Bremain edition
/brit/
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crayon pop
What sort of human rights is he talking about? Bongs have no freedom of speech, can't defend themselves, are being constantly monitored and fapping to loli gets you hard time innaprison.
ER STRAFE ES
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who is this amphibian?
dropped your gay card mate
Deleted?
making a leap in logic
right to import pakis
watched brexit the movie last night, it was pretty convincing desu
think I'm over games lads, only played 2 hours on steam in the last 2 weeks and probably about 3 or 4 on FIFA
wonder how much my steam account would go for, got 500+ decent games on there
People genuinely think that Britain will lose all its rights and shit if we leave. Like we won't be able to just create that shit if we wanted
>mum
>always complaining about someone or something
>barely has any positive stories
>can't just tell a short story
>has to incorporate every tiny detail and turn it into a novel
>today
>comes to my house
>mentions her ex was an ass yesterday
>''oh boy here we go.jpeg''
>ask why
>WELL IT ALL STARTED WHEN
>''Wow, hold on, how long is this going to take?''
>''well, it's gonna take a while because I need to tell you everything''
>''can't you just shorten it down because I don't wanna be sat here for the next 20 minutes''
>''not really because I ne-''
>''ok then I don't want to know''
>calls me an arse
>gets face on
Apparently you're an arsehole for not wanting to listen to peoples bullshit that has happened a hundred times before.
grimefu
>used to
ahh, impressive
vomitfu
you used to you used to
Yeah, but saying I killed (past tense) a man somehow doesn't absolve me of murder.
It's a bullshit system.
writing a short story about runts lads
will give /brit/ a 4% royalties stake
youtube.com
Still looking for a movie or game trailer that contains this song lads.
racistcuntfu
Anyone wanna do some prank calls lads
are you guys high test or low test beta males?
nonces
Daddy when can I see your wee willy winky again?!!
I wonder if Vardy would vote in or out? On the one hand he's a fiercely patriotic chav from a white van family, but I think the Leave campaign's plans for greater trade and cooperation in the far east would worry him.
So let me get this straight, if someone breaks into your home and is about to rape and kill your wife and daughter, Brits are supposed to ring the police and sit down and wait?
I'm pretty shit at telling stories too :/
PUT IT ON /r/TipOfMyTongue MATE
gf bluetoothed me this
good lad
it's a civilized country
make him some tea and a few biscuits at least
SOMEONE ELSE HAS ALREADY MADE A POST
opted for pasta today lads
based 3 quid deal
> honouring runts with stories of them
Foul
no, you're allowed to use appropriate force
you have to apply for a emergency services license first
so you're saying i'm your racist waifu?
you stupid cunt
Daddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
DADDY
dadddddddddddddddddddddyyyyyy
> Villa fan
lel
yes
finger my arse x
cannae wait for tomorrow night
on /r/tomt? where?
haven't heard this in a few years lad
YOUF YOUF YOUF YOUF
FUCK OFF SMALL HEATH THE CITY IS OURS
MARTIN O'NEILL'S CLARET AND BLUE ARMY (AYY VEE EFF CEE)
I WANT TO SEE YOUR WEE WILLY WINKY DADDY
nice try you fucking spastic
Last song on Debut. Tis beautiful.
Magnificent post
next year is our year la
>cannae
i really really hate scottish people
Annie
Could be Geordie
iktf
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>buy digital camera to take cute pics of myself off ebay
>seller lives in the same town
>offers to drop it off himself tomorrow
>it's the wrong fucking camera
Fucking pakis
In other news, some panties, tights and my tweezers arrived
The envelope containing the tights had "TIGHTS-CITY" written across it, good thing I got to the mail first
Still waiting for
This week
>bodystocking
>3x tights
>small scissors
>tshirt
>camisole
>camera
>moist/balm
>uncharted
31st May
>2x tights
>5x dresses
>ww camisole
listening to old FIFA soundtracks again lads
You made the cucks ya wah cunt ye
my thoughts exactly
great minds think alike i see
in my opinion, the brexit referendum is a win-win
>if Brits vote yes, the strong mandat will enable EU to cut some special rights from them
>if they vote no, they will still have to sign a trade treaty with EU, and will still have to pay money without having any vote in EU law, like Switzerland or Norway
Resist the urge to engage him in conversation
browsing your comment history
So wait, let me get this straight. Even if Brits earn 30k they can still only afford a 2 bed terraced house in pakiville that costs £120k?
Visual guide
FIFA11 is the GOAT
I'm on 45k and I have to use a food bank
damn user you treat your gf like royalty
ur quite the detective :^)
Scottish as a people are the most cucked people on these two islands, they literally voted against independence.
imo they should have their celt status removed
/pissflaps/
reminder that I am the keeper of your gimmick
I have denied your application
Poleaboo has a driving lesson in 10 minutes
Instructor had a baby, so first lesson in 2 weeks or so
uh, yeah, gf
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
Good tune.
One of yours
youtube.com
how can you tell
upvoted for u babe x
Look behind the smoothie.
Villa away fixtures
why get driving lessons if you're going to top yourself in a year or 2?
>look at the clock
>it's 13:37
every fucking time
will sargon ever get redpilled?
good eye
>uni puts Facebook post up about celebrating that international day against homophobia
>2 people select the "angry" fb reaction
>moustafa and some other muslim name
ah yes very impressive
angry that homophobia still exists obviously
it's the religion of peace after all
Dad is making me
Get a load of this faggot
I fucking hate this paki infested shithole, anyone who fell for the "all the jobs are in london, london is so much better and fun" meme are retards.
The only benefit is having "london" on facebook, any grad who isn't in banking just poses on social media, then they go back to their £5000/month shed and cry themselves to sleep.
I miss when I could walk for 5 minutes without seeing a mosque.
>tfw no zara gf to live the lush life with
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miss the bush and blair era 2bh
simpler times
>2 people select the "angry" fb reaction
what's this? deleted my facebook a while back
is it a dislike button?
GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP IN LONDON IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE REEEEEEEE
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lmfao ecthr still functions and people can freely apply for a case so will echr
>le hra
if anything there will be a new bill of rights anyway also whats EEA
cameron you dumb fuck
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they have all these instead of just like now
The post is fake and gay.
bit gay that
glad i got rid