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melancholy edition

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maisie

cara

cara's a bag o shite

good double

Tomoko

>frenchie makes a brit thread

might eat some melon and cauliflower

have we ever had someone over the age of 40 post on /brit/ before?

Post British sex symbols

are kyary

are you man enough to mount her

Why would you ever swipe right on this?

press ctrl + alt + up mate

delete this you utter disgrace

i showed my mum some of the mean replies i got once and she told some people off

>59532303

>be hohol
>go civil war
>lost hand
>americans thank you for good serving
>gift 12$ honour medal from ebay.
Seriously, what would you feel, were you hohol?

The dead lad's dad

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What is /brit/'s experience with girls on Sup Forums?

I'm reminiscing over my many femanon conquests.

>look how normal I am lads
>lads?
>lads are you lookiLADS LOOK LOOK LADS LADS LADS LOOK HOW NORMAL I AM

Pathetic vermin

>Stunted, angry manlets get DESTROYED by tinder bio

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Lads, twitter are bullying James Rolfe because he said he doesn't want to watch the new Ghostbusters. Don't like this social media malarkey tbqh.

what's the silliest word americans say?

I want all of you bent over so I can ruin your fucking arseholes

You're just begging for the FONTs, aren't ya?

looks like he lost a little more than just his hand

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>>>/9gag/

My mum knows about my drinking problem, lads.

foosball

lloydspharmacy

listening to gojira

havin a slep

bad dog

fannypack

I've got nudes from a few of the camsluts on /soc/ on snapchat

Nothing else though

you're not allowed to be critical of anything with a visible minority even if they have nothing to do with the criticism

you think directors put them in to meet "quotas"? no, they put them in because they're a substitute for making something actually good

pumped for 2017 lads

leftists try to take the high ground by saying they care about things like racism and equality then spend all day having a meltdown because a man doesn't want to watch the new ghost film and they wonder why they aren't taken seriously

How?

ecstasy and alchohol a good combination?

slep tite dont let the beg bugs bite xxx

fanny means arse here.
can understand why vagina pack sounds weird though

Twat as Twaught. This triggers me the most lads

how did you manage that?

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bbc.com/future/story/20120709-does-life-speed-up-as-you-age

>2016 is nearly half over

see you in rio lads

>select all sandwiches
>only burgers

I haven't done anything beyond getting nudes in years, since I became a normie and started dating normal girls.

But honestly, to any /brit/ virgins out there - girls on Sup Forums are the easiest way to actually screw easy girls who are often not bad looking - downside is they're often incredibly damaged and fucked up. Tinder is tough if you aren't good looking.

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And yet you wear it on your front? Where a fanny is.

Wait how the hell do you pronounce it then

>laptop charger slowly ripping

fuck sake a new one costs £30

all the times i've taken MDMA i've usually been plastered beforehand.

Found a stash of empty bottles in my room.
Asked me if I want to see a therapist or something this afternoon.

A Mac one? I've had about 4 different ones lel

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But they're bullying him about his wife, calling her a gold-digger and all that. They're incredibly inconsistent. One called comments on porn videos about women degrading and dehumanising and then in his very next tweet, called James a "limp-dick loser". It's fucking stunning.

lenovo ching chong pile of shit

buying a Mac next time

Reminder

at least there wasn't semen in them

>lying about your life to hide your shame on /brit/
>trying to be a normalfag by giving out advice

Nah people often wear it on their sides or backs if they're cycling

Pic related I wear this on my back when I go partying

>phone poll

fuck off

P H O N E T I C S
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HAT
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FLAT
SHAT
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FAT (YOU)

KILL YOURSELF

well that's just typical for these "people" who spout opinions that others have formed for them

>tfw custom built laptop that uses cheap generic charger

Tw@

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>yanks changed the meaning of "fanny" so they wear fannypacks backwards where they can't be reached
kek

It says online on the picture m8

Whoa calm down Iain jesus

The fuck is wrong with people here

dumbfuck

>P H O N E T I C S
Except English doesn't follow any phonetic rules

Half of it is pronounced differently to what it is written as

>4'11

womanlets out

It wouldn't surprise me if it was true. I'm literally a fat neckbeard and I've fucked a girl who lives in Brighton from /soc/.

Do you have an actual alcohol problem though? The old shakes and sleep disturbances when you don't drink?

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how bad is your drinking problem?

>ugh how do you think we pronounce it it's pronounced how it's spelled!!!!

>regularly uses soft a's in many words and pronounces aluminum alyuminiyum

where are you getting these?

I want to worship maisie's legs t.b.h.

youtube.com/watch?v=FCCU7BOth2M

This picture is fucking meaningless.

I guess.
I suppose it's good she only knows I'm a cripplingly depressed alcoholic, and not a sexual deviant.

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just like my entire life lmao

>Yanks pronounce aluminium as ah-loo-me-num

Isn't this the norm over there though?

this ignores language rules in favour of memes
i can respect it

vsco. this one's Canadian

FOY

>£200 for a charger

hmm

do it pussio

im triggered, get out