Ramadan is 3 weeks away

>ramadan is 3 weeks away

who here /fapsonramadandays/? i actually fast the 30 days but spend the day watching porn and fapping.

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why are you in israel?

Pretty haram desu.

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A man of my own stock I see.
/Ialsofaponramadan /

wtf i hate israel now!

>he faps on the holy month
>he doesn't pay his dues by islaming his shit up

UNASSERTIVE INDIVIDUALS NEED ERADICATION

im 27 and god didn't give me a wife. i am horny all the time what can i do? at least i dont fuck russian sluts and i stay virgin by """""choice"""""

>now
you liked this shithole before?

So you're telling me.....that Israelis don't eat for a whole month? I simply cannot fathom this

this is a joke right

OP is an Arab Muslim.

Israeli Jews don't share that stupid "holiday".

I was eating always in the toilet. Kek now I fuck allah in the toilet.

i can't imagine fasting on summer in europe. your sunset is like at 21:00 ? jesus christ. too bad the prophet (pbuh) didn't know about earth's tilt

Post ramadan only food

Do whatever u want m8, there are no gods, no hell and no heaven. Also, fried pork with beer is awesome.

>you liked this shithole before?
You're welcome to go back to Jordan, Muhamad.

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only i hate pork.

sorry m8 not taking chances. i had my atheism "phase" but it just worried me about death all the time so i still believe in allah and our senpai muhammad (pbuh)

ignorance is a bliss etc.

I knew a turkish girl in high school that would eat at school during memedan, what a true blue cobber

probably u have some personal disorders.
religion people needs to some medical help..

k

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I gave a Muslim kid (pbuh) a cheeky ham sandwich in 9th grade and he thought it was turkey because the ham was whiter than usual

feels good sending someone to hell for all eternity

Really think about it, though. How plausible is all the things said in the quran? With such lack of evidence, I don't understand how it can be taken so seriously.

He won't go to hell since he didnt know though
And even if you tell him now, he still doesn't go to hell because he didn't know about it at the time of eating the sandwich

>implying even a russian whore would let your smelly ass around her

actually she would,most of them are total whores

le edgy

Well I told him right afterwards so that has to count for something and everyone was giggling as he ate it, I think the absolute madman knew all along

>tfw tricking muslims into eating these

either you are ashkenazi which is basically a khazar convert, or an ape from the atlas mountains. we israeli arabs and palestinians are descendant from the original hebrews and canaanites.

no need even for russian. i am white enough that jews don't recognize im arab. my first name is yussuf (yosef) so i call myself yossi and can easily flirt with any type of jew. but it is haram so i never go too far.

>cheese and bacon balls
>"""tricking"""

I bet you live in fucking perth.

Post pics handsome :^)
But
>that jews don't recognize im arab.
Would they harass you if they did?

>people starving themselves for their belief
Kek, i'll be eating for you too

Doesnt muslims lose their heads for apostasy? Did you keep it hidden or are your people rather relaxed about it?

nah, doesn't work like that mate

if the person had no knowledge it was haram at the time of consuming he is fine

if you said afterwards "lol u ate pork" he'd still be fine.

educate yourself

>having a nickname that sounds like pussy

>Doesnt muslims lose their heads for apostasy? Did you keep it hidden or are your people rather relaxed about it?
More like it was a private dilemma within his head.

>Doesnt muslims lose their heads for apostasy?
Only in Saudi Arabia

Fuggen terrobist

here is my tricep
>tfw i have crusader rape baby genes
at this point it is just like meditation or self restraint practice for me.
not in israel :^) also i never went public with it.
yeah it sounds weird in english but that is how jews call their josephs

>educate yourself

Is this the Muslim version of you're a fucking white male?

>"my first name is yussuf so i call myself yossi "
>he chose a jewish nickname
>on his own
KEKED BY SUPERIOR JEWS

toplelz that a c*uck arab faggot

>hayai!

i'm not even Muslim though, infact i'm a Catholic

i just have basic knowledge of other religions

same here brother

classic jews good by talking. i made out with 6 jewish big tit girls, and i touched the ass of even more at clubs and shows and they liked it. if i didn't have muslim guilt i would fuck at least 5 of them.

how do you feel about that? jewish princesses just love arab cock. too bad you brainwash them to be racist i have to hide identity.

also dont derail my ramadan thread fucking assholes.

>i actually fast the 30 days but spend the day watching porn and fapping

have fun in jail, yossi :^)

>gawker.com/5592864/arab-israeli-guilty-of-rape-for-telling-his-date-he-was-jewish

Might as well not fast then

BASED HOMELAND

lol poor bastard. i never say im jewish though, i just introduce myself as yossi and use my ashkenazi accent and they dont give a shit. never went too far with jewish girls so i was never asked "where are you from?"

i just reported your thread to police
and printscreened your recent replies.
i'm not even kidding.

hopefully you have at least 7 proxies :^)

>being this mad
lol are you even israeli? israeli police barely answered the kids that were kidnapped by terrorists, you think they will go after me for making out with jews?

why don't you fap after maghrib brother?

kek people here wonder how Arabs do it in summer.

>sleep all day
there u go

What does Ramadan celebrate?

I know Eid is lifted straight off the Jews

I really don't understand what's the point of """fasting""" for thirty days if you can still eat how much you want during night. Eating only once a day isn't even that hard to adjust to if you have the willpower to stick to it for the initial 3-4 days.

t. eat one large meal a day

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you can't drink anything when you fast

ramadan doesn't "celebrate". it is one of the 5 tasks every muslim should follow. also not sure how eid is related to jews... i understand when people say quran takes a lot from the bible but eid is just the day ramadan is over so everyone is happy that they can eat freely

you still suffer during the day when you go to school or work. you are dizzy all the time and just like you say it is a great test on willpower. remember you also can't drink! so "one large meal a day" doesnt work here

haha most guys who don't have to work do the same.

Fucking Cheetos used to haunt my dreams at night when I was overseas for months at a time and just wanted that bacony, cheesy crap with no nutritional value.

اللهم لا تحاسبنا على ما فعل السفهاء منا

ur mum's a safiha m8

fite me irl

>why don't muslims stop eating for a month straight ? lmao those cheaters are doing it easy lol btw i'm not a retard who's just trying to bad mouth muslims the most retarded ways btw btw

this is how you sound

What difficulities are you having that are preventing you from getting married my man.

I'm guessing one of them is he's an Arab in a majority Jewish city

I heard Ramadan is grand in some European countries.
My greetings to all Europeans on this special time of the year for them.

WE

Mentiras!
I am pretty sure Ramadan will be a Fuckenfest for all the rapefugees in Europe and especially in my country. I just hope most of the victims deserve it and change their minds.

>muh fiction book giving me rights

any arab girl that looks good has rich suitors and their fathers wont turn them down for a poorfag like me.