Why do I enjoy shitposting so much?

Why do I enjoy shitposting so much?

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Because YOU'RE awesome

Because you're a silly billy.

It's fun

this is all me

>conception of Australia

It's in our blood.

It makes me forget I was abused by your mum while young

What's the appeal of shitposting?

You were abused by a woman? What are you, a faggot?

What's the appeal of generals and respectful discussion of international cultures?

Answr my question first.

To attempt to fill the void that is your pathetic, meaningless Australian life

Australians are just tryhard Canadians.

It breaks the boring cycle of generals and shitty threads like 'are X white?' It also causes butthurt which is always funny. Further there are always new ways to shitpost which are yet to be discovered

I'm addicted to getting (You)'s.

Because you got a ciggy butt brain

Yous are like the validation of a job well done? That's pretty sad man.

>Implying generals are anything but retards blogposting useless shit
Just let them rot in their own litte space.

Are X white threads are nothing but shitposts themselves.

Because you're a stupid cunt with a small brain.

Are you by any chance a wereshitposter?

Never used Sup Forums while drunk, I'll have to give it a go one day

Actually yes but not because their lives are pathetic. Most shit posters have simply experienced all forms of stimulation and pleasure in life that the only way to achieve it is by constant, well, stimulation. We're not here to have pseudo intellectual bullshit and garner some e-cred, we just want to have fun.

If I wanted to listen to someone blabber about the meaning of life, I'd be on /lit/ listening to the sermons of "the greeks"

>Never used Sup Forums while drunk, I'll have to give it a go one day
Just slammed four glasses of scotchka. The worlds is spiiiiniiiiiing