/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg

>Chink Shit Infographic v2.0 "March 2017: Drinking Chink Tea Edition"
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>"News"
• James Donkey user finally comes to a conclusion (just kidding! )
• More dodgy photos
• user grows chink weed • user gets a chink nomos in the mail • More zukky photos • Blue 'exclusive" VE Monks on Massdrop (despite more colors being on veclan.com?) • user looks for a Youtube channel name for /csg/ reviews • You can buy weaponized autism for only 2 buckaroos • user gets ultrachinked over a ultrabay caddy • New Orange Pi came out, but it isn't even Xunlong's final form: • user tries to order nipple tasers but gets chinked • Kingdian S280 SSD coupon ($64) Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/IMPERIAL-KS-Auto-Date-Display-Roman-Numerals-Stainless-Steel-Gold-Case-Leather-Strap-Self-Wind-Clock/32240203018.html
fortune.com/2016/11/24/china-trade-us-middle-aged-white-men-mortality/
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-22/freer-u-s-china-trade-coincided-with-suicide-surge-for-white-males
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3966906/Competition-trade-China-blamed-silent-epidemic-suicide-drug-alcohol-abuse-triggered-shocking-rise-death-rates-middle-aged-white-Americans.html
chinamobilemag.de/news/kamera-ulefone-gemini-vs-doogee-shoot-1.html
aliexpress.com/item/PUPPYOO-Mini-Mattress-UV-Vacuum-Cleaner-for-Home-Free-Shipping-Aspirator-Home-Appliances/32612437725.html
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Wooden-Portable-Bluetooth-Speaker-Wireless-Retro-enceinte-bluetooth-Speaker-3D-Dual-Loudspeaker-Surround-Mini-USB/32750633021.html
aliexpress.com/item/Aniwk-Retro-Wood-Wireless-Bluetooth-Speaker-Portable-HIFI-Speaker-3D-Dual-Loudspeakers-Surround-USB-Charging-Original/32747209912.html
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-WIFI-Router-3-WiFi-Repeater-1167Mbps-2-4G-5GHz-ROM-128MB-Wi-Fi-Roteador/32688259842.html
aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-ILIFE-V5S-2-in-1-Robotic-Vacuum-Cleaner-Household-Cleaning-Rechargeable-Smart-Sweeping-Robot-Powerful/32721839182.html
aliexpress.com/item/OUKITEl-A28-Smart-Watch-Heart-Rate-Monitor-MT2502A-Bluetooth4-0-Smartwatch-IPS-HD-Screen-for-IOS/32702698982.html
aliexpress.com/item/OUKITEL-A58-Smartwatch-1-61-inch-Heart-Rate-Bluetooth-Smart-Watch-Compatible-for-IOS-Android-Metal/32703110300.html
aliexpress.com/item/2016-new-Lazy-household-cleaning-without-electricity-automatic-hand-push-sweeper-broom-magic-broom-dustpan-combination/1000001881425.html
aliexpress.com/item/Noise-Isolating-Deep-Bass-DJ-Studio-Headphones-For-Marshall-Major-smartphones-Hifi-Monitor-Headset-with-Mic/32728597918.html
aliexpress.com/item/ZEALOT-B5-Bluetooth-Headphones-with-Mic-Wireless-Earphone-Bluetooth4-0-Headset-Over-Ear-Earpods-with-Micro/32794441074.html
aliexpress.com/item/2016-NEW-Nobsound-HS-10D-MKII-tube-amplifier-with-Bluetooth-USB-headphone-HIFI-Stereo-AMP-audio/32710566445.html
gearbest.com/classic-toys/pp_365910.html
gearbest.com/electric-shavers/pp_469331.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Dr49frnkMHU
gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_590393.html
toms3d.org/2017/02/23/building-cheapest-possible-prusa-i3-mk2/
baopals.com
aliexpress.com/store/2177083?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.eynFIo
aliexpress.com/store/126036?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.vlLh6s
aliexpress.com/item/Creative-Luxury-Fashion-Leather-Strap-TRIWA-Watch-Men-Quartz-Watch-Casual-Males-Sport-Business-Wrist-Men/32796607909.html
aliexpress.com/item/NOMOS-watches-luxury-quartz-famous-watch-leather-men-watch-clock-men-relogio-masculino-women-watch-free/32768862030.html
aliexpress.com/item/YAZOLE-New-2016-Men-Watch-Top-Brand-Luxury-Famous-Male-Clock-Wrist-Watch-Casual-Fashion-Business/32662513109.html
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What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

>From the Previous Thread
>Explain why I shouldn't get this

I always liked Celadon Imperial's design and this seems to take the cake for the right price.
aliexpress.com/item/IMPERIAL-KS-Auto-Date-Display-Roman-Numerals-Stainless-Steel-Gold-Case-Leather-Strap-Self-Wind-Clock/32240203018.html

Let's say I also wanted to review chink shit like comfy and dirty. What should I call the channel keeping in the spirit of /csg/?

