Best place to vacation in Latin America...

Best place to vacation in Latin America? I just really want to bang cheap hookers and drink but don't want to be kidnapped or some weird shit I've heard Costa Rica is good but what are your thoughts I'm white and Latino and speak decent Spanish so I don't think language barrier will be a huge deal but where would be the best place to go?

Literally fucking no where. its all shit. Except Buenes Aires in Argentina and Uruguay. This is the butthole off the Americas.

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your mums house

>White and Latino
George Zimmerman (pbuh) is that you?

But if you stick to the major cities and turistic attractions you will be able to have a good time.
Since you speak Spanish, have you thought about Buenos Aires? Dunno about the quality of the hookers there, however.

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What about the Carribean? Im Puerto Rican so going back there doesn't give me the advantage of the currency exchange. Argentia might be nice but can I party with a small budget?

Cheap hookers ?
Favela in Brazil.
Kidnapped ?
Stay home.

Argentina is the most expensive one.
And things keep on getting more expensive :D.

If it's cheap that would be great but yes it's mostly about drinking and getting my dick wet totally forgot that board existed

Argentina would be awesome but I wouldn't have the cash for that beautiful women and great food

Try Colombia or Mexico, maybe Uruguay, it's very nice and not as expensive as Buenos Aires.
If all you want is booze and hookers you can find them there for cheap, maybe.
Hookers on Mexico I wouldn't know where to find, that aren't ladyboys walking the streets.

>Colombia
I visited Bogota two months ago. I wouldn't risk trying to bang a cheap hooker there. It's not a safe city.

go to europe

I wouldn't risk banging a cheap hooker anywhere tvh.
Better to go to a club and get some local girl.

The flight would be crazy expensive for me I can get a cheap flight to south america easy

I love Colombian women and your right it would be the perfect place to go of it wasn't so dangerous my ex is from Santa Anna and all I hear is horror stories but I don't do drugs just drink

Why are most people recommending urban tourism here? He can bang cheap hookers, drink/eat in any of these countries. Do you want to go clubbing or do a blitzkrieg on any city's/region's clubs? What other content do you want in your trip, if any?

Also, don't "bang cheap hookers". It's not as glorious as it sounds. Hollywood forgets to mention robbing scenarios, diseases, surprise dicks, unexpected pregnancies and such. This is Latin America we're speaking of. Cheap hookers have to be either disease ridden women, 14 year olds or disease ridden 14 year olds

The majority of it would be fucking, eating nice cuisine, and seeing the nightlife your right that it all can be done on a small budget but my post is more along the lines of is it safe? Argentina and Brazil are going to have different cost culture ect

And when I say cheap I mean it relative to what I would get here in the ztates for $100 here I'll get a half decent escort but in Colombia I'll be fucking Sofia Gavarias young clone

>Argentina and Brazil are going to have different cost culture ect
1 USD = 14.14 ARS
1 USD = 3.5 BRL

Why can't it be done with little money? Do one of those "budget hotel" options, food shouldn't be expensive in Latin America, as opposed to where you live

I don't know if it's safe, but I know a thing or two about budget trips...I assume, with the nature of your trip, you'd want to stay in and around the capital cities, so you won't have trouble finding a desperately remote (but still within city limits) hostel with a weirdo receptionist (who probably steals used towels and does unspeakable things with them). The bright side: lots of money left for other activities. And you get to travel with the city's public transport. See the people, see the sights literally

You will probably be able to attract girls just by being a foreign. As well as factoring in your response to the new surroundings, which can help you a lot in chasing women. That "nothing left to lose here, no string attached" attitude of a foreign surroundings

>1 USD = 14.14 ARS
>1 USD = 3.5 BRL

>1 USD = 14.14 ARS
Mis lados han entrados un otro universo

Yeah, Argentina is cheap as fuck for tourists.

> Santa Anna
there isn't a place with that name in the whole country.

Food in Chile and croatia have the same price.

So it's me who's renting and using the bus the one with a hole in my wallet ?

>perfect place to go of it wasn't so dangerous
Don't fall for memes and go to Cartagena, San Andrés or Santa Marta

Mexico is mid tier priced. The southern cone is the most expensive (montevideo specially).

Oh yeah.
Mexico is super cheap.
I could live off tacos and street food and still have a ton of money for shit.
Here I spend a lot more money on the bus and buying food. And the rent is outrageous.

