Which part of Slovakia is nicest, do you have any east/west rivalry?

Which part of Slovakia is nicest, do you have any east/west rivalry?

it's a meme country, north is confused Poles and south is confused Hungarians.

also: GIVE JUSTICE

hi where are catholic grills

thx

nicest ist probably the region under high tatras also caled Liptov also regiond Horehrone and Podpolanie are very nice
the best to live are the cities near the river Váh imho(Trenčín for example)

not exactly east/west rivalry. it is more like easterners come to study/work to the west and westerners dislike their behaviour here(when eastern dialect spoken people in Bratislava are so mad). However the east is getting richer every year so there is a hope they will stop coming here one day...

nice. i havent seen this one yet desu

podpoľanie

say no more, famalam

high tatras

RIGHTFUL HUNGARIAN CLAY

found this photo of Slovak christians on google, i know all of them haha

>nice
>Slovakia

When you named your country were you hungery?

gypsy country

>Magyarország

I love our Slovak bros so much I'd annex them without a second thought so we can protect them from the evils of this world :3

Alright you fucking untermensch

>north is confused Poles and south is confused Hungarians.

It's all fertile.

>Gypsy majority municipalities
Jesus Christ

how fertile are we talking

Hungarian is a fucked up languege.
We just call it Macaristan and when we refer it's people we use Macar. Ten times more simple and advanced

If I'd fap and cum on a map of Slovakia, few Slovak women would get pregnat.

magyar=macar
ország=istan
how is it more simple?

Whole Slovakia is the nicest country in the Earth. I like it so much I've spend whole my vacations there but now I don't have money. Sad.

How is Zilina?

Of all places you choose to go to slovakia

Can you explanation this joke to me

Slovakia has more farmland than France. It's a very fertile country. Agriculture is the major industry there.

It's Žilina, you racist bigot.

>Zsolna

No it's Dschilina

Can I move to Slovakia? Is it nice over there?

None.
It looks like a call of duty map. Not nice therefore.

>no population
what happens there

fomer nuclear test ground

Who are "slovaks"?

What is "slovakian" language?

They and czechs are the same people

I like these guys.

Slovaks are the Mexico of Czechia.

Not really. Our agriculture couldn't withstand the cost competition of the Polish products.

We have the lowest proportion of domestic made groceries on our market.

You could say that our agriculture has been destroyed. Our greatest sacrifice to European integration.

>choosing EU over Czechoslovakia
digging your own grave there Fero

The biggest percentage of the EU budget goes to agricultural subsidies. It's fuckibg ironic.

The problem was that Poles can produce on much bigger scale and more cheaply. We could never compete with vast Polish fields.

Slovak consumers don't care about country of origin, they're interested in price.

What produce can I buy that will allow me to support Slovakian agriculture?

>this fucking stupid meme country has more people than my entire country

I can't imagine there even being any cultural differences or anything going on there. What has ever happened in Slovakia? I struggle to grasp how there are cities and towns in the same numbers as here there yet I don't know anything about anything there.

apparently it's the most pro-Russia country in the EU, or so I've heard

No you cant.
No its all ugly dont come.

you beat us in number of mosques and muslims tho

could be, lot of people hate russians, lot of people hate USA

>I struggle to grasp
They are not a fucking Sultanat nor getting fucked in the arse from sand-niggers.

Also KeK. Unless you are memeing you've got some not so accurate informations. They hate Russians.