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doing a poo

Disgusting country 2bh

me poo in loo

>German creating an Austrian edition of /brit/

2 world wars 1 world cup you kraut fuck

What's cooler than being cool?

ice cold

I'd rather a Kraut than an Asian American something.

>begging Americans for help
>""""winning"""" the WC due to a highly dubious goal

top kek

being on fire :^)

Crescent fresh son.

Also, Kraut is p decent, as long as you stay away from actual Sauerkraut. Krautsalat beats that meme dish any day of the week. Bonus points if you know about Blaukraut.

I'm british

Sauerkraut is the curry thing right?

that shits delicious

ALRIGHT NOW LADIES

smoking cigarettes

>not English

sauerkraut is shredded fermented cabbage you fucking idiot

I'm English too lad

No fuck Sauerkraut. Pic related is the only way to eat Kraut. Obviously I'm German so you ought to respect my authority regarding this subject.

noice

do you think rammstein are actually nazi sympathisers or do people just think that because they're german?

What am I thinking of

the sausage curry thing

FOY

Memes aside, is Thatcher to blame for the current state of Wales?

No, the welsh are

No thats the welsh

Rammstein is just catering to the stereotypes for record sales lad.

Also, are our """"work"""" and travel gents causing you trouble? I know plenty of folks who went to Australia for some meme soul-searching.

Order 66

let us be about the business of being about the business

I like Sauerkraut on a fucking sausage.

i've never met a german in real life except for one german exchange student i went to school with who was a stuck up bitch

Wasn't it Thatcher who shut down the miners' unions? What did the Welsh do wrong?

Shag sheep instead of working

Have they found meaning to life Hans

She didn't want to ride you then.
Fuckin Germany.

It's okay with a sausage, only a Debreziner though.

Going to work bye

Have a good day sweetie

No, because they spend their time drinking themselves into oblivion. Then again, that's the meaning of life as far as I'm concerned. 9 AM, off work for the week and I'm already drunk wahey

Hope you little puppets are ready for another day of being manipulated by me... Not that it matters. Heh.

This is fucking good though. Don't give a toss what anyone says.
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What's your job Hans oberlander

pissing it down lads

Also I ran out of dollars and still have 24 hours left here shit how will I eat

i met quite a lot of Germans in Australia and travelled for several weeks with one guy. Nice people, very funny and great to have with you due to their inhumane efficiency and punctuality. Would recommend.

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I'm a software memegineer. Just low level stuff but it pays the booze.

looks like rain here too.. They're threatening a bad rainy season this yeah.

What's up with this?

>yeah
wat.. year*

also go to a cash machine?

are you #agile

You in Bangkok? I'll be there from tomorrow for 4 nights.

got a twin sister who's a lesbian and she and her partner want to have a baby so they want me to impregnate her partner because they think im basically just my sister but with a penis desu

Yeah, where you staying in BKK?

I keep hearing about how bad the muzzie invasion is but all the local schools and places around me are still very white.

Don't wanna withdraw a small amount of dollars because the ATMs charge like 5 dollars per transaction and my bank will be charging me extra on top of that

I'll have to scrounge off my mate and pay him back in baht

Thanks la. We're actually a fairly humorous people, but folk tend to ignore that for the memes.

kek no thank god

Good point need to book a hostel lmao

Be careful doing that in Straya son.
Sperm is a life sentence.

Maybe you live in some literally who midlands city then

lucky tbqh

What you specialise in?

Buisness plan: "guy" is for yanks, say "bloke" instead.

If only Manchester and London are affected when who gives a shit

"Guy" literally comes from a famous character in British history you gump

foy

I know a nice hotel, bit out of the way in a 102% Thai area but a 2 minute walk to the underground and a 5 minute walk from good street food, shops etc. 600 baht a night. It's all shiny new etc.

Let's be real it's better muzzies than donkey lashers

They managed bants.
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Shut the fuck up van der poo jesus

*stirs the runts up*

van der poo, as in pronounced van der póó.
checkmate, Dutch is superior to English.

Cheers mate too pricey though, looking at more £5 a night places

Spent fuckloads on nice hotels on phi phi island and kho samui a few weeks ago

Work doesn't start til 1, what should I do with the morning lads?

I do Java stufff

Sorry mate I'm approaching blackout levels of drunk

Get off Sup Forums and go fuck some Cambodian birds you fucking betamax

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Fuck off I had a threesome last night and I'm hungover in bed

>RHPS remake
Ed Tudor Pole must be rolling in his grave

did you actually la

unreal

Ahh yes if I were travelling Asia I would have non-stop sex

Did you see The Hollow Crown?
Well... Progressive.

Hookers?

Also where the fuck the flags at

Who's the bitch in Sarandon's place?
Looks like a disney starlet

Yeah la

Went on some organised pub crawl and met this American girl, went back with her. Her friend (English) wormed her way in somehow. Wasn't gonna say no to my first threesome

love it when the runts try to stand up to me so I can just stamp their heads in.

Selective breeding at its finest

how good, you didn't even pay for it hahaha

how cute were they?

>hookers
Fuck off yank

r8 yourself /10

No one really gives a shit about RHPS lad. It was always subversive.
The Hollow Crown you ignorant cunt. Wake up?

spent the last hour plus inputting my CV onto the template the recruitment company want me to use and adding other various bullshit in
hope this pays off soon
honestly can't wait to be a wageslave again
need some purpose and structure in my ''''''''''''''''''''''''''life'''''''''''''''''''''''

I paid for it by losing my fucking beer downing certificate, would have got me a free burger today could really go for that right now

Yeah especially the American girl was super cute. English girl was okay but nothing to write home about.

Still, threesome tho innit?

hahaha 5+5 equals 10 m8

how good, keep up the good work

waiting eagerly for my life to begin

Alri, let me know if you need suggestions

some good thunder going on lads

I fucking love Asia for this. Never get a good storm in England

7.5

Ah yes, I do happen to find enjoyment in paying a woman for sexual intercourse.

>cambodia
alri seolhyun

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