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Fear and Loathing edition

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karen

First for fuck /brit/

uhhh some privacy please

this 2bh

me % the gf

grimefu

the bf

=0% lamo

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listening to animal collective

>me % the gf

Okey dokey.

went shit after MPP desu

maisie

is an uggo slag

the gf

good post

Taking more of these pills lads fuck it.

haha take the load of them in one go
as a joke xx

so then lads what did you think about the new game of thrones episode?

im very glad osha wasn't able to kill ramsey

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organizing my bookshelf
How's it looking lads?
Still a bit of a mess at the bottom full of junk papers

Good organisation lad. Some top notch selections right there too.

where are you going to keep your fedora?

very british

did that before

just walk up with a headache and crisps everywhere

Were the crisps there before you took the pills?

on my hat rack dummy

>win a game of fifa
>get disconnected during the highlights and it counts as a loss
oh fuck off EA
had enough of your shit

no, downstairs

30mg etizolam may have been some alcohol involved

Who /neet/ here?

Where I work there are Korean teachers too and they always fucking end class late, they never fucking clean the white board, seriously fuck Koreans

not for long

exchange their whiteboard pens for permanent markers covertly

nah i'm quite messy

how long now untio slither.io becomes a /brit/ thing?

This is fucking genius.

>Canadians who live in the UK have absolutely no problem bashing the english

explain yourself engcucks, most of this article is true though so it would be pretty hard

theglobeandmail.com/opinion/britain-has-an-ethnic-problem-the-english/article15792740/comments/

do believe my internet is being throttled
m'lady

watching the britaboo yank review grime choons again
youtube.com/watch?v=PwHEB7QKKgc

never happen in your school a teacher would do it by accident?

Drew this with a mouse lads. It's an album cover: youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

>posting shit tier entry level vipe

youtube.com/watch?v=eR9rvzqNmiI

Yeah but nobody did it deliberately.

59487878
cheers for the (You) boyo

It's a classic you bellend

express.co.uk/news/world/670888/Sharia-patrol-Vienna-beat-dad-protecting-daughter

youtube.com/watch?v=gbu_1kMcSgU

having a glass of brandy and orange juice

does it taste nice

yes, it masks it really well done, it about 50/50
never done this before but had no coke

Vodka and apple juice go very well together

neighbours sound like they've just got back from a night out, they're playing music loudly and girls are singing to it

dunno where they could have been, it's a monday

t. 15 year old girl

Fuckin diggin the violin plucks in that

good drinks deals on mondays where i live

youtube.com/watch?v=4W11rp6UYpM

robbie williams is the GOAT lads

can't drink vodka anymore because of my exploits with pic related whilst i was a

it's also exam time, no student nights are on

>can't drink vodka anymore because of my exploits with pic related
wahey me too
flavoured vodka and lemonade i can still do, but regular makes me want to throw up

I drink my tesco vodka straight lad, like fucking paint thinner it just a nice drink

saw some leaflet cucks today for student night 2bh

utter madman

i cannot drink vodka at all anymore. the taste makes me sick to my stomach

yeah flavoured absolut is alri becausse you can proper taste the flavour but i'd always pick brandy given the choice anyway
>the irish

>flavoured vodka

flavoured absolut is good
ciroc is good
smirnoff lime is just about bearable too

Literally tastes like nothing when mixed

Now I know to never ask /brit/ about alcohol

No wonder the Continentals have such disdain

>Drinking a nice beer or tasteful mixed drink? Nah 'tis not for me m'lady I must drink straight vodka to prove I am a man!

remember seeing at my student union a big transparent box which you could put ping pong balls into and it was called the "consent box"

yeah that's true, but the moment i taste it i'm like nah and pretty much have to stop drinking it

My grandmother used to make her own Dandelion and Burdock

Tasted pretty rank but we drank it anyway

never tried any of the others
might get some apple ciroc to celebrate success right
just need some success first
>mixing your drinks any weaker than 1:3

>he's never drunk so much of a particular drink that he can no longer stomach it at all
casual
i used to be able to drink vodka straight, but gag whenever i taste it now

ciroc is expensive and probably not worth it, but it's very very nice

you can mix majority ciroc and a small bit of lemonade and it's still good

>tfw the normans make fun of it because it has "gay" in the name

thats quite cool

normies are at it again
don't they care that some people still have exams

>>he's never drunk so much of a particular drink that he can no longer stomach it at all

ITT:

>heh I bet you've never had as little impulse control as me!

ruined screech for myself

>drinking anything other than brandy distilled exclusively in the French town of Cognac

>tfw rake starts up again in two (2) days

cannot wait lads

>I drink my alcohol neat
>I drink my coffee black
>I eat my steak raw

>Because I have refined tastes

>cold showers

Simply cannot believe this lads

express.co.uk/news/uk/670732/Britons-Jedis-Armed-Forces-Census-Royal-British-Legion

cold showers are legit in summer desu

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are robbie lads

Might write a play

What about?

What kind of a play dawg?? Been meaning to write as well.

Might write a song

Graduating this year lads. Gonna be a full time waster now

>mixing your spirits
>putting anything in your coffee
>eating your steak more than rare
>sleeping in a soft bed rather than a board
>using pillows
>using blankets
>having hot showers
>eating sweets
>not lifting
>buying food from a supermarket
>watching TV
>playing videogames
>watching porn
>not cooking your own food
>not farming your own food
>not hunting your own food
>not collecting early morning dew to drink
>not building your own house/computer/car
>not watching anime
>not owning land
>not owning your own business

might produce a grime riddim

no hes just cooler than you B)

Wish I was 6'4 and not 6'3 lads

done and done for me
literally no idea what to do now
I've thought about traveling but idk

(H)

Play set in rural Ireland in 21st century about the collapse of a family unit and how certain characters deal with the realisation the world is a different less moral place. Full of cuckolding and drama and starring Brendan gleeson

wish i was 6'3 not 5'11 desu