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/brit/
William Morales
Charles Peterson
birdcucks will surely be at it any minute now
Kayden Brown
cyka blyat
Jayden Cruz
...
Gavin Johnson
tomboys
Anthony Phillips
**boys
Dominic Miller
bubu dubu
Lincoln Cox
found a baby bird dead this morning
found another hiding by the shed while I was in the hammock reading, but when I tried to give him a bit of cereal he ran away
Jack Green
youtube.com
thread theme
Nathaniel Murphy
Don't start on her again. The nostalgia is unbearable
Andrew Nguyen
tried tinder yesterday and got 9 matches
is this beginners luck or something?
Ryan Young
>found a baby bird dead this morning
good
bircucks btfo
Leo Baker
BOYS BOYS BOYS
Matthew Powell
gf just sent me this
Adrian Robinson
Might move to some hellhole to get a job.
Whats surrey like?
Eli Bennett
Fucking hate Yanks, particularly the ones from Canada.
Carson Morgan
James Jones
>I can handle it because I have no emotional attachment to people
Sebastian Lee
Aaron Brown
Why do Brits pretend like they haven't been YANK'D the hardest? The only thing they have different is the accent lmao
Nolan Martin
Under what circumstances would you fuck a scottish girl?
Josiah Cooper
when they stop looking like cave trolls
Gabriel Clark
If there was no other option.
Christopher Ward
Actually I would argue the opposite
Britain is the only Anglo country that has big differences between us
Australians and Canadians are especially Yanked
James Stewart
...
Carson Flores
Well, none of us speak american or canadian.
None of us worship ojibwe or cherokee gods.
Our legal and political system isn't based on a north american one.
Liam Diaz
taking the dog out for a walk
Jordan Allen
Sorry I forgot, they have football and you have hand egg. Wow massive difference. At least we have another language.
Parker Lee
something smells cheeky ITT
Julian Thomas
You are a cruel, cruel man.
Kevin Green
IMPORTANT VOTING OPPORTUNITY.
Charles Bell
But you do speak American and you worship some middle eastern gods. Might as well be the same thing,
Grayson Lewis
its too late for all this catty bitching
you lot sound like a bunch of old women
Owen Myers
imagine a thread without leafs
Matthew Rodriguez
Grayson Hall
had a dream where I imagined myself in a trilogy movie series about traversing the Arctic and Drake was in it
I woke up during the third movie because a girl said she wanted to have sex with me
David Nguyen
it's easy if you try
Grayson Robinson
has anyone got any pictures of people holding everyday objects that are bigger or smaller than they should be so the person looks small or big
Luis James
>A FUCKING LEAF
James Wilson
>Drake
Hopefully you mean Francis Drake, and not that fast talking beat boxing garbage
Gavin Rogers
This is no longer /brit/ this is /can/
Bentley Reyes
I think you'll find our language predates american civilisation. It may be bastardised german/french, but it's ours.
Practically every nation in Europe worships an arab desert god. We're no different.
Adam Kelly
*posts picture of me with my giant willy in hand*
Justin Sanchez
me holding a deceptive fish
Juan Sanders
I'm sorry ивaн
Charles Kelly
don't even bother with his autism, its just going to shit up the thread and turn it into a nationwank war
Chase Morgan
>tfw tricked into PPI by deceptive fish
Hunter Butler
English was first spoken in America. You literally stole their language and changed the name to fit your country.
James Carter
ah yes it must be getting on for summer because now there are spiders and flies all over the place. very impressive
Noah Powell
This is true desu. That's why they named York after New York
Jeremiah Rivera
>tfw sold oregano by deceptive fish
Liam Sanchez
saw a robin literally snatch a qt fat bumblebee out of the air this morning
hope its baby was the one that died
Austin Bell
Although, my wifu looks a lot like her, so it's kind of okay.
Jack Gray
Exactly.
John Walker
lucky
Joshua Long
just sexted a bird lads
Dylan Morris
...
Elijah Robinson
Ah, yes. How could I forget.
Nicholas Parker
Just watched this uppity white trash dude get thrown on his ass for refusing to cooperate with police and antagonising them. Classic.
Landon Bennett
...
Owen Anderson
...
William Roberts
hold it closer to the camera bro
that'll bigger it
Nathan Bell
o shit waddup
Blake Gutierrez
I want that cat
Ryan Torres
>telegraph.co.uk
Tell you what though lads the perks of being MPs seems pretty good, psycho sluts want your dick no matter who you are
Justin Stewart
Rubber dingy rapids. bro.
Easton Evans
bit gay
Nathan Cruz
can't spell rap without crap
Christopher Lopez
can't spell brit without shit
Christian Bell
What are your thoughts on Boris Johnson? Why is he so fucking based?
Ian Torres
cocked that up didn't you
Lincoln Richardson
Why are Russians so pure?
Joseph Morgan
the problem with /brit/ is you never know if the poster is making a joke or if he's genuinely retarded
Brody Reed
t. algerian rapper
Mason Rodriguez
Can't spell sodomy without agriculture.
Owen King
I like cats, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Leo Clark
sick
Blake King
yes
Michael Mitchell
I can do both, france.
I can do both.
Sebastian Baker
you got me sahib
Nathan Russell
I will put you in the ground in a fucking box if you even look at me
William Collins
fucking kek lads i just caught a wasp in a cup and then filled the cup with beer and drowned it. it's just floating now. who knew wasps need to breathe
Nathan Morris
do not bully the thailad
Chase Martin
okay this is my first internet argument so I'm unsure as to how we proceed but let me try:
I'm given to believe that your mother sells sexual favours to sailors.
Ethan Brooks
he's just passed out piss drunk mate hahahaha too much banter
Andrew Campbell
me
t. entomologist
Benjamin Moore
>tfw I feel guilty if I kill a fly
>I always fish insects out of the toilet if they fell in and help them dry themselves
Anthony Thomas
(c)rap fan detected
fuck off child
Joshua Harris
do you give them little towels?
Justin Cooper
toilet paper
Isaiah Thomas
don't how to break it to you lad but you might be a woman
Carson Nguyen
Needs more detail.
What sort of sailor? (Merchant navy? Foreign? Junior ranks?)
What sort of sexual favour? (which orifice? For payment? Is it a regular occurrence?)
Jacob Nguyen
torturing wasps is fun though they're absolute dicks
Landon Miller
He uses the world's smallest hairdryer. It's just a dormouse blowing on the bird
Jack Baker
stopped really liking a girl by cutting off contact from her. Now she thinks I'm angry at her lol, can't wait until I am home
Adrian Wilson
treat em mean keep em keen haha x
Noah Diaz
in love with my best friends lads
Ethan Powell
It's funny because I feel infinitely more compassion towards a fly than a 'refugee'
Literally don't care if they drown
Jayden Nguyen
Thank you, I'll ensure to incorporate these suggestions into my arsenal should anyone else step out of line.
Is the dormouse financially compensated for it's efforts?
Noah Lopez
haha been there done that will NOT end up well hahahaha