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WELL WHY DON'T YOU STOP SMOKING DOPE, GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GO AND GET A JOB THEN edition

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crayon pop

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normies out

kpop desu lads

.............. and a partridge in a pear tree

*puts something on the end of it*

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Woo! Yoo-hoo!

what's you're hair colour lads
red here

*introduces Aisha to the writings of Thomas Carlyle*

>filtering kara

>español de españa

why the fuck did you even think we would be learning anything but spanish from spain

tore 3 ligaments in my foot trying to do the Woo! Yoo-Hoo! dance

shitty dance, shitty women

don't ever reply to me again

brown but it was blonde when i was younger.

I filtered her when I used to browse /r9k/ a lot and people used to spam her there. It has nothing to do with caralad.

(though I don't particularly like Cara Del Meme)

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NEETS don't really need to get a job but they should focus on being more cool

why don't you idiots take up a hobby?

actually, you know what

get a job

fuck off

>Sun's Queen Brexit headline ruled 'misleading'
>Nick Clegg called the Sun's story "nonsense"
Does anyone else believe it more simply because Clegg denies it?

who Aisha lads? Another one of these commie twitter gals?

this 2bh
I feel my hair is brown but some people still say it's blond on occasion

IT'S CALLED THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW, SO WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

>he isn't currently posting from work

Dark as fuck brown

lmao
Divine justice

>Thomas Carlyle

im gonna be honest with you guys. when i was 10 years old i uniroincally wore a fedora

paki clog

*audience applause*

(he usually says park your backside for future reference)

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ah yes venitian blonde aka special snowflake brown

Lmao I didn't mean to put that there. Googled the lad out of curiosity.

I know, but that was used in the OP and I didn't want to cause any clashes.

Aisha Miles. An anorexic headcase who has had her head filled with twitter communist idealism in order to feel like she is a part of something. She is friends with Sara Davidson (another such degenerate) and routinely posts narcissistic pictures of herself on her Twitter as do all of these vapid plebs.

Yeah, 2015 was mental

just converted to caucasian by deed poll

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was wondering what the fuck you were on about

ayy lmao

hahahahaha let's laugh at someone for making a bwd decision when they were 10 hohohoyoyoyohwuhehehehehehehehehehe

>nosering
>communist
ah, how surprising

don't have a job but I did just woke up lmao

>mentally challenged
good thing shes wearing a helmet

Best Twitter gal

>those eyes

"Black rod"

"Hands off the BBC"

Fucking Hell. Even our government is obsessed.

Aisha will become my good little reactionary slave

I unironically wore a flatcap when I was like 13

honestly don't understand how someone could find THAT attractive
i want mentally challenged race traitors OUT of my country

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>dumb bong took the bait
I NEVER WORE A FEDORA HAHA XDDDD

I think i have that exact same flannel shirt

>people are posting on /brit/ now instead of working or studying

Why are you here?

Such is life in the north

>fat
>meme hair
>Easter Island tier nose

hmm

>swedish patter

give me the (you) you little shit

Queen talking about hard work

Kek

classes are done just have to study a bit for my finals next week
also all my "friends" are passing theirs this week but it's not like i would be with them either way

no fuck off you don't deserve it

who /blowing their nose on an old shirt/ here

>it's a Jeremy acts hard while a 7 foot bouncer stands next to him episode

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BEE YOURSELF AND YOU'LL GET A GF, WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR YOU user?

is it now?

Why are you here?

I'm a neet but I rarely post on /brit/ these days because it is a massive time sink. Got a phone interview at 13:00 so am pretty much housebound and just trying to pass the time

>implying Jeremy would rizzle your pathetic NEET face in

>Film occupies a unique space in comparison to other media forms in that it is able to capture and preserve an impression of time, as a result film is poised to distinguish memory from reality. Andrei Tarkovsky’s 1975 semi-autobiographical film The Mirror is a prime example of a film that effortlessly navigates between this epistemological gulf.
thoughts?
I realise it's quite clunky but I just have to trick the marker who I know is not that smart

listen here you little shit

I'm not that guy but I spend basically every hour I'm not working or sleeping on Sup Forums, mainly Sup Forums.

Good life tbqh. The fact I'm becoming a horrendously fat shit is neither here nor there.

It's in their contract that they don't get paid if they escalate things physically i.e if they punch Jezza square in the nut they don't get their drug money reward for appearing on the prole-zoo program.

>fat

Umm.... ok sweetie

Don't understand how you can find her attractive desu, but to each their own

Enjoy working in mcdonalds, should have studied smoething useful instead of wankology

Making conversation, I'm actually studying that particular variety, I know the slang of Spain more than I know Mexico's backwards as that sounds.

To the other person I was speaking to- your translation wasn't actually that bad, I'm impressed.

>Thank you so much for your concern.
>we haven't had terrible damage so much in my hometown󾌵
>So, please don't worry.
>thank you 󾌵󾬏

Internet gfs okay lads

>it's another ridicule others for posting on Sup Forums whilst posting on Sup Forums episode

>Got a phone interview at 13:00
doxxed tbqh

How can you watch one second of that show?

It makes me embarrassed to be a human being

I'd put my willy in her tummy but as far as twitter slags go she's bottom of the barrel

>skin colour
>hair colour
>ears
>facial expression
-10/10

Literally have nothing to do at work rn

>maths degree
>100k starting
>rises to 150k in 2 years

HANDS OFF THE BBC

Look at the buccal fat pads of her face. She's fat. It's not up for debate.

>>Film occupies a unique space in comparison to other media forms in that it is able to capture and preserve an impression of time, as a result film is poised to distinguish memory from reality. Andrei Tarkovsky’s 1975 semi-autobiographical film The Mirror is a prime example of a film that effortlessly navigates between this epistemological gulf.
>thoughts?
>I realise it's quite clunky but I just have to trick the marker who I know is not that smart
What did the australian shitposter mean by this?

>lied to my gf that I couldn't meet her because I have to go to a meeting
>really I'm just shitposting on Sup Forums all day and playing vidya

honestly we could genocide every single person with piercings and society would be much better off
just like people wearing tracksuits

it's not my major

could do without French people as well

Imagine being the sort of person who is in the Jeremy Kyle audience

Would probably kill myself to be completely honest with you my friend

are you wearing a tracksuit right now

wearing nothing right now as I'm still in bed x

im being a useless neet with no hobbies and theres nothing you can do it about it

>Dark Souls 3 release date
>tell my tutor I have to leave class early because I have a job interview
>next week she asks me how the interview went
>I tell her I got through to the 2nd round
>whole class claps
thank you, my aphids

i'm wearing trackie b's

That's basically British Jerry Springer right?

Imagine wanting to televise how much of a cuck you are.

Seriously, what is the appeal?
>turns out while being with you she shagged every rasheed in the county whilst you made her kids their school dinners

same here desu