Take screenshot of email

>take screenshot of email
>attach it
>delete text

Take that NSA

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>copy and paste each character of my password from a news article
Got em

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Or you could just encrypt it.

What if they look through the images with OCR? You should hide that image inside another image.

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>Take a video of smoke signals and then chop the video up into snippets of varying size that are morse code for the password to the archive

Writing in rhyme is the way,
So the post looks like a poem to the NSA.

>Me and a few other people get together and invent a language that only we understand

>Use it in all communications, email, phone, text, chat

>Botnet data mining algorithms can't make sense of what we're saying

I like to randomly add keywords to all of my emails.

bomb Allah airport virgins infidels Iran

ingenius

>Try to communicate only using modern art so NSA can't read
>The NSA is already using art
google.com.au/amp/s/off-guardian.org/2015/07/01/modern-art-was-cia-weapon/amp/

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>write message on penis
>send dick pics for correspondence
>wipe it off after
The perfect crime.

If you invented it, or shared it, via any electronic communication, it could be potentially compromised. Otherwise, I don't see a problem with this.

But my penis can fit less characters than an SMS message.

>send dick pic to underage relative
>go to prison and get anally raped

>send dick pic
>FBI doesn't believe an adult could have such a tiny dick
>arrezted

What if we
cannot rhyme
woe be me
shitpost mine

This solution obviously only applies to men.

good thread

>add "just kidding" to the end of all my messages
>now it's not valid in court

"I'm going to kill the president, just kidding"

Take that, FBI

>implying there are girls on the internet

neural networks are at the point where they are better than humans at reading text like that

unfortunately humans still make the decisions surrounding the use of these amazing neural networks you speak of

"Hey Joe, I have an idea"
"and what's that"
"let's prioritize all the images with good resolution"
"that sounds stupid"
"but people are more likely to use high resolution images nowadays"
>image gets sent to the end of the queue

Lefthandedfag here,your method doesn't work

Well shit, I ain't never claimed to be a scientist. Just use it with other prototype technology like this , this and this .

all this reads is i am i giant faggot please rape my face

That's a thicc-ass kangaroo.

No they're not.

The US Marines employed the Navajo during WW2 so that they could use their language as a faux encryption method. It worked perfectly, the Japanese never broke it. iirc it was so dissimilar to anything they had heard before that they thought the communications were a diversion, and that they were missing the real message. The Navajo ended up being considered bro tier in general by the rest of the marines, it was common for the others to volunteer to carry their radios for them (radio equipment was and still is very heavy).
The problem is you have to create a language that is in no way similar to any other known language. The reason the Navajo were used was because they had developed entirely independent from any other culture alive. It's practically impossible to synthesise a language without using elements from your native tongue, and there really aren't any undocumented cultures to take from nowadays.
I don’t really know why I just typed all of this but fuck it.

Fun fact: Kangaroos have three vaginas.

I too, watched Windtalkers.

I don't know what that is. Is it good?

IMAGINE

you can only fuck one vagina at a time so i dont see the benefit, unless you had 3 dicks or something

You clearly don't know the reference

Inb4 just kidding becomes the "Heil Hitler" sequence of 2k18 and Turing 2 will crack neocryptography through this.

>not posting all your text in this format

>put quotation marks around everything you write
>claim you are quoting someone
>can't be used in court

"Eat my shorts, FBI :^) "

>not using cookies

youtube.com/watch?v=ohd0aT3m__k

>McMichael claimed this post was a joke

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heh. i thought of something similar years ago, but to make it more difficult you xor the file with some public key or something agreed upon. you would email a garbage blob and the other person would have to reconstruct the file.

never did any testing because i have no friends and no one to write or test shit like this.

are you a black person?

Well, that was disappointing.

imgur.com/gallery/E8s43

No, he's a chav.

Fucking fun.

kek

>This solution obviously only applies to penis-havers.
FTFY.

Even the male ones?