/asean/

musical edition

Si mayor ang mauna

Fact: there are more filipinos on asean tha n malays indonesians, vietnamese and signaporeans combined

I want a tight butthole that a finger can't push into

IKAAPAX

What was your lunch lads?

I got this glazed with honey

What bridge is this?

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what should I have for tanghali?
Bulalo or nilaga?

Tite ko gus2 mo?

Fucking flips and their /soc/ bullshit.

Semen

>lord jewben finally releases the goypendium
>features a new mm with a minimum amount of neets/kids/poorfags
>gonna probably recalibrate my current 4k mmr to 10k mmr, the tier where I truly belong.

thank you based cold toad. see you faggots in a couple of months.

My squirts.

adobo m8

Explain this to me brother. I used to believe that whenever I buy shit I always get matched with ez opponents in mmr. I've since purchased 2 arcanas.

Sinigang

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lomi, comrade

i don't know about that. but when you buy this compendium, you're going to be allowed to participate on a new match making where only the compendium owners are allowed to participate in. basically eliminating the chance to play the majority of squatters and kids who can't afford to buy the pass.

t. chang wei lei

Ha?

so mad
ulol,kita tayo sa recto,ano? puta?
that won't fill me up

there's only pagi here

Too much noodles i feel like having UTI

PUTANG INA INUNAHAN PA ANG MEYOR

OP confirmed best taste

So I just had the worst day of my life.
Someone fucking kill me.

If you kill yourself, you win.

If you kill your office mates, they win.

If you kill your president, he wins.

If you kill your family, they win.

JUST FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING DAY SENPAI THIS LITERALLY CAN'T GET ANY WORSE
I SWEAR I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER SOMEONE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO IT IS I'LL FUCKING DO IT

Death Note, clearly he's killing people for """justice"""

If you kill somebody, he wins.

Cite its because of 4chinz then we get range IP ban

are the white things bones?

I don't like tocino,they're too sweet

i wanna see it too, post link plz

what's a batingting?

tite

agong

are any of you here Tanods?

Tfw PLDT IS SO FUCKING SHIT

Tamod only.

tamad only

They should be given lighting rods tbqh.

>wanted to buy a physical copy because it's 400 pesos cheaper
>reserved the last copy in datablitz in fucking muntinlupa because every place was out of stock
>had a fucking scratches in it
>another choice I had was in laguna
You've got be fucking kidding me

Just kill yourself mate

Killing myself over DS3 isn't even worth it

>vidya
Fucking loser
I hope Duterte bans this degenerate shit

>living in BF Homes Parañaque


toppest of keks

Can't afford one and have to stick to your Dota?

only no life losers play vidya mate. Get a real hobby or something.

Like what, jacking off to your katulong?

Sorry faggot, I'm not a squatter like u

NiCe??

kekman

Recommend me some THICC women to fap to

Hey guys it's me Billy Mays here with a new product

there's a copy of that in Edsa shang atm

Living in tondo so it's worse in a way

it's not that bad, at least everything is accessbile in tondo without having to pass through an expressway. the tondo myth is slowly disappearing, even the most poverty-stricken area in Tondo during the 90s like Bambang, Masangkay, and Abad Santos has drastically inproved over the years, abad santos looks shit right now because dumb people be like erap pa more

they should invest in this

The problem is the keep importing them there

What's your favorite song, /asean/?

BF homes looks wonderful when I googled it.

What happened did someone belittled you in dota or something.

Will Dutdut ban this pizza with beer crust?

Wonder what it taste like

They just use beer in the dough before cooking, doesn't taste very different but the crust is less dense

t. baker

it aint gonna get you fucked up senpai

My "palenke trip" lunch today:
2pcs tofu = 8pesos sa palenke
1 slice porkchop = 10pesos
packed vegetables (yung hinahalo sa lumpia) ready to eat = 10pesos
labuyo = 3pieces for 2pesos
soy sauce = 8 php
total: 38 pesos
tokwat porkchop dipped in spicy soy sauce + veggies. pwede na rin

my Imouto hates me for the shit I've done today
>sniffing on her used socks
>pushed myself on her rito style
>called my imouto by her kawaii nickname when I dropped her over at tomodachis place

Imouto told me to kms

;_;

REEEEEEE

WHY CANT SISCONIA BE REAL

KAMI-SAMA NO BAKA

taena mga flips dito andami nyo! lol !

that's just creepy

Ooookay, that's just creepy.

Tell her you're sorry for being such a creepy weeaboo.

I'm a weeaboo and i wouldn't even do it to my own onee-san myself.

smell her panties instead

that's your mom
>Onee-san fetish
vomitchan.jpg
I was in the process her socks was my Entrée and the pantsu was to be the main course

>I'm a weeaboo

why is malay kun such a degenerate is it the anime

Do you boil the white discharge into tea too? Serious question.

i want urine

>im-fucking-plying i have an onee-san fetish

U wot m8?

I'm not the delusional kind of weeb, mind you.

I just like most japan stuff.

Why are so many flips weeb? I mean, thinking about it, being weeb is pretty normie here already.

It's nut just the fillipinos m8.

Indons over here (and probably Malays) are weebs (around the 12-17 age demographic).

I'm betting it also applies to most of the SEA area.

these weebs should make a flip anime

me too ;-;

>I was in the process her socks was my Entrée and the pantsu was to be the main course
noice m8, i wish i had a sister like you, i always end up smelling my mum's pantsu instead

I want you, Australia.

Stop this madness

>, being weeb is pretty normie here already.
Yeah, I remember those Dragon Ball paintings on the side of a jeepney once.

form of escapism from the harsh 3rd world reality

because there are no explosions in telenovelas

>9fag posters flooding 4chainz
>tfw muh seekrit club desecrated by these brainless unifag social media dumbfucks


7 years of Sup Forums and this shithole hits an all-time low. we wuz raiding habbo hotels n shiet 10 years ago

Is RPing legal?

minsan may mga bagay na kahit gusto mo
ay kailangan mong bitiwan
may mga tao na kahit napapasaya ka
ay kailangan nating iwasan
may mga desisyon na dapat gawin kahit napipilitan
…
may mga pagkakataon na kapag ginawa mo ang tama
tayo pa ang mahihirapan
dahil may mga bagay na kung pinagpipilitan mo
sa huli ikaw din ang masasaktan..

I sometimes boil my seamen on my sister's egg whites without her noticing
she always nag about the bitter taste afterwards
nope wasn't implying a thing
all I said is oneesans are undiserable hags
did you ever get caught doing the deed?
nEver

>undersirable hags

Well, you got that bit right.

>tfw your onee-san is a dick

Fuck you sis.

How to make those triangle-shaped snacks?
Looks tasty.

Inb4 Five-star paputok

Malaysia OC

checkmate indogs

buy a house in BF Homes Parañaque

>did you ever get caught doing the deed?
never man, if I was caught, i would rather be ded

were you ever caught?

5-star XD

Is that Lumpia ?

Yeah it looks like a lumpia variant stuffed with ground meat