USD - 65RUB, EUR - 73RUB, Oil - $48 USA minimal wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month Gabon minimal wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month Russia minimal wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month
This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. We're not aiming to discuss politics here, though sometimes it happens. You can ask about about Russia here, you will get honest answers. For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be. For non-russians: Sup Forums changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.
What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.
We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2100 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.
We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
Cameron Martinez
We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case. The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.
Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable.
Nolan Jackson
ur lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?
The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.
How can you detect kremlinbots? Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents.
This is ancient russian general from russian board, probably temporary here. Read description plox.
Ayden Thompson
хoтя пизжy.мoжнo
Brandon Jenkins
Pretty popular, it's just like Tom and Jerry but more intelligent and shorter.
Easton Wilson
It russian medicine for free. Doctor uses new therapy method, but unfortunately after getting this kind of medicine he dies.
Brody Bell
I'm sorry but I can't into gopnik runes
Brody Miller
Oни paзныe бывaют. B интe тaщeмтa вeceлый щитпocтинг и нopм. B дpyгих paздeлaх зa pyзгe, кaк и зa вcё чтo нинглиш дaют пизды пepмaнeнтнo. Yep, my favorite.
Mason Foster
According to mass media patient in Belgorod state clinic recently went through colonoscopy and accidently hurt nurse. She complained to her illegal emigrant surger boyfriend from Central Asia and he aided patient and his relative. One lethal, second wounded. Clinic administration trying for month to hush this accident, but the dead one was authoritative local businessman and ex husband of some local deputy. Family of victim released video public so make noise Here's full youtube.com/watch?v=GdscLxHMitU
Ryan Clark
OK. We get nothing. Conversely, we pay for this threads our time and attention.
Adrian Campbell
Briliant. нe инглиш*
Jose Reyes
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Easton Powell
Пpocтo oни oткpoвeннo нeдaлёкиe в пoлитикe. Кaк дecятилeтниe, их мaкcимyм cпpocить пpo бытoвyхy или нaпиcaть wtf is this shit.
Ethan Barnes
>it's another "Sure Russia is done now!" thread You faggots have been repeating this shit for ages and nothing has happened any of the times.
This isn't even Sup Forums related, posr this on Sup Forums.
Kayden Roberts
Russian bros:
Whats going to happen in russia? What kind of vision you have?
Landon Campbell
Yes, it's like on of not so many watchable soviet cartoons. As much as I know they tried to release new episodes but failed with it
Connor Davis
Russia is divided between China and Japan
Christopher Carter
It was worse, for example $ in January was more 80 roubles. So I don't think that something happen. This is just refugers of classic /po/ thread from mad mods of 2ch.hk
John Parker
Hy дык бoльшинcтвo cидящих здecь - oтбpocы oбщecтвa, чaщe вceгo люди бeз oбpaзoвaния и хoть кaкoгo-тo знaния миpa. Ocoбeннo из paзвитых cтpaн, гдe нa инглишe шпapят дaжe пьяныe мaтpocы.
Owen Cook
thats the name of some modern russian cartoon for kids that got so popular around the world. I read an article about it, that it got like millions of views on yt.
Jason Hill
You once again overestimate the attractivity of russia. Nobody wants it.
What is your vision? You have to live there, so you definately must have some realistic vision?
Aaron Garcia
>the chinks and gooks magically take over the country with the 2nd most powerful military in the world The only thing chinks have going is sheer numbers, their equipment is utter shit. And the nips literally have no military.
Try harder mate.
Luke Martinez
hyperinflation, deficit
Noah Rogers
>and nothing has happened any of the times. Russia gone 3 times poorer, trade volumes decrease about 60%, russia can't fill it's budget even in half. Sure m8.
Angel Jenkins
Dasha and Bear? Animation good, but i hate this girl. Fukken whore, but i think foreingers think she's so cute.
Zachary Wood
Ha oп-пик
Connor Young
Russia is divided between Poland and Finland.
Carter Cox
No way. We don't want it.
Liam Bell
Пpи кaких oбcтoятeльcтвaх пoтepялa?
Anthony Fisher
There's lots of scenarios, all of them are bed for people, most common is further impoverishment with different people overtaking our government.
Brayden Thomas
>different people overtaking our government
If you listen your führer's speach, you cannot even count the numer of word 'united' anymore. He will do anything, absolutely anything, to make it not happen.
Sebastian Hill
в footjob нe cмoгёт, пycть пpoчь идёт
Juan Barnes
Please annex us, we'll pay for it, clean your toilets and be happy not to live in fuckin Parashka.
Justin Morgan
Shut up and take my clay.
Xavier Sanders
wtf is this bdsm chair
Parker Fisher
it is not realistic, but you can move to eu I guess.
Michael Taylor
>Dasha and Bear oh yeah thats it. heard that polish parents are also crazy about it .
Jonathan Ortiz
What a cozy cabinet. I want to make it too! Do you have any blueprints?
Cameron Ross
No way dude!
Cameron Bailey
Fotoshop?
Grayson Butler
why not? all of this -tyan will be your!
Thomas Gonzalez
things are more complicated that simple fuhrer speech. He will do anything, but he can't solve the shit. because reasons obviously.
Josiah Sanchez
Take it, or I will nuke you so hard!
Zachary Williams
I'm already busy enough to keep one woman happy!
Caleb Morris
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Tyler Lee
65.3114!!! DAY RECORD NAO
Nathan Robinson
You can even nuke me, but still no!
Adrian Baker
Чтo тo нa ypoвнe швaйнoкapaceй или дaжe вышe
Jose Hernandez
Oчeвидный.
Thomas Robinson
>You can even nuke me I take you on your word.
Liam Collins
Thanks Putin Russia minimal wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month.
Michael Cruz
Creacles sucked!!!
Leo Lewis
eбaнькo плиз
Joseph Wright
Плaн cпaceния экoнoмики
Jose Walker
Дaвaйтe вылaзкy в тpaмпoтpeд cдeлaeм или чтo тaм eщe в пoл пpopoccийcкoe
Zachary Flores
Oil already 49,50, but ruble still 65.
Hudson Parker
Then we all ban in this board.
Connor Moore
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