What's your excuse for not using Debian?

What's your excuse for not using Debian?

It's simply the best distro

Toxic SJW community lead by Debian Women pushing skilled maintainers away. Seriously, these """girls""" think that providing Portuguese translations is just as important as making code work and install correctly on all platforms.

I have a job you homosapien. I use FreeBSD at work and I use it at home.

>Systemd

It's like Ubuntu's slow and retarded little brother. Also this:

Takes too much work to get it from minimal to useful.

Ubuntu just works, and has plenty of support

inb4 pointless dialogue between autistic recluses

Nope you're right on time friend.

>not using devuan

>tfw OP uses Vista
>tfw Kernel: 3.1.0_1
>tfw systemd
>tfw SJW

I use it on my laptop and I really like it, but it refuses to display on my desktop at any resolution that's not 1024x768. Nouveau works fine on other distros I've tried, but not Debian.

>install debian stable
>x doesn't work ootb
>think maybe it's due to fairly new gpu
>run screenfetch to check kernel
>linux kernel 2.6.32

>pushing skilled maintainers away.
huh? when did this happen?

It works well but the community is cancerous and it's made for servers. I might use it again for a home server but for my desktop needs I've switched to OpenSUSE and Mac OS X which just work straight out of the box. Debian is a pain in the ass to set up. How can it be called a modern distro when you need to manually give your users permission for sudo or when you need to hunt down firmware to get your WLAN cards to work? It's little shit like that which makes you feel like you're living in 2004. Debian is terrible for desktops/laptops.

>using debian testing
>works on my machine
feels pretty comfy lads

i'll use OpenSUSE if someone makes a fork called LibreLizard

Because of the numerous flamewars had by thousands of neckbeard virgins that make it completely embarrassing to be associated with.

I like OS X and OpenBSD. I do use Debian on a SBC though

please someone do this so i can tell richard when i ask him to sign my thinkpad

I work with fedora/centos, Ive used arch/gentoo on a few different devices... but I prefer debian based linux systems for their simplicity and community documentation. I mostly used xubuntu based distros like hydrogen or gallium.

on my servers I use debian 64 on 4+ kernel for docker usually.

open GItHub, fork it, change the name and logo and you are done faggot

>not LibrePepe, FreeFroggy, or FOSS Reptile
Nigger, what the fuck are you doing?

writing package in debian is retarded
>debian/copyright
>debian/changelog
>debian/compat
>debian/control
>debian/rules
this shit requires me to write in Makefile
>debian/watch

while in Slackware is so freakin' easy since it's just a bash script
so, enjoy your make install without make uninstall

i don't use hate-memes, sorry.

bitch don't call me a fuckin faggot i know how to do it i'm just lazy

I don't like anything derived from the Ubuntu botnet. Along with Mint, Debian is the suckiest Ubuntu ripoff on the market.

But I am.
OS: Debian 8.6 jessie
Kernel: x86_64 Linux 3.16.0-4-amd64
Uptime: 435d 2h 11m
Packages: 919
Shell: fish
CPU: Intel Xeon CPU E5-2630L 0 @ 2GHz
RAM: 576MB / 1000MB

0/10

Go back. Leave. You aren't welcome here.

Ubuntu is based on Debian, not the other way around. You're a goddamn retard.

>i has to be le leet troll because Sup Forums
>look at me mom I fit in!

Bullshit. Debian has all the same packages as ubuntu does you fucking nigger. Like literally even the same package managers.

>fish
Oh my god! What a hardcore memelord! XD
*tips tactical fedora*

i was being facetious dumbfuck, not that your le epic frog meme idea was actually funny anyway

Debian has been around since the early 90s. Ubuntu is based on Debian. This is fact.

Spotted the triggered redditors.

>sponge bob reaction pic
>calls other people redditors
i really don't have to say anything else

Let me guess, you trickled in during the elections with the rest of the shitwater runoff from the political subreddits? Go away, nigger.

You know a lot about Reddit/s for not liking them. Go back home retard.

Well, that's not to say a translation into more languages isn't important so more people can use it, but you're right, functioning code and good documentation is more important than things like translations.

i wouldn't vote in your shithole country's election even if i could, sorry but your retarded election that ended 4 months ago isn't the only thing that influences the world

Both of you should kindly fuck off to Reddit.

Boards like Sup Forums have always loved SpongeBob you blatant tourist.

how should i know that if i'm not a fucking dorito dew chugging neckbeard virgin who goes on Sup Forums?

Broken as fuck.

Go sit in the corner and watch chad fuck your gf, you pathetic cuck.

America is objectively the best country in the whole world. I wasn't even born here.

Mountain dew is fantastic. Kys.

dis, that every DE works fairly well on the same base is nice

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You've obviously never lived around or even met US niggers, which combined with trailer trash is why all of the normal people avoid places like Walmart.

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Everyone at Walmart is either a loud nigger or some fat fuck in a wheelchair screaming USA USA USA USA.

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>shows that Americans work harder
Lol, you've kind of shot yourself in the foot there.

Don't forget the muffin toppers.

>freedom of press in Germany and Sweden
ROTFLMAO!

Trolled softly

>dialogue
>giving this much credit

If a troll hits the ground and no one is around, does it make a sound?

>debian stable
>isnt stable

ya thats why

it has systemd