri

gonna play yuro truck simulater when i get home
>tfw they dont include ireland
WE ARE EUROPEAN TOO FFS

Why not do something with your friends instead.

>friends
t-they're busy haha right
i only have aquantiances honestly. havent had a proper friend since i came here

Ask them to do something once in-a-while, like just "hangout" you know.

What do you do at lunch in school? Do you talk to people? Play basketball?

>lunch at school
everyones got their cliques so i cant hang out with someone i get along with without being surrounded by 10 twats i dont know
i have this hangout with a bunch of lads every week where we work on cars. probably get along with the people there better than anyone else tb h. almost all are nonwhite too lol, more proof that irish arent white

Well atleast you have some socialization.

Ask to hang out with them lads afterwards.

Just booked flights to Amsterdam lads.

Getting those €50 returns? I was over 2 weeks ago and got completely mashed for 4 days.

>haven't been falling asleep until 5-6am recently
>have exam at 9 tomorrow

It's not like I was going to pass anyways.

I'd take the advice of benzolad there, and take some benzos.
Or get yourself some cans, get buckled, and pass out.

where the feck did everyone go?

Getting discharged from monthly shrink visits next week lads,feels good.
Well hopefully.

whats wrong with your head?

Were you required to go to them or something.

Watching anime.

if you are the lad going to the dam,the magical celtic clover over there helps with depression apparently.

thats why they have medical licenses for it in burgerland.

Well,first I was diagnosed schizo but that was false,I had totally lost my mind and shit though.
My actual diagnosis is OCD but my psych just wanted to keep tabs on me to see how I was doing.
I stopped going to my therapist about a month ago for it cause everything was going good in the head department.
Yeah pretty much mane,what anime you watching atm?
Watching K-On myself.

Literally can't stop drinking lads
Had my first seizure last week

Are you herionlad?
>magical celtic clover
Is that a name of truffle?

holy shit,you alright man?
Cut down on the drink man,everything going alright at the moment for you?

Eureka Seven. Was watching it on and off for months but it started getting good so I marathoned about 15 episodes today.

Think he means weed.

Nice,K-On is fucking good though,highly suggest watching it.
What is Eureka Seven about?

No, not Heroinlad

Yeah, probably should cut back desu
Been drinking upwards of a litre of Vodka or Jameson daily for the last month or two
Got a week of holiday at work soon, was gonna go travel with the missus, will probably check into detox instead

Mechs that can surf in the sky and also romance. Lots of lewd hand holding in recent episodes.

You should cut back,you should fucking quit actually,your liver is gonna turn to shit man.
A seizure should be a wake up call buddy

desu mate get out of ya bubble and think things through.

I don't really watch anime.

>seizure

stop necking supermarket value vodka and go back to bottles of wine.

its d' pot at the end of the rainbow.

>lots of lewd hand holding

Fully agree m8. Thank God I haven't been caught up in this life for a long time so it ought to be possible to leave without issue.

I've held my job throughout the ordeal, never even did anything really embarrassing or stupid, like driving wasted. My tolerance was just fucked from the beginning due to being on the heavier side regarding weight, also my parents were drunks. Don't mean to make up excuses, just trying to explain where I come from.

I am thinking things through of course,I'm making weekly changes to myself.
Iv'e started eating well,getting active and trying to look my best.
May not be up for going out and that but i'm taking things one step at a time.
A sensible night with a few of the lads is a better idea.

Yeah I get you man,but just settle down for the people around you,it's also best you get some help with this :)
Are you living in Germany atm?

sounds like your making progess.

just dont stay in watching anime and not showering.

cutting yourself off is bad in itself. its too easy if you live in a ruralish area.

Not just atm, born and raised here. One side of the family came from Ireland during the famine and I hate to play into stereotypes, but they've been drunks, the lot of them with not a single exception kek.

Would like to visit Ireland one day, I remember my great-grandfather speaking Gaelic (when drunk) but it just stopped being passed on to the next generations.

Sorry if that post was too muh heritage for your tastes, I fully identify as German and have virtually no ties to Ireland. That said, it still seems like a nice country to visit.

Wash myself daily man,I have OCD kek.
Nah seriously though,I do take good care of myself.
I'm not a crazy social reclusive type,I just like anime man.And yes I do live ruraly,I also do try and make the best of it too ;)
That's actually quite an interesting history,never new famine ships arrived in Germany.
Come over some time and check out the sites on the west coast.

Conas atá sibh?

Thanks mate! What would visiting the West Coast entail? I don't know much about Ireland save for Limerick and Dublin.

Yeah, apparently my family came from Cork in 1845 or so, at least that's what I've been told.

taim go maith go raibh maith agat agus tu fein?

need some sex t b h lads

Táim ag mothú tuirseach toisc go bhfuil scrúdaithe agam 's bím ag déanamh staidéar ó maidin go hoíche.

ollscoil?

wonder what the whole point of life is

i just dont know anymore

Sea, déanaim staidéar ar eolaíocht cógaisíochta.

