/brit/

Bremain edition

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crayon pop

What sort of human rights is he talking about? Bongs have no freedom of speech, can't defend themselves, are being constantly monitored and fapping to loli gets you hard time innaprison.

ER STRAFE ES

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who is this amphibian?

dropped your gay card mate

Deleted?

making a leap in logic

right to import pakis

watched brexit the movie last night, it was pretty convincing desu

think I'm over games lads, only played 2 hours on steam in the last 2 weeks and probably about 3 or 4 on FIFA

wonder how much my steam account would go for, got 500+ decent games on there

People genuinely think that Britain will lose all its rights and shit if we leave. Like we won't be able to just create that shit if we wanted

>mum
>always complaining about someone or something
>barely has any positive stories
>can't just tell a short story
>has to incorporate every tiny detail and turn it into a novel
>today
>comes to my house
>mentions her ex was an ass yesterday
>''oh boy here we go.jpeg''
>ask why
>WELL IT ALL STARTED WHEN
>''Wow, hold on, how long is this going to take?''
>''well, it's gonna take a while because I need to tell you everything''
>''can't you just shorten it down because I don't wanna be sat here for the next 20 minutes''
>''not really because I ne-''
>''ok then I don't want to know''
>calls me an arse
>gets face on

Apparently you're an arsehole for not wanting to listen to peoples bullshit that has happened a hundred times before.

grimefu

>used to

ahh, impressive

vomitfu

you used to you used to

Yeah, but saying I killed (past tense) a man somehow doesn't absolve me of murder.
It's a bullshit system.

writing a short story about runts lads

will give /brit/ a 4% royalties stake

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Still looking for a movie or game trailer that contains this song lads.

racistcuntfu

Anyone wanna do some prank calls lads

are you guys high test or low test beta males?

nonces

Daddy when can I see your wee willy winky again?!!

I wonder if Vardy would vote in or out? On the one hand he's a fiercely patriotic chav from a white van family, but I think the Leave campaign's plans for greater trade and cooperation in the far east would worry him.

So let me get this straight, if someone breaks into your home and is about to rape and kill your wife and daughter, Brits are supposed to ring the police and sit down and wait?

I'm pretty shit at telling stories too :/

PUT IT ON /r/TipOfMyTongue MATE

gf bluetoothed me this

good lad

it's a civilized country
make him some tea and a few biscuits at least

SOMEONE ELSE HAS ALREADY MADE A POST

opted for pasta today lads

based 3 quid deal

> honouring runts with stories of them
Foul

no, you're allowed to use appropriate force

you have to apply for a emergency services license first

so you're saying i'm your racist waifu?

you stupid cunt

Daddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

DADDY

dadddddddddddddddddddddyyyyyy

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> Villa fan

lel

yes
finger my arse x

cannae wait for tomorrow night

on /r/tomt? where?

haven't heard this in a few years lad

YOUF YOUF YOUF YOUF
FUCK OFF SMALL HEATH THE CITY IS OURS
MARTIN O'NEILL'S CLARET AND BLUE ARMY (AYY VEE EFF CEE)

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I WANT TO SEE YOUR WEE WILLY WINKY DADDY

nice try you fucking spastic

Last song on Debut. Tis beautiful.

Magnificent post

next year is our year la

>cannae
i really really hate scottish people

Annie

Could be Geordie

iktf

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>buy digital camera to take cute pics of myself off ebay
>seller lives in the same town
>offers to drop it off himself tomorrow
>it's the wrong fucking camera

Fucking pakis

In other news, some panties, tights and my tweezers arrived

The envelope containing the tights had "TIGHTS-CITY" written across it, good thing I got to the mail first

Still waiting for
This week
>bodystocking
>3x tights
>small scissors
>tshirt
>camisole
>camera
>moist/balm
>uncharted

31st May
>2x tights
>5x dresses
>ww camisole

listening to old FIFA soundtracks again lads

You made the cucks ya wah cunt ye

my thoughts exactly
great minds think alike i see

in my opinion, the brexit referendum is a win-win
>if Brits vote yes, the strong mandat will enable EU to cut some special rights from them
>if they vote no, they will still have to sign a trade treaty with EU, and will still have to pay money without having any vote in EU law, like Switzerland or Norway

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Resist the urge to engage him in conversation

browsing your comment history

So wait, let me get this straight. Even if Brits earn 30k they can still only afford a 2 bed terraced house in pakiville that costs £120k?

Visual guide

FIFA11 is the GOAT

I'm on 45k and I have to use a food bank

damn user you treat your gf like royalty

ur quite the detective :^)

Scottish as a people are the most cucked people on these two islands, they literally voted against independence.

imo they should have their celt status removed

/pissflaps/

reminder that I am the keeper of your gimmick

I have denied your application

Poleaboo has a driving lesson in 10 minutes

Instructor had a baby, so first lesson in 2 weeks or so

uh, yeah, gf

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

Good tune.
One of yours
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how can you tell

upvoted for u babe x

Look behind the smoothie.

Villa away fixtures

why get driving lessons if you're going to top yourself in a year or 2?

>look at the clock
>it's 13:37

every fucking time

will sargon ever get redpilled?
good eye

>uni puts Facebook post up about celebrating that international day against homophobia
>2 people select the "angry" fb reaction
>moustafa and some other muslim name

ah yes very impressive

angry that homophobia still exists obviously

it's the religion of peace after all

Dad is making me

Get a load of this faggot

I fucking hate this paki infested shithole, anyone who fell for the "all the jobs are in london, london is so much better and fun" meme are retards.

The only benefit is having "london" on facebook, any grad who isn't in banking just poses on social media, then they go back to their £5000/month shed and cry themselves to sleep.

I miss when I could walk for 5 minutes without seeing a mosque.

>tfw no zara gf to live the lush life with

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miss the bush and blair era 2bh

simpler times

>2 people select the "angry" fb reaction
what's this? deleted my facebook a while back
is it a dislike button?

GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP IN LONDON IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE REEEEEEEE

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lmfao ecthr still functions and people can freely apply for a case so will echr

>le hra
if anything there will be a new bill of rights anyway also whats EEA

cameron you dumb fuck

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they have all these instead of just like now

The post is fake and gay.

bit gay that
glad i got rid