What is the "my great great-grandmother is a fullblooded Cherokee princess" equivalent of your country?

What is the "my great great-grandmother is a fullblooded Cherokee princess" equivalent of your country?

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I'm 1/64th cherokee.

1/128th aborigine pls gib subsidies and benefits

my great great-grandmother was a full-blooded Algonquin princess

I know a guy whose Uncle was a Haitian warlord. He refuses to speak about his father and what he did/does in Haiti

>I'm 1/64th Cherokee or some shit
>I don't even know my Cherokee grandmother, but I still got a huge fucking scholarship for being an oppressed native American
Thank god for Andrew Jackson

"I have a Frisian last name"
"My grandparentswere born in Indonesia"
either one of these, or blue blood also counts.

My family had a photo of an injun. No one knew why the photo was there or who it was, but he was supposedly related.

23andme didn't find shit in muh genes though

It was probably just a national geographic magazine cutout.

'I still have a title' :DDD
Counts still exist in NL but it doesn't hold any sway with anyone but the other people with meaningless titles.

At best a conversation starter, although the noble circlejerk does like to favor eachother.

Utah
> my family came along with brigham young and settled here

Descendant of French colonists

What if I'm 1/4 Native?

I lived in Wyoming for several years and I'd see these on cars sometimes.

"I'm a pureblood Inupiaq"

Its pretty cool though. Besides I would have thought that they would still be some of the most powerful people in your society.

t. Don't have nobles and shit

>my grandfather was a senegalese/algerian tirailleur in 1915 and rebuilt France

either all the blacks/arabs are related or we had like 20 000 000 of those

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonton_Macoute

What about Frisian first names

Muh First Fleet

1/64 is too little to get a scholarship.

We were once a great Empire...

"I am related to x noble family"
"I am related to the Prophet himself mashallah"

>my mom/pa is full mapuche blood, we even burnt trucks together when I was 10

i'm 100% croat for centuries

There isn't one. Maybe a handful of musicians claim to have Gypsy heritage I guess.

>Maybe a handful of musicians claim to have Gypsy heritage I guess.

"I'm related to [insert king from the viking age]" or if they're a northerner "my great grandmother was sami, pay reparations for what you did to us"

We don't have that. At most some could claim to have jewish/muslim blood via some converso.

...

>implying I aint

where did i imply my dear Ante?
but don't fuck it up by mixing with half bloods

wouldn't think of it Borna

>I'm Welsh gib me monis
>I'm Scottish gib me monis
>I'm Ulster-Scot gib me monis
>I'm Irish gib me monis
>I'm Cornish gib me monis
>I'm a Northerner gib me monis
>I'm from the Midlands gib me monis
>I'm Manx protect me
>I'm from Guernsey protect me
>I'm from Jersey protect me
>I'm from Gibraltar and totally not Spanish señor
>I'm from Caribbean overseas territory #2846570827 don't infringe on my tax evasion culture
>I'm from Pitcairn Islands don't infringe on my rape culture
>I'm a Falklander don't infringe on my sheep rape culture
>I'm from Akrotiri and Dhekelia I have no culture
>I'm from British Indian Ocean Territory I have no culture
>I'm from Saint Helena I have no culture
>I'm from Ascension I have no culture
>I'm from Tristan da Cunha I have no culture
>I'm from South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands I have no culture
>squawk squawk squawk British Antarctic Territory squawk squawk squawk squawk

>sun never sets

Some people here claim to be Germanic rather than Slavo-Turkish rape babbies.

>New York
>I have an ancestor who isnt italian