American replies to me without my permission

>American replies to me without my permission

you can't keep me down man

I will reply to the thread but not to you, pal.

>make thread
>first post is from a fucking leaf

Monkey can't handle the bantz

I wish it was bantz, usually it's just some nonsensical diarrhea.

If you want some nonsensical diarrhea you could just look outside your window.

Yes, I see a lot of leaves outside.

>Canadian
That's it. That's all it takes to irk me.

>French guy responds to my post
>it's some non-nonsensical, sub-fluent mess that completely misses the point

Literally every time.

kek

nice confirmation bias monkeybro

Leaves are the only important thing in your country. Too bad you're cutting it all down since you people have no foresight.

Quote a single good leafpost in the last 7 days.

>Foreign barbarian posts on an American website without my express written consent notarized by a supreme court judge

>A FUCKING LEAF makes a thread without my permission

Why do these third Worlders always think they are somehow allowed to "banter" Canadians?

I see your flag and just think of a brown manlet with chinky eyes typing with his index fingers only

>I see your flag and just think of a brown manlet with chinky eyes typing with his index fingers only
>I see your flag
>I see
>seeing
>with your chink eyes
>while burning

Pretty good BTFO desu.

Who are you? are you an Australian using a proxy?

Oh, wake the fuck up.
How the hell are we supposed to build shit with all the trees in the way?

proxy desu

It's only okay when we do it, friend :^)

China too

What is living in a third world country like? Does South America still have polio?

You're literally not allowed to reply to me. I don't associate with 5'3 mesoamerican shitskins.

>What is living in a third world country like?
It's pretty shitty, I don't like it :-(

>Does South America still have polio?
I don't know. I don't think so. We have zika, tho :/

BTFO
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Leafland is also called that, yes.

Don't worry, I looked it up. I think only Afghanistan and Pakistan still have it. Are you bullied on Sup Forums for being Brazilian?

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>Are you bullied on Sup Forums for being Brazilian?
I lil' bit
People are so mean

Poor child, come to me...

Would you marry me so I can get canadian citizenship?

you're a faggot, go to sleep

user, that's gay.

Why so homophobic?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you :-/

>A third worlder gives you a (You)

user what do you look like

I'm ugly. Don't bother.

Not like 4'11 chinks are any better

dumb leafposter
dumb frogposter

>Canadian "banter"

Try harder, m80.

Just move to South Brazil. Or Acre. What can you tell me about Acre?

>a Canadian replies to my post
no.
NO.
NO!
NO!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONOONONONONONONONO
NO.
no.....
n-no....
NOOOOOO PLEASE NO PLSNO PLS PLS NOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS CANT HAPPPENNNIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY GOD, WHY GOD, WHY GODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CALL AND AMBULANCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'
grgrggrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haaaaa.... heeeeeeeeeeehhh..................*pant* aaaahhhhh.......... aaaaaaaaaahhhh.... aaaaaa..............

Penn lost a godawful amount of weight, like, holy shit! He's probably one of the only guys who looks better fat.

Acre? Well, there's a meme that says Acre doesn't actually exist. I don't know why they made this meme, but it's real. Unlike Acre.

>Other cunts used to make these threads about us all the time
>No one cared
>We do the same
>WOW WHAT A BUNCH OF PATHETIC SHITPOSTERS FUCK CANADA


Honestly fuck this board.

>Being this jealous

Cana fucking Dah

The second biggest country in the world, next to a superpower, and yet... Nothing...

Beavers, mounties, and that's it, just a bunch of asians and even dumber pseudo americans freezing their balls off during winter.

A fucking leaf? A leaf? from a tree that isnt even native to Canada?

When an empty shithole like Alaska has a bigger identity than your country something really wrong is happening.

Congratulations Canada, not only you are the biggest non country in the entire world, but you are also terrible at shitposting, no one gets mad, no one thinks "that's cleaver", no one gets frustrated or finds it funny, everyone just thinks "that post has to be the most exciting thing that Canasian will EVER experience".

That's your life Canada, a post on Sup Forums is the peak of your entire leaf, i mean life.

SAD.

>Canada getting out-bantered by thirdworlders

you cannot fabricate this statement

cringe

H-h-hi

Boo!

poo

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aussie bantz best bantz

Another great Australian post! Wow!

lol good post my friend

dumb leafposter

holy fuck

10/10 not even joking

Stop posting that picture

Me gusta su post mucho.

>Travel to Europe
>Eurotrash think I'm American
>Just start talking to them like I'm back in Canada
>Eurotrash can't understand a word I say

Sorry

I wish I knew some aussies in real life
It would be fun as fuck to go out to drink with them

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thats my fetish

We can tell by your flag

B
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I'm unsure if that's actually true but good post anyway Canadian friend

>overly friendly american begins talking to me about his political opinions and automatically assumes I share the same values as him

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Trump am I right my good friend?

>American """""""banter"""""""

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Y, yeah...

Can't handle the banter.

I guess you could say that's a berry good haircut.

Letting Tyrone have sex with your wife is not banter, how many times do we have to go over this?

Legitimately laughing right now.

Kek

Khalid and Mohamed will be raping your sisters and daughters soon enough.

>Says the """""""""country""""""""""" that elected Trudeau

Just stop posting

no

>non latin american poster comments "una vela" or picardias

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kek i know but still. Trees are your friend and you shouldn't bully the leaf.

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