Tfw No Jewish gf

>tfw No Jewish gf

That's it lads. Im heading to Israel to get a cute one

>tfw no hasidic jew bf

>TFW I left Israel when I had all these cuties all around me and I could've been happy with my jewess gf

FUCK

you can still have my bp

i only want girlpussy now

I've had bad experience with BP, it did not go as well as the Sup Forums memes suggested

They probably didn't clean their bp out and you got poop dick I feel really bad for you tb.h

Good riddance. Only patriots belong here.

>Only patriots belong here

Yeah like Pajeets, feminists, Changs and fat rights activists?

Kek, if I leave your country just got a little worse m8

Good luck with that. The cute ones are extremely stuck-up.

>The cute ones are extremely stuck-up.

that's my fetish

Then go for the ones that brag about 'being a soldier' and how badass they are for serving in a conscription-based military.

Ok I will!

They're cute af senpai

There's a ton of qts for sure, but personally I can't stand the shit personalities that go with them. Best of luck to you user.

Thanks bro, Jewish girls are cuties desu

lmao they're manly as the basketball american women, the only difference is the skin colour and the fact that they served in this shitty ass army.

t. Moroccan

They look cute and feminine af in every picture I've seen

t.LEAFlet

that's because they pick the most attractive women and men for propaganda purposes you fucking retard.

t. Arab "israeli"

stop lying to me faggot, all israeli girls are cute

daily reminder that LEAFland should be range-banned and the LEAFlets should get exiled to reddit.

also, I'm a slavity slav you cunt.

Lying kike

I bet you're circumcised and don't even speak Russian lmao, you're no slav

нaхyй пoшeл, дaлбoeб.

lying kike lying kike

not asian = not interested

this жид has an Israeli gf, checkmate atheists.

Why are you so hostile anyways? I just want an Israeli gf

Because you're a LEAFlet, and as I said before all LEAFlets should get exiled to reddit.

I dindu nuffin

I'll contact the other space lizards and will ask them to nuke your country first.

lmao i'll just defect back to Israel

You wouldn't nuke yourself, now would you?

>tfw no yahudi parasote gf

Option samson all the way, LEAFman.

You gassed all the qts, hans.

are non-jews even allowed to live in israel

Yeah, 20% of Israels' population are ayyyyyyrabs(not palis), and I'm pretty sure a good chunk of the other slavity slavs aren't even remotely jewish.

that's you you fuck

You're no slav ahmed

I told you to fuck off, LEAF, so just do it.

don't listen to the other guy. let's exchange our citizenships okay? you get jewish girls (i promise they got big tits just like they tell you in movies) i will be okay with canadians.

please reply

>let's exchange our citizenships okay?

I already have both an Israeli and a Canadian citizenship m8.

>tfw No Jewish gf

Gott sei dank.

I'm sorry I don't speak arabic.

>making jokes
>a leaf
nein

I like how Israeli posters on Sup Forums actually go along with Sup Forums humor and are able to make fun of themselves - a far cry from the "sensitive liberal Jew" stereotype.

Most Jews in israel are slavs who are just as racist and Sup Forums desu.

Also most are secular anyways, they don't really give a shit

will trade for a caring, outdoors loving candian girl whos cheeks go red when it's warm

jokes aside israeli women can be very attractive.
they are the perfect mix between white and arab.

good thread it was like an israeli comedy movie with the exchanges between the ruskie and leaf

Thanks bro

Canadian """women""" are a couple hundred lbs overweight.

>Canadian flag
> your country

Leave now shitskin

I thought your women were supposed to be healthier than ours.

>tfw I've got a kike fwb who sends me lewd pics of him in IDF uniform

>tfw you're not jewish
>tfw you'll never get a jewish gf
>tfw you'll never get a jewish wife
>tfw you'll never be a part of the inner circles and rule the world
>tfw you weren't circumsized as an infant
>tfw you'll have to do it as an adult if you want to convert and get all the above mentioned
Curse their conservative ways.

This. Mizrachi women are hot AF

Stiff upper lip, m8. It worked for my dad, and he's a fucking Belgian.
I'm sure it'll work for you.

>Stiff upper lip
Is that a way of saying "just clench your teeth together and get it over with"?

Closer to "clench your teeth; it gets better" :^)