Turning 30 in a few days, Sup Forums

Turning 30 in a few days, Sup Forums.
What should I gift myself?

Death

dentures

you are not suppose to "gift" yourself

Now it's not time for death.
That comes later.
Sadly, all my teeth are intact, m8.
Tho I would change all to implants for a giggle.
Why not, m8?

what have you done to be deserving of treat

I don't always get what I deserve, m8.

People rarely do, m8.

Anyway go for a bottle of the best arak or a new hookah if you smoke.

A car

A crane

Fuck a prostitute and gift yourself with aids

a pair of azebajamas

A dick up your ass, you unsufferable faggot

autism

A lot of weed to smoke, then jack off

Got full desk of finest drinks man can wish for and a few hookas, some even museum-worth. Other suggestions?
Have a best one possible already, m8.
I'm married, m8. And adultery is a very bad thing.
I will have to get them all from your ass first, which is too much work.
You can't own a Crane, m8.
Images of Eldritch Machine are not for possession.

>What should I gift myself?

A loaded handgun and a long walk in Caucasus.

Wizardhood.
>inb4 its too late.

15 years too late already, m8.
No regrets.

I'm not your mate you lowlife

What this user said

>Other suggestions?

Hmm, maybe a trip to macau or dubai or some other high-priced vacation area

Then take that user and get a room, faggot.
In a middle of working season?
Nah m8, I want something extraordinary for once.
Everyone always gift me ties, pens, shirts, etc. Got fucking tired already.

>I will have to get them all from your ass first, which is too much work.
For that you'd need to pay your way out of your shithole :^)

How about this

came into the thread just to post this

Robe and wizard hat, unless you're a normie who missed his chance to ascend.

That's not a problem, I just have to skip paying your mums ailments for a few months.
Man, I'm 30, not 15.
Also, I prefer hashish.

So original, m8.
You're the next Gram Chapman, no less.

Do that then.
Even better do it with your wife and have some really steaming hot sex

>sex under hash
When was the last time you smoked, m8?

2 weeks ago, never tried hash before tho

Hash is for thinking, fighting and killing in cold blood, not for sex.
And really, I left drugs years ago, any kind.

Sounds dank

Eh, it just clears your thought and dulls emotions.
Usually just one emotion that you were experiencing during smoking stays and becomes dominant.

I would say it's just a more cerebral,
lucid and concentrated version of smoking weed

A redhead prostitute

you should gift yourself 1 fap on your penis

A horse and a poncho.

Borchali

Treat yourself and the missus to a nice walk in the nature and a nice dinner. No family and/or friends.

this

Azeri confirmed for sharp comebacks. Have a nice birthday, m9!

> Germany
> suggesting death
You can't make this shit up

>adultery is a very bad thing
it's not cheating if she's with you you dofus
gift yourself a trio