Then maybe it's Santa Marta? I forget it's been awhile since we've been together but her mom when and the family moved closer to Cartagena

Why would he go to Chile, as a Statesian with a limited budget? The furthest down he should go is Peru...especially if this is his first travel
Excuse my ignorance, but Chile doesn't seem that much more tempting than its neighbours?

Safety > money

I guess another question to ask is how acceptable prostitution is in a country? Which one is closest to Thailand as a sex tourist destination?

He shoulnnt, he needs to stay away from the southern cone. It's too expensive and time consuming for people with limited budget. And for Europeans and north americans the landescapes are not different than what they can find back home. Is not exotic, Food isnt Spicy or based on corn.

Patagonia is one of the most amazing places in the world, But the whole tour takes a lot of money. For chileans (and in a lesser extend) argies is cheaper to travel outside the country than inside. There's a joke at least in chilean side of patagonia that at any given point of the year there's more Brazillians in puerto montt or bariloche than people from buenos aires or santiago

>Which one is closest to Thailand as a sex tourist destination?

Colombia > Brazil. Venezuela used to be huge,but not anymore.

Plus Colombians are a really good fuck

Why are you so desperate to fuck? Do you even know where you're going?

Mexico city, Campeche/Merida, Chichen Itza, Uxmal, Teotihuacan, Sumidero canyon, Montebello lakes, Cartagena, Medellin (all of Antioquia looks interesting), Coffee Triangle, Bogota, Tayrona NPark, Machu Picchu (Inca trail), Cordillera Blanca, Chan Chan, Lima, Cusco, Ollantaytambo,

You have time to fuck, your entire life. The place you're going...don't be a fucking imbecile and prep up

Because it's a vacation?

And why are you so mad? You're the type of guy who shows up to a wet dream with an umbrella

>Mexico city, Campeche/Merida, Chichen Itza, Uxmal, Teotihuacan, Sumidero canyon, Montebello lakes, Cartagena, Medellin (all of Antioquia looks interesting), Coffee Triangle, Bogota, Tayrona NPark, Machu Picchu (Inca trail), Cordillera Blanca, Chan Chan, Lima, Cusco, Ollantaytambo
This is a vacation

Clubbing and popping cherries is a side-quest
I'd give you my left ball, right in your hand, just to visit these places and experience it. I know what traveling is. Don't plan much beyond road itinerary, a place to stay and a food budget. And for fuck sakes, you'll be able to get plenty of pussy as an American, I bet, no need to keep asking "What about sex? Sex too? Yes, and sex?"

the resort towns of the Yucatan peninsula.

If you want sex go to Acapulco, summer is coming so it's going to be full of partying chilangos.
Full.
If you find where the upper class guys go, there you'll find the prettiest girls.
Be very foreign, puerto rican is good, they'll maybe like reggaeton.

Unless you flaunt your richness and apply some common sense rules you would be okay, I guess.

>White an latino
So you're brown, eh....well, you'll have no problem whatsoever in that regard

*don't apply

No I look kinda like Marc Anthony same skin color

based huebro admiting the superiority of Buenos Aires.

Is marc anthony white? or it's only by american standards.

Agree
It's so good that Laurent Schwebel didn't want to leave

probably Puerto Rico, Panama or Cuba, or if you have guts Colombia or Brazil

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Well more like him with short hair but yes by American standards I look white

Go to the Aztec/Mayan Ruins or the Machu PIchu.

places i've been to
Lima, Peru:
REALLY nice hotels are dirt cheap, like $100 for a 5 star westin. downside is most of the city is a shithole, doesn't seem to be a ton of nightlife and most people there are brown and barely 5 feet tall.

Buenos Aires: the most European place I've been in SA, beautiful architecture, and I've heard patagonia is nice. Women are tall, pretty hot, and probably the biggest sluts on the continent. Their peso is still in the shitter so your money will go far.Stay at the park hyatt in BA if you want to piss away $400 one night for the fun of it and go all in, it's a beautiful property.

Sao Paulo- was only there for a few days at a time, its huge, but I assume huehuespeak is not at all compatible with spanish, speed cameras all over the place, but the nature is really cool once you leave SP

People here hate Americans more than anywhere. Don't come

>don't want to be kidnapped or some weird shit
go to thailand or the phillipines