Seen some lad in town today wearing antifa badges
didn't know we had those types in Ireland

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t. my uncle
t. my uncle

fear cliste. cen sort pointi sna ardteistiméireacht?

I know.

>i just dont know anymore
That implies you knew to begin with.

Oh go raibh maith agat, is duine cineálta thú.
Fuair mé 390 san ardteist.

wew, cheap me go mbeadh 500+ riachtanach

Hello. How are American accents viewed in Ireland by the average person?

the word nazi is has just lost all meaning. it's literally used for anyone who says something against a left wing policy

also the lad I seen was wearing another badge saying goodnight white pride
literally never seen or heard of any type of white nationalism in ireland

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Who is the best whore in Ireland lads. I need a ride.

just be yourself

Mise chomh maith, ach nuair a bhfaca mé an cúrsa ar suíomh CAO - bhí mé chomh sásta le píobaire.

Annoying as hell. They sound weird, stick out like a sore thumb and on average their voices are too loud.

American accents have the stereotype of sounding stupid. it doesn't help that most yanks are loud.
but most people like yanks I'd say

yer aul one

not positively or negatively for the most part, people will just assume you're a tourist and may strike a conversation up with you. would give you an edge with girls probably.

have a 3 in willy lads. will I ever find love?

>would give you an edge with girls probably.
No it wouldn't.

you underestimate how thick Irish women are

Don't like this whole small Irish dick meme, I've got 6.5 inches but I don't know if that's small or not

Fucking famine and malnutrition along with the church fucked up our anscestors cocks

>would give you an edge with girls probably

I hope so.

I would never do such a thing. If they do have sex with him it will be for some reason other than his accent. He might get laid if they think he has money or is genuinely attractive but not because of his accent.

I actually do desu wasn't a meme. it kills me on the inside

That's quite odd data because we're far from the smallest in height. wonder why we do so bad in the penis department

God is real and he hates the Irish.

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I don't know are you grown up yet.

Honestly, I am not hoping that my accent (I have a pretty neutral General American accent from the north east) is attractive necessarily, just that it is not considered unattractive.

I would highly suggest you travel the wild atlantic way and maybe in land in south Kerry a good bit.
There are some amazing ring forts on the west coast.
Read up more about it is what I would suggest to you.

If I could live the hermit life i would

I'm 20 lid
I'm also 6'2" it's literally only my knob that's small

funny

An American who looked about 5 worked in an office with me with a bunch of girls. He cucked the fuck out of me and every other Irish man in the place.

I'm 5'7 with 5.5 inches. Want to trade.

It depends how loud and grating it is really. It shouldn't be much of a hindrance.

Just be sure to make some IRA contacts while you're here so you can send us some weaponry after you get home.

Cé mhead daoine anseo a bhfuil Gaeilge maith/líofa acu?

Uhh maith an buachaill? Mo gaeilge uafasach

I'll never get a relationship unless it's with some weirdo who doesn't care about sex
you might be a Manlet but you can still have a healthy relationship

Feicim é sin haha.

Well your hormones don't stop till you're 21, so maybe there's a chance it'll grow, did you talk to your doctor about it, maybe you have a hormone imbalance then again I'm talking out my arse

>manlet
>health relationship

Don't give us false hopes.

Find a weirdo that doesn't care about sex then.

Having a small dick isn't so bad. When you think about it it kinda absolves you of all your obligations to the human race. Bad things become good. For example, in those recent terrorist attacks in Belgium and France the majority of the people killed would have found your pain amusing, so now that they're dead your life just got a little better.

Try to think of it like that.

Saw an ex with a 6 foot freak today. I'm sure she loves him for his personality.

>be me
>be the lanky fuck in my group

How is 6 foot a manlet?

Took 40mg of flubromazepam just now so I can be up early. it's really alcohol you need to mix them with to get the somnolent effectthough

Lol manlet.

OCD unless extreme on the yale brown ocd scale is easily manageable as you get older

Didn't say it was. I'm saying I'm a manlet.

nasally and too precise enunciation

Too precise? Please explain, I have never heard that before.

Your enunciation of words is very precise, apart from you know rednecks and the west coat thing.

you enunciate every word very precisely whilst other accents, even american ones are lazier

why try so hard to be edgy

Is this in reference to how I stated I am from the north east? I speak General American English, which is pretty much what you are going to hear from any movie from the United States.

>Is this in reference to how I stated I am from the north east?
I wasn't aware of this initially but now that you mention it, yes.

When you have a small dick the majority of the human race is your enemy, so why shouldn't a small dicked man delight in the suffering of normies the way normies do to them?

The realization that you're considered subhuman by the society and the liberation that comes with that is literally the only good thing about having a small dick.

But of course the normies don't want small dicked men to have that either. For some reason normies think they're entitled to the sympathies of the people they torment their entire lives.

Okay.

Go on mones.