...

That was posted because of the Jackie Chan picture

See:

What does /k/ think of my Cubot Rainbow 2 photo?

Better than Doogee Shoot.

Daily reminder that buying chink shit is literally supporting white genocide. We should ban /csg/ from this board.

fortune.com/2016/11/24/china-trade-us-middle-aged-white-men-mortality/
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-22/freer-u-s-china-trade-coincided-with-suicide-surge-for-white-males
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3966906/Competition-trade-China-blamed-silent-epidemic-suicide-drug-alcohol-abuse-triggered-shocking-rise-death-rates-middle-aged-white-Americans.html

>HD shot of some green mold

>Good

I am serious.
Should I cop it or not?
It looks real tantalizing

>boomers are dying
>this is somehow bad

Incredibly difficult to feel any sympathy for those white males unable to make it in their own white country. I don't know their circumstances but they already had it easy and they still took the easy way out.

RIP Chang will take care of their wives and daughters.

Here's my recent chink purchases.

already got the tent stakes and they are pretty much identical to the MSR groundhogs but $3 USD instead of $20. Cannot complain, they just werkk

>This

Purge the genetic failures out of the system

>implying anyone cares about the generation that had literally everything handed to them on a plate
FUCK THEM

>He does not appreciate nature and Cubot Rainbow 2

Be sure to test the hat when it arrives.

My last job involved going into the mosquito infested swamp on a regular basis and if it weren't for the peer pressure to try and appear "tough" I would've appreciated something like that, especially at chink prices.

Great review of the Doogee Shoot 1 camera

chinamobilemag.de/news/kamera-ulefone-gemini-vs-doogee-shoot-1.html

Ya'll pretty grumpy. You realise that abandoning your race means another race that overbreeds and has no love nor affiliation for you will swoop into the void.

Every time you buy chinkshit a whitey voids himself

Sure Satan

>not regularop
>news is no longer filtered
Good.

Will do fellow user.

I'm thinking about using it backpacking in the woods and near lakes in the peak, prime season of when those little fuckers come out by the millions. Damn straight, chink prices allow me to sleep comfy at night.

I bought a Motospeed when it was on sale at Gearbest a while back. It's well buiilt and the quality really punches above it's price.

What cool stuff can I buy to resell locally?

Jewelry if you know what's trendy.

Get some of those fake lokai bracelets and sell them for $3-4 a pop. People will think they're getting a deal.

>75%
YES YES YES
Any good keycap sets for 75%?

Clothing?
Watches?
Shoes?
IEMs?
Headphones?
Bluetooth speakers?
laptops?
Tablets?
Graphic cards (Colorful/Zotac)?

I'm looking for stuff to resell, but I'm not interested in $1 dollars bullshit, I'm actually looking for $20-$100 USD devices to resell.

I mean why sell 100 pieces of shit for a $3 dollars to earn $100, if I can sell 2-5 more expensive devices and earn the same amount

I'm looking for tools like pic related, shit it's $100 USD here, and I can get it for $55 at ali.

anyone here bought a 3d printer on a chink site?

I love that my purchases go towards a good cause

>Putting shitty zuk news in the op
>good

We don't need shill news in the OP.

Needs more DOF. The fuck this kids think nowadays? This is a shit photo and you know it.

Don't, we've had a dozen /csg/ video review channels spring up and none of them last. Even Comfy seems to have given up.

aliexpress.com/item/PUPPYOO-Mini-Mattress-UV-Vacuum-Cleaner-for-Home-Free-Shipping-Aspirator-Home-Appliances/32612437725.html

aliexpress.com/item/2016-Wooden-Portable-Bluetooth-Speaker-Wireless-Retro-enceinte-bluetooth-Speaker-3D-Dual-Loudspeaker-Surround-Mini-USB/32750633021.html

aliexpress.com/item/Aniwk-Retro-Wood-Wireless-Bluetooth-Speaker-Portable-HIFI-Speaker-3D-Dual-Loudspeakers-Surround-USB-Charging-Original/32747209912.html

aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-WIFI-Router-3-WiFi-Repeater-1167Mbps-2-4G-5GHz-ROM-128MB-Wi-Fi-Roteador/32688259842.html

aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-ILIFE-V5S-2-in-1-Robotic-Vacuum-Cleaner-Household-Cleaning-Rechargeable-Smart-Sweeping-Robot-Powerful/32721839182.html

aliexpress.com/item/OUKITEl-A28-Smart-Watch-Heart-Rate-Monitor-MT2502A-Bluetooth4-0-Smartwatch-IPS-HD-Screen-for-IOS/32702698982.html

aliexpress.com/item/OUKITEL-A58-Smartwatch-1-61-inch-Heart-Rate-Bluetooth-Smart-Watch-Compatible-for-IOS-Android-Metal/32703110300.html

aliexpress.com/item/2016-new-Lazy-household-cleaning-without-electricity-automatic-hand-push-sweeper-broom-magic-broom-dustpan-combination/1000001881425.html

aliexpress.com/item/Noise-Isolating-Deep-Bass-DJ-Studio-Headphones-For-Marshall-Major-smartphones-Hifi-Monitor-Headset-with-Mic/32728597918.html

aliexpress.com/item/ZEALOT-B5-Bluetooth-Headphones-with-Mic-Wireless-Earphone-Bluetooth4-0-Headset-Over-Ear-Earpods-with-Micro/32794441074.html

aliexpress.com/item/2016-NEW-Nobsound-HS-10D-MKII-tube-amplifier-with-Bluetooth-USB-headphone-HIFI-Stereo-AMP-audio/32710566445.html

You have a below average sized penis.

>I mean why sell 100 pieces of shit for a $3 dollars to earn $100, if I can sell 2-5 more expensive devices and earn the same amount
>buy 100 pos devices, 3 breaks
>lol who cares

>buy 5 expensive devices, 3 breaks
>become a gay hooker

>expecting someone who posts in /csg/ to have a sound well thought out business plan

>user gets ultrachinked over a ultrabay caddy
DELET

So I fiddled with the camera on the Doogee Shoot. I improved it.

gearbest.com/classic-toys/pp_365910.html

Get it while it lasts!

Holy mother of ms paint

>manufacture chink condoms
>didn't sell well
>sell it as balloons instead

>he doesn't shave with his phone

Fuck forgot to link to it
gearbest.com/electric-shavers/pp_469331.html

"How to ruin your usb port"

I'm not too sure why they even went for microUSB for it, it might actually be useful if it was just USB where most people already have OTG cables or female-female USB cables or could just put it straight into a powerbank.

Not that it'd be all that practical regardless of that.

Nice you cut of the disgustingly blurry part, still trash.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dr49frnkMHU

My favorite youtuber and 4channer uploaded his new review :)

FUCK DOOGEE

>Cut

lolno that was direct from my Cubot Rainbow 2.

go to /biz/ nigger

Dildos

I guess you took more picture, still looks like trash blurry as fuck, even on the lantern. Its just bad.

I thought I wanted to do it once

what is jack ma holding and why isn't it my chinkshit parcel?

Because it's japshit.

Please reccomend a (({{[[decent]]}})) chink tablet.

It needs to: play hearthstone, play youtube, play porn, have wifi, have a battery

It does not need to have: 3g, camera.

Pefer to buy from Aliexpress

budget under 100€

new ali "sale" be careful maybe a price raze before the sale.
Some new task and shit for extra coupons too.

Being permabanned makes it difficult for him to shill here.

My Xiaomi Band 1S arrived yesterday, here's a quick rundown:

>vibration is strong and impossible to ignore
>heart rate sensor is accurate, was within 5% of what my cardio machine said
>sleep timer seems to be accurate, claims i got 07:15 sleep last night which about adds up
>app is passable
>password function is great, though with my Xperia Z5 it's still easier to use fingerprint
>charging is very quick
>band should fit all wrists except turbo fatties

>battery lasts a day
>instructions in chinese
>pairing is a pain in the ass
>step counter is too sensitive, it counted 20 steps while typing this
>doubtlessly sending your data to the chinese government

would recommend overall if you're looking for a cheap fitness tracker

www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_602714.html?wid=11

>Battery lasts a day
Are you sure mine lasts a month

Man...the scale of packaging quality never cease to surprise me.

Here is a bag for 10 ICs + a few components off-screen.
Shitty job done on "protection", I'm going to have to test them individually.

Then compare it to this...

MAXIMUM OVERKILL! Jesus...anti-static bag, meter of bubble wrap, shipped in a box and a business card with a fuck phone tangle thingy.

This just for 2 ICs.

Price all together was about the same and both packages were from the same haul.

What are you making?

electrostatic dust collector

Muscle(nipple) controlled servo device(scrotum tazer)

Just bought this tablet
gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_590393.html
Tell me how much I fucked up

>censoring the date and time
I wonder why

Do we have a seller that sells confirmed non-shit fidget cubes?

You didn't, it's a great tablet. I just wish it came in black

I also wanted it in black. I have the feeling the white will make the bezels look bigger than they are

>We care what you care!
what did Lilly mean by this?

He doesn't want people to know his timezone or that this screenshot is extremely old at this point. Helps the autistic narrative.

>MonicaGeller's MAKEUP & BAGS STORE
Did you honestly expect to get electronics from a store with a name like that?

>daily mail as a source

Please jump off your nearest high rise bridge so you don't contribute to the next generation of retardation in our society.

i am making a Prusa i3 mk 2.
bought everything on ali, and i've received a few things. The motors went through customs tho. everything else has just arrived.
toms3d.org/2017/02/23/building-cheapest-possible-prusa-i3-mk2/

>30€ for weed seeds
what the fug

its normal, considering 1g of weed is 10euro.

Wat to buy on March 28?

I want to buy some minimalist hipster watches like MVMT or NOMOS or TSOVET or THEHORSE or whatever.
Any advice? AliExpress has almost nothing, taobao/tmall have tons of stuff but the prices are weird (not gonna pay $100 for chinkshit) but then I came around baopals.com which also kinda sucks because they take away the reviews from tao/tmall, so I can't look for actual product pictures.

got my xe800

>1st day of games
>Get more than 800 coins

The Chinese economy is heading towards recession.

What is a good phone that is good for older people. My father has an iphone 4 with 4GB of storage and he really wants a good phone. Whats a usable chink phone that has a good camera and is cheap.

it could be worse
you could buy pic related and get openly mocked because the chinks spelt the name wrong

Review and pics?
You are the forth dude with XE-800s so far

they're good

LeTV Leeco 2
Redmi 4X
Huawei Honour (Bombass Camera)
Zuk Z2
Mi5
Oukitel K6000 Pro

How is it compared to Eiaosi X6?

aliexpress.com/store/2177083?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.eynFIo

aliexpress.com/store/126036?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.vlLh6s

aliexpress.com/item/Creative-Luxury-Fashion-Leather-Strap-TRIWA-Watch-Men-Quartz-Watch-Casual-Males-Sport-Business-Wrist-Men/32796607909.html

aliexpress.com/item/NOMOS-watches-luxury-quartz-famous-watch-leather-men-watch-clock-men-relogio-masculino-women-watch-free/32768862030.html

aliexpress.com/item/YAZOLE-New-2016-Men-Watch-Top-Brand-Luxury-Famous-Male-Clock-Wrist-Watch-Casual-Fashion-Business/32662513109.html

aliexpress.com/item/Black-Wrist-Watch-Men-2016-Top-Brand-Luxury-Famous-Wristwatch-Male-Clock-Quartz-Watch-Man-Hodinky/32693026496.html

Whick KZ IEM's are the best?

Objectively the Kz ZSTs/ATE-S

Oukitel K6000 Pro

hey thanks, some of those are definitely pretty good, might order a SKStar . Still gonna try to figure out how to use taobao and shit, seems like they still have the biggest selection (especially MVMT, which are my favorite so far).

If you are really into Horology and Heritage, you should just get a Seagull or a Beijing Watch.

Fasttech have been fucking me around on my order.

One parcel is lost, and the other is currently 6 days over the delivery time with another 2 or 3 to go.

How the fuck do I get this shit refunded? It's impossible to contact these chinks.

anything smaller? The Zuk looked good but the title was mis-leading and is actually 5"5

maybe 4*5 - 